烙铁与ipod,iphone,ipad的关系
这几天气温陡然升到了华氏九十多度，春天的扫除变成了夏日清理。我也想起邻居去年发给我的一个搞笑Email。从ipod，iphone，ipad，到iron（烙铁，熨斗） 的关系说开去。有趣的是她的先生名叫Ron，我说你家里有真正的i-Ron 哦。
她发给我的图已经找不到了， 就从网上下载几张，这个小故事以一个男人的口气说话，译出来大概意思如下：
It all began with an iPhone...
这一切都是由一个 iPhone 引起的
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone, and he loved it, who wouldn't?
三月份我儿子过十五岁生日我送了他一个iPhone，他爱不释手，搁谁谁不爱呀！
I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad
我七月过生日，我太太送我一个iPad，我喜出望外。
My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod
我女儿八月过生日，我送了她一个ipod
September came by, so for my wife's birthday I bought her an iRon.
九月我太太过生日，我送了她一个iRon（烙铁，熨斗）
It was around then that the fight started...
从此我们开始争吵。。。
Girls can have their own computer...
看看这图上画的，女子也可以有自己的计算机：加蒸汽加水的按钮就是左键，右键，熨斗是个大鼠标，熨衣板就是鼠标垫啊！
What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook, and iClean. This unfortunately activated the iNag app.
我太太没有意识到这“熨斗”～iRon 也可以并入家庭网络系统嘛！“我洗衣”～iWash，“我做饭”～iCook，“我收拾”～iClean。。。可惜“我牢骚”～iNag这个应用程序也启动了。。。
Which led me to the iHospital and the Doctors predict that...
最终我进了医院， 医生预言到。。。
iGet out Fr-iDay.
我周五出院。
据说吸尘器，熨斗一类的物件是最不受欢迎的礼物。好在没人拿熨斗当礼物送我。我去年生日的时候，得到一个ipad2。本来我在中国惠普和美国HP总部工作过，对惠普产品情有独钟。后来孩子们有了多个ipod, itouch产品，我也试用公婆好友帕西拉的iPad，很喜欢，家人得到暗示就准备送我一个。在ipad的背面，先生问我要刻上什么字？生日快乐？我想起大宝上小学时给我写的一首诗，就刻上两句吧！当时在大宝屋里看到纸上的这诗，我还心想这小小子爱上谁了？再仔细一看，题目是我的中文名啊。原来是大宝在学校写的诗，我差点当废纸扔了。等他回家送他Big Hugs!
Her name is a whisper through the air,
A person to whom I dearly care.
She awakens me in the morning like the sun,
And sends me to bed like the moon.
Her heart is pure like a river,
Her mind is strong like a mountain.
She is a star twinkling in my heart.
Always in her special spot.
～周末愉快～