原创笑话 on-crowded-subway# WaterWorld - 未名水世界
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Yesterday, I was on the crowded subway standing face to face with a hottie.
We were so close that my cheek was burning. The whole car could feel my
heat.
“They should turn the heat off. It is spring already”, a guy complained. I
didn’t say anything.
“ Are they playing drums on the train?” A lady said, looking around for
drummers. “Those were my heartbeats.” I whispered to her in embarrassment.
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We were so close that my cheek was burning. The whole car could feel my
heat.
“They should turn the heat off. It is spring already”, a guy complained. I
didn’t say anything.
“ Are they playing drums on the train?” A lady said, looking around for
drummers. “Those were my heartbeats.” I whispered to her in embarrassment.
More jokes here
http://www.yuehaixiao.net/2011/05/on-crowded-subway.html