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1 I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply toyou if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

2 You are receiving this automatic notification because I am outoftheoffice. If I was in, chances are you wouldn\'t have received anythingat all.

3 Sorry to have missed you, but I\'m at the doctor\'s having my brain andheart removed so I can be promoted to our management team

4 I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until Ireturnfromvacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in theorder it was received.

5 Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 forthe first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6 The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your messagehas not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sendingagain.

7 Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuingsystem. Youarecurrently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply inapproximately 19 weeks.

8 Hi, I\'m thinking about what you\'ve just sent me. Please wait byyour PCfor my response.

9 I\'ve run away to join a different circus.

10 I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medicalreasons.When I return, please refer to me as \'Kate\' instead of Dave.
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