周末一笑：因为嫉妒（转载）

1 因为嫉妒/Because of Jealous

Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? "

Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watch others work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."

两个朋友正在谈论工作，一个人问：“说一下，为什么工头解雇了你？”

第二个回答：“你知道工头是如何总站着看别人工作的。我的工头嫉妒我。人们开始认为我是工头。”

2 会计师

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

"Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."

"Have you tried counting sheep? "

"That's the problem. I make a mistake and spend three hours trying to find it."

一个会计师有睡眠问题就去看医生。

“医生，我晚上睡不着觉。”

“你试过数绵羊吗？”

“这就是问题所在。我犯了一个错并花了三个小时试图找到它。”

3 “DC”代表什么？/What does DC stand for?

An American teacher asked one of her pupils, "What's the nation's capital?"

The reply was "Washington DC."

On being asked what the "DC" stood for, the pupils all answered：

"Dot com!"

一位美国教师问她的一个学生：“国家的首都是什么？”

答案是“华盛顿特区。”

在被问到“DC”代表什么时，学生们都回答：

“Dot com！”

4 自己弄床？

Farmer: If you want to spend the night here, you'll have to make your own bed.

Traveling salesman: That's perfectly all right.

Farmer: Here's a hammer and saw. Good night.

农夫：如果你想在这里过夜，你必须自己弄床。

旅行推销员：绝对没问题。

农夫：这是锤子和锯。晚安。

5 他可能会感冒

During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent.

"How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round.

"Well, if you keep this up," replied the coach, "he might feel the wind and catch a cold."

在比赛中，拳手拳风猛烈，却打不到他的对手。

“我做得怎样？”他在回合结束时问教练。

“嗯，如果你保持这样，”教练回答说，“他可能会感到风力得感冒。”

6 我的狗不识字/My little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!

史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!

布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。