p*p
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Good guy at 0:23 getting the woman out before him
Most of russia's population is bears... E.T is fucked...
Bigger asteroids are EASIER to calculate their trajectory exactly
because they are easier to see.
He's like... hurry lets repopulate!
this shit is for real, run dinos
Optimus Prime is here.
0:21 Hey I'm the last man on earth
0:21 It's the end. Let's fuck!
I wonder if the Russian air defense system detected the meteor's
approach.
The Dude just thinking that the U.S. started the war, lol
Then they have sex, and the guy rescues the world from the bigger meteor.
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
I wonder where optimus landed !
Anyone else notice the door in the office also get blown open. i bet
that guy was scared as fuck. u can see he was pushed with force and didnt
move him self across the room.
I hope they have meteorite insurance
Vegetska and Nappanov has finally reached planet earth! Will our heroes
save the day. Stay tuned on the next episode of Russiaball Z
The underpants of many people were filled in Russia today.
*meteors will be nerfed in the next earth update*.
Wishing you all the best in Russia.
cute office girl
time to ban meteors
just think, 14 hours earlier and that would have us... (in canada or the
us)
Shit. I hope this doesn't affect the price of Vodka!
That is the Pope running from Vatican..and getting invisible like he
said...going on to his bunker..
Vegeta and Goku fighting outside
:23 sees the opportunity to get close, gets shafted. cuddle fail
Why don't NASA alerted Russia? USA government is a fraud.
back to work slackers. I can't tell you how many times I used the
meteorite explosion to get an extra smoke break.
The man let the woman to escape first. I bet not everyone would do this.
Chuck Norris farted?
Glad something like this didnt happen at the height of the cold war.
I'm sure people are going to say this is because the pope resigned.
Worst valentines ever
If this happened in Israel we would have had nuclear war.
this should have happened on 21 st december 2012.
Good guy at 0:23 getting the woman out before him
Most of russia's population is bears... E.T is fucked...
Bigger asteroids are EASIER to calculate their trajectory exactly
because they are easier to see.
He's like... hurry lets repopulate!
this shit is for real, run dinos
Optimus Prime is here.
0:21 Hey I'm the last man on earth
0:21 It's the end. Let's fuck!
I wonder if the Russian air defense system detected the meteor's
approach.
The Dude just thinking that the U.S. started the war, lol
Then they have sex, and the guy rescues the world from the bigger meteor.
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
I wonder where optimus landed !
Anyone else notice the door in the office also get blown open. i bet
that guy was scared as fuck. u can see he was pushed with force and didnt
move him self across the room.
I hope they have meteorite insurance
Vegetska and Nappanov has finally reached planet earth! Will our heroes
save the day. Stay tuned on the next episode of Russiaball Z
The underpants of many people were filled in Russia today.
*meteors will be nerfed in the next earth update*.
Wishing you all the best in Russia.
cute office girl
time to ban meteors
just think, 14 hours earlier and that would have us... (in canada or the
us)
Shit. I hope this doesn't affect the price of Vodka!
That is the Pope running from Vatican..and getting invisible like he
said...going on to his bunker..
Vegeta and Goku fighting outside
:23 sees the opportunity to get close, gets shafted. cuddle fail
Why don't NASA alerted Russia? USA government is a fraud.
back to work slackers. I can't tell you how many times I used the
meteorite explosion to get an extra smoke break.
The man let the woman to escape first. I bet not everyone would do this.
Chuck Norris farted?
Glad something like this didnt happen at the height of the cold war.
I'm sure people are going to say this is because the pope resigned.
Worst valentines ever
If this happened in Israel we would have had nuclear war.
this should have happened on 21 st december 2012.
f*u
3 楼
嗯,我父母那代倒是比较能干的女人生儿子较多,本来我妈也被认为肯定生儿子的。^_^
据说面相上看的出来的。
据说面相上看的出来的。
b*a
4 楼
这个好
l*s
16 楼
呜呜呜,是行运,男女行运是相反的,我要是男的,十多岁就泡富家MM结婚了,一辈子
平平顺顺的,安安稳稳的。妻贤子孝啊。
我好委屈~~~~~~~
不过大姨妈其实不坏的,现代人毒素多,大姨妈可以排毒的,男人没这功能,只好秃头
了。^_^
生娃是比较危险,所以一定要找个好男人啊。然后可以拿生娃来要挟他烧饭做菜洗衣服
抹地赚钱,做牛做马,哈哈哈~~~~~
跑步太累了,我做瑜伽。猎人我常做,吃完猎物抹嘴就溜,^_^
反正女人是香的,男人是臭的,臭的都配不上香的,男的全部该做苦力让女人欺负的,
嗯。
【在 d******0 的大作中提到】
: 男的当然开心很多,没有每个月的大姨妈,主动出鸡还没有生娃的危险,没有D cup跑
: 步时候的累赘,永远是猎人而不是猎物,尿急了可以谈笑间灰飞烟灭。 哈哈哈!! 下
: 辈子吧,你做男的好了。
平平顺顺的,安安稳稳的。妻贤子孝啊。
我好委屈~~~~~~~
不过大姨妈其实不坏的,现代人毒素多,大姨妈可以排毒的,男人没这功能,只好秃头
了。^_^
生娃是比较危险,所以一定要找个好男人啊。然后可以拿生娃来要挟他烧饭做菜洗衣服
抹地赚钱,做牛做马,哈哈哈~~~~~
跑步太累了,我做瑜伽。猎人我常做,吃完猎物抹嘴就溜,^_^
反正女人是香的,男人是臭的,臭的都配不上香的,男的全部该做苦力让女人欺负的,
嗯。
【在 d******0 的大作中提到】
: 男的当然开心很多,没有每个月的大姨妈,主动出鸡还没有生娃的危险,没有D cup跑
: 步时候的累赘,永远是猎人而不是猎物,尿急了可以谈笑间灰飞烟灭。 哈哈哈!! 下
: 辈子吧,你做男的好了。
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