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是时候向苹果道一声“晚安”?(Z)# Apple - 家有苹果
c*o
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: Lukas (When you are gone), 信区: Military
标 题: 有人在机场安检被摸射了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Nov 29 22:51:26 2010, 美东)
靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
down would be subject to
arrest。
Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
http://www.deadserious...
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport
after ejaculating while being patted
down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San
Francisco, is being held without
bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal
agent.
According to Cummings' partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has "multiple
piercings on his manhood" which
were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled
aside for a pat-down. Armani
stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent "an inordinate amount of time
groping" Cummings, who had
apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual
dysfunction, ejaculated while the
TSA agent's hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to
several witnesses, promptly called
for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that
anyone ejaculating during a pat-
down would be subject to arrest.
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d*g
2
......等待下一个人,引领潮流而不朽......
诺基亚宣告离场之日,我想,何处觅待到天荒地老的手机?
乔布斯宣告离场之日,我想,何处觅下一个“苹果”?
孩童时,常见到Macintosh,
青灰色的,方方的,有棱有角,键盘好像巧克力排,蹲在桌上,酷酷的。
多年后,橱窗里飞着iMac,
一只一只,大大的脑袋,颜色酷炫。
再后来,iPod来了,圆润可爱有个性。
那个曾经的bling~bling的不锈钢背壳划痕收集器,成了历史讲述者。
再再后来,iPhone,天哪......
1代 iPhone ,真的有趣的手机,然而,真的蛮难看的。
圆边、驼背,不明所以。
远没TA的兄弟——iPod 有型。
2代 iPhone ,背影性感一点点,
依然没有掏钱的欲望。
3代 iPhone ,背影性感又一点点,
还是没有掏钱的欲望。
4代 iPhone ,谢天谢地,终于都直了。
简洁的设计感开始占据上风,然而还是差了一点点,差在比例,差在侧边。
iPhone 5,我称TA为最完美的 iPhone 。
比例终于对了,简洁终于到位,工艺终于精进。
虽然侧边的黑色极易磕掉,但细节依然十分动人。
可惜乔帮主未能看到这巅峰之作面市。
乔布斯之后,苹果不再性感。这叫人伤感。
iPhone 5C,Yes-We-Can 集体示威。
iPhone 5S,颜色是一种妥协。
6代 iPhone ,贴了苹果标的三星??
iPhone SE ,创新不再。
与苹果道晚安,或许恰逢其时,或许为时尚早。
然而此时此刻,每时每刻,你并不知晓,
下一个Jobs,下一个Apple,或许已在转角。
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l*e
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这是摸的人的问题呀

pat-

【在 c*******o 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
: 发信人: Lukas (When you are gone), 信区: Military
: 标 题: 有人在机场安检被摸射了
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Nov 29 22:51:26 2010, 美东)
: 靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
: down would be subject to
: arrest。
: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
: http://www.deadserious...
: A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport

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c*o
4
射的也有问题,应该有病。

这是摸的人的问题呀
pat-

【在 l******e 的大作中提到】
: 这是摸的人的问题呀
:
: pat-

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R*a
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这个姓就很说明问题啊

pat-

【在 c*******o 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
: 发信人: Lukas (When you are gone), 信区: Military
: 标 题: 有人在机场安检被摸射了
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Nov 29 22:51:26 2010, 美东)
: 靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
: down would be subject to
: arrest。
: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
: http://www.deadserious...
: A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport

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s*e
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三番机场的TSA技术都这么好么?好期待啊!
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c*o
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。。。

【在 s*******e 的大作中提到】
: 三番机场的TSA技术都这么好么?好期待啊!
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l*e
8
你今天好horny

【在 s*******e 的大作中提到】
: 三番机场的TSA技术都这么好么?好期待啊!
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s*e
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5min后interview,好紧张,来joke版放松一下

【在 l******e 的大作中提到】
: 你今天好horny
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c*o
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电话?

5min后interview,好紧张,来joke版放松一下

【在 s*******e 的大作中提到】
: 5min后interview,好紧张,来joke版放松一下
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l*e
11
别把面试官吓到了

【在 s*******e 的大作中提到】
: 5min后interview,好紧张,来joke版放松一下
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g*d
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为啥不把那个tsa agent给抓起来 性骚扰证据很明显啊

【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: Lukas (When you are gone), 信区: Military
标 题: 有人在机场安检被摸射了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Nov 29 22:51:26 2010, 美东)
靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
down would be subject to
arrest。
Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
http://www.deadserious...
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport
after ejaculating while being patted
down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San
Francisco, is being held without
bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal
agent.
According to Cummings' partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has "multiple
piercings on his manhood" which
were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled
aside for a pat-down. Armani
stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent "an inordinate amount of time
groping" Cummings, who had
apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual
dysfunction, ejaculated while the
TSA agent's hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to
several witnesses, promptly called
for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that
anyone ejaculating during a pat-
down would be subject to arrest.

【在 c*******o 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
: 发信人: Lukas (When you are gone), 信区: Military
: 标 题: 有人在机场安检被摸射了
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Nov 29 22:51:26 2010, 美东)
: 靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
: down would be subject to
: arrest。
: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
: http://www.deadserious...
: A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport

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l*e
13
他们属于奉旨性骚扰

pat-

【在 g********d 的大作中提到】
: 为啥不把那个tsa agent给抓起来 性骚扰证据很明显啊
:
: 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
: 发信人: Lukas (When you are gone), 信区: Military
: 标 题: 有人在机场安检被摸射了
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Nov 29 22:51:26 2010, 美东)
: 靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
: down would be subject to
: arrest。
: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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s*y
14
晕。

【在 s*******e 的大作中提到】
: 三番机场的TSA技术都这么好么?好期待啊!
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c*o
15
可是骚扰射了这个就不能说是被动了的吧,比如说女的能被骚扰湿了吗?

pat-

【在 g********d 的大作中提到】
: 为啥不把那个tsa agent给抓起来 性骚扰证据很明显啊
:
: 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
: 发信人: Lukas (When you are gone), 信区: Military
: 标 题: 有人在机场安检被摸射了
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Nov 29 22:51:26 2010, 美东)
: 靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
: down would be subject to
: arrest。
: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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z*n
16
你们真的把deadserious的故事当真了?lol

【在 c*******o 的大作中提到】
: 可是骚扰射了这个就不能说是被动了的吧,比如说女的能被骚扰湿了吗?
:
: pat-

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i*p
17
where is the justice?

pat-

【在 c*******o 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
: 发信人: Lukas (When you are gone), 信区: Military
: 标 题: 有人在机场安检被摸射了
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Nov 29 22:51:26 2010, 美东)
: 靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
: down would be subject to
: arrest。
: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
: http://www.deadserious...
: A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport

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g*1
18
终于有人找到真j点了

【在 z*****n 的大作中提到】
: 你们真的把deadserious的故事当真了?lol
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l*e
19
j点是有人认为这个thread的讨论者deadserious吧
hoho

【在 g*******1 的大作中提到】
: 终于有人找到真j点了
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s*y
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你来错版面了吧:)

【在 z*****n 的大作中提到】
: 你们真的把deadserious的故事当真了?lol
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z*n
21
你们自己搞得那么学术那么投入,lol。

【在 s******y 的大作中提到】
: 你来错版面了吧:)
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c*o
22
您老不油墨。。。

你们真的把deadserious的故事当真了?lol

【在 z*****n 的大作中提到】
: 你们真的把deadserious的故事当真了?lol
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