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人家说的是“祈祷发射失败” (转载)
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人家说的是“祈祷发射失败” (转载)# Aviation - 航空航天
S*t
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感觉
像森林里一条无人的小路
像埋在深草的一枚硬币
像檐头滴落的融雪
像冒着热气的咖啡
一道白花花的闪光
两把椅子,相对而坐
空空的
像搭在椅背的一件大衣
一只手套
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O*e
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英文已如此搞笑,翻译却更加残暴!
引导语:
It’s not the fall that kills you,it’s the sudden stop at the end。
跳楼的时候,“啊——”的时候还没死,“啪!”那才是死了。
1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole
a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。于是老子偷了一
辆然后求上帝宽恕。
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
and yelling like the passengers in his car.
我希望能像爷爷那样,安静地在睡梦中死去…… 而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘
客一样死法啊!
3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat
you with experience.
你永远不能战胜一个纯SB,因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打
败你。
4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
直译:在这个世界上,我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你,但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。
a:我真不想伤害你,但你也别逼我。
b:吾虽不杀伯仁,伯仁由我而死。
5、If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
a. 如觉嘿咻乃屁眼不能承受之痛,那是你操错洞。
b. 若XXOO是下体的痛,那么,是你操错。
6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
a. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫!晚到的老鼠有奶酪!
b. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃,早起的虫儿被鸟吃。
7、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
在咱们这噶哒送外卖的都比警察来的快.
8、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'
d better have a good hand.
XXOO就象打桥牌。 如果对手不好使,自己的手必须好使。
9、 Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you
can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
有些人就像 Slinkies (弹簧玩具),没什么实在用处,但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来捣腾
去还是很有喜感。
10、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly, and for the same reason.
政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是:他们都很有规律地被替换,而且因为同一个理由——
脏了!!
11、War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
战争不能决出正义,但能判出哪方出局。
12、Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole
relationship.
a. 女人的高潮可能是装出来的。但是男人TMD可以整段感情都是装出来的!
b. 女人假装高潮以获取真实的感情;男人假装感情以获取真实的高潮。
13、We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
我们永远不可能真正的成熟,我们只是学会在众人面前装逼。
14、Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
男人就两种状态:饿和性饥渴。 要是他不硬,就给他个三明治!
15、Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
unl you hear them speak.
光总是比声音跑的快点,这就是为嘛有些SB只有在开口说话之后你才发现他是在装B。
16、My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
我妈每次对着我骂草泥马的时候都没看出其中笑点。
17、I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
曾以为我想要的是职业,结果发现我只是想要工资。
18、If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
payments.
你要是觉得没人在乎你的死活,那你不妨尝试一下跟你的债主玩躲猫猫~~
19、Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
XXOO并不是结论而是个问题,爽不爽才是答案。
20、Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed
to tell you why it isn't.
晚间新闻总是以“晚上好”开头,再告诉你你为什么好不了。
21、How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
wholebox to start a campfire?
直译:一根火柴能点着整片森林,一盒火柴也生不起个营火,这咋回事!
意译:想当年哥戴套都能让人怀孕,看今朝叔竟然去看男科
22、If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one
enjoys it?
如果4/5的人在忍受腹泻的痛苦,那剩下1/5咋回事?很享受吗?
23、Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a
fruit salad.
直译:知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。
a:知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子,智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个
篮子。
b:所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后,但智慧的mp告诉你这终还是男女有别~
24、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
上帝瞅着咱们呢,大伙好歹喜感点吧!
25、Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
thesame night.
无论,在任何情况下,永远,不要在一个夜晚,同时吃,安眠药,和通便灵。
26、I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端,不是为了成为一个素食者。
27、A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
公车站呀公车停。火车站呀火车停。俺桌上有个工作站…
28、If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
要是我听你的,咱俩就都2B了。
29、 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of
captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and
throw them fish? 海豚可聪明了你知道不?只要驯养几个星期,它们就能让人类乖乖
站在池边给它们扔鱼吃
了。
30、A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick
boxing.
a. 下棋,我不行;玩跆拳道,电脑不行!
b. 下象棋电脑把我玩得团团转,拳击我能把机箱踹得七零八散!
31、I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "
Implants?"
瞅见个姐姐,胸前衣服上写着“Guess”...俺就问了一句:“...隆过?”
32、 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to
walkand talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and
shut-up.
