程序员和软件测试员之间的关系 20. "That’s weird…" 很奇怪…… 19. "It’s never done that before." 以前没这样过的。 18. "It worked yesterday." 昨天还好好的。 17. "How is that possible?" 那怎么可能?(怎么会出问题?) 16. "It must be a hardware problem." 这一定是硬件问题。 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" 你输入什么东西后才崩 溃的? 14. "There is something funky in your data." 你的数据有问题。 13. "I haven’t touched that module in weeks!" 我好几个礼拜没动那个程序了 ! 12. "You must have the wrong version." 你一定在用错误的版本。 11. "It’s just some unlucky coincidence." 这只是凑巧。 10. "I can’t test everything!" 我无法测试所有东西。(我的机器环境下,无 法测试所有的可能情况。) 09. "THIS can’t be the source of THAT." “这”不可能是问题的原因。 08. "It works, but it hasn’t been tested." 程序能用,不过还没有测试。 07. "Somebody must have changed my code." 一定有人改了我的代码。 06. "Did you check for a virus on your system?" 你的电脑扫描病毒了么? 05. "Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel? 即便程序不行了,(你 觉得)程序写得如何? 04. "You can’t use that version on your system." 你不能在你系统上使用那 个版本的程序。(程序版本和系统有冲突。) 03. "Why do you want to do it that way?" 你怎么会想着那样操作啊? 02. "Where were you when the program blew up?" 程序崩溃时,你在做什么呢? (做了哪些操作?) 第1条会是什么?猜猜看吧! 01. "It works on my machine" 在我机器上好好的!!!(怎么在你那就出问题了 呢!!!)
m*w
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【 以下文字转载自 Apple 讨论区 】 发信人: Baffled (Johnny), 信区: Apple 标 题: I just returned my iPhone 5 to Verizon Wireless store! 关键字: iPhone 5 return 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 3 01:38:23 2012, 美东) My previous phone was HTC incredible and eligible for upgrade, I thought I' ll give iPhone a try. Huge disappointment! I found out that it doesn't even have one very important and convenient feature I've enjoyed with my old phone, when I browse websites and zoom in for bigger fonts, it automatically adjusts to fit to the screen width, so I don't have to scroll left/right to see the contents, only need to scroll up/down. iPhone doesn't even have that feature, maybe Apple doesn't own the patent? I don't see why all the buzz about it. My wife had iPhone 4S, but she rarely browse the websites, so I wasn't aware of this problem. Anyways, I confirmed at Verizon store and returned iPhone 5, and restored my old phone for now, the store person said that I was the first one bringing up this specific need, they did acknowledge it is a very important and convenient feature. I was told that HTC is releasing a new phone next month, I'll wait till then to upgrade my phone. Any comments from you Apple fans about this feature are welcome, do you think that is very important feature for web browsing? BTW, I have a couple of other Apple products iPads, iPods at home,we enjoyed them,not this time,though.
嗯的,记得在微软听过一首歌,名字就叫做it works on my box.歌词别的都记不清了 ,但是就那句反反复复的印象 特深刻_ It works, it works, it works on my box.
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【在 x**********s 的大作中提到】 : 程序员和软件测试员之间的关系 : 20. "That’s weird…" 很奇怪…… : 19. "It’s never done that before." 以前没这样过的。 : 18. "It worked yesterday." 昨天还好好的。 : 17. "How is that possible?" 那怎么可能?(怎么会出问题?) : 16. "It must be a hardware problem." 这一定是硬件问题。 : 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" 你输入什么东西后才崩 : 溃的? : 14. "There is something funky in your data." 你的数据有问题。 : 13. "I haven’t touched that module in weeks!" 我好几个礼拜没动那个程序了
h*d
9 楼
test defect is much better than production one.
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【在 x**********s 的大作中提到】 : 程序员和软件测试员之间的关系 : 20. "That’s weird…" 很奇怪…… : 19. "It’s never done that before." 以前没这样过的。 : 18. "It worked yesterday." 昨天还好好的。 : 17. "How is that possible?" 那怎么可能?(怎么会出问题?) : 16. "It must be a hardware problem." 这一定是硬件问题。 : 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" 你输入什么东西后才崩 : 溃的? : 14. "There is something funky in your data." 你的数据有问题。 : 13. "I haven’t touched that module in weeks!" 我好几个礼拜没动那个程序了
d*r
10 楼
我曾经很迷信'it works on my box’,但一个大牛用事实教育了我这些奇怪的问题都是 确实是bug。
【在 a*o 的大作中提到】 : 没啥好笑的,有的bug真的很诡异。
d*r
11 楼
我曾经很迷信'it works on my box’,但一个大牛用事实教育了我这些奇怪的问题都是 确实是bug。
【在 a*o 的大作中提到】 : 没啥好笑的,有的bug真的很诡异。
w*f
12 楼
good, 大部分我都说过...
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【在 x**********s 的大作中提到】 : 程序员和软件测试员之间的关系 : 20. "That’s weird…" 很奇怪…… : 19. "It’s never done that before." 以前没这样过的。 : 18. "It worked yesterday." 昨天还好好的。 : 17. "How is that possible?" 那怎么可能?(怎么会出问题?) : 16. "It must be a hardware problem." 这一定是硬件问题。 : 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" 你输入什么东西后才崩 : 溃的? : 14. "There is something funky in your data." 你的数据有问题。 : 13. "I haven’t touched that module in weeks!" 我好几个礼拜没动那个程序了
c*7
13 楼
好亲切啊。。。
o*l
14 楼
老笑话: It compiles on my machine, so it should run.
i*h
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Old but very accurate. My variations: 20. "That’s weird…" "Intersting..." 19. "It’s never done that before." Same 18. "It worked yesterday." Same 13. "I haven’t touched that module in weeks!" ! My coworkers' favorite. 12. "You must have the wrong version." "Are you sure you have the latest version? (And the answer is, oftentime, 'oops')." 07. "Somebody must have changed my code." "Damn! There must be a merging error." 04. "You can’t use that version on your system." "Was it a Vista? Have you disabled UAC?" 03. "Why do you want to do it that way?" "How could anybody want to do it that way?" 02. "Where were you when the program blew up?" "What were you doing when it happened?" 01. "It works on my machine" "It worked on my box."