孩子就是:你先花2年,教丫们走路和说话。然后你再花16年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。
33、Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
为什么当你说天上有400亿星星时他不怀疑,却偏要检查你所说的“油漆未干”?
34、Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove
all doubt.
a. 宁愿闭嘴当傻瓜,也别学乌鸦乱呱呱。
b. 越解释越SB,不说话最NB。
c. 剽悍的人生不需要解释。
d. mp里德话说就是:宁可闭口被人当SB,也不张口解释所有疑。
35、A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you
don't need it.
银行就是当你证明了你不需要钱的时候可以借钱给你的地方
36、Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
a.对你的问题哈哈大笑吧,别人都在这么做。
b. 你有什么不开心的?说出来给大家开心开心。
37、The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
a. 我知道没人在我脑子里跟我聊天,但那些话真TM有用!
b.我幻想的低吟不一定是真的,但足够让我意淫。
38、A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
a. 无愧于心哈?记性不好吧?
b.自从那次在人妖身边醒来,每次去夜店我都提醒自己“一定要戴眼镜……”
c. 意识清醒了,意味着不堪回首了。
39、Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
a. 所谓的好姑娘,咳!就是还没被群众抓到的JP女。
b. 想立牌坊就得会装。
40、He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
临危忽然微笑的那谁,定是找到替罪羊鸟。
41、 Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
witha bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
如果女人能做到以秃顶和啤酒肚在大街上晃还觉得自己倍儿性感——此时估计男女能平
等。
42、The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
小腿上的骨头——在黑房间里找准家具位置的好装备。
43、The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad
girls live.
圣诞老人当然美,他知道所有YD妞住哪儿啊!
44、To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is
research.
剽窃一个人的叫剽窃,剽窃许多人的叫研究。
窃钩者诛,窃国者为诸侯。
45、Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
有些人一来大家就开心了;有些人一走大家就开心了。.
46、 I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by
a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
我发现,我滴脚丫被一小片儿海藻擦过时,我滴那个惨叫声——和我被大白鲨吓坏时的
惨叫声是一样滴。
47、Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
直译:你若是挤满人的电梯里的小矮人,肯定能嗅出不同的味儿。
意译:灵感来自于所站的角度与众不同。
48、I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
我可没怨你!我是在谴责你!
49、 Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an
emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
当我填表的时候,有一项是“紧急情况联系:” 我填上了“医生”,到时候我妈能帮
上什么忙?!
50、God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
上帝一定倍儿爱SB,不然他造这么多!
编后语:
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish
they were。
好客就是:让客人觉得他们像在他们家一样,尽管你真的希望他们滚回他们家。
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C*g
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【 以下文字转载自 ChinaNews 讨论区 】
发信人: Communipig (共产猪), 信区: ChinaNews
标 题: 人家说的是“祈祷发射失败”
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Sep 30 13:02:26 2011, 美东)
没有说是祈祷什么“发射失败”。
我认为人家是祈祷美国的NMD反导弹发射失败。
你硬要说人家是祈祷“天宫一号”发射失败,那是你栽赃陷害人家。
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S*t
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寂静
像森林里一条无人的小路
(我是森林,是树,是小路)
像埋在深草的一枚硬币
(我是青草,是大地,是五分硬币)
像散落在书页的几个音符
(我是黑键,是白毽,是空空的房间)
像一杯热气腾腾的咖啡
(我是桌子,是咖啡,是阳光)
像搭在椅背的一件大衣
(我是半掩的门,是离去的脚步)
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s*y
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挺有意思的,不过好多翻译的有问题啊,8啊11啊,再没往下看

stole
screaming

【在 O*******e 的大作中提到】
: 英文已如此搞笑,翻译却更加残暴!
: 引导语:
: It’s not the fall that kills you,it’s the sudden stop at the end。
: 跳楼的时候,“啊——”的时候还没死,“啪!”那才是死了。
: 1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole
: a bike and asked for forgiveness.
: 开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。于是老子偷了一
: 辆然后求上帝宽恕。
: 2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
: and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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a*r
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hehe, i like ur style!
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Y*Y
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搞笑! 残暴!
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a*r
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by the way, i am the master of a very slow rabbit :P
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w*Q
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好笑
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S*t
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谢谢,master 好。我要吃草:)

【在 a**r 的大作中提到】
: hehe, i like ur style!
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a*r
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好的~先和兔兔行下蹭额头礼~

【在 S*******t 的大作中提到】
: 谢谢,master 好。我要吃草:)
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S*t
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舔。。。

【在 a**r 的大作中提到】
: 好的~先和兔兔行下蹭额头礼~
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a*r
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舔回去~你也有养兔子吗?

【在 S*******t 的大作中提到】
: 舔。。。
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S*t
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没有。。。以前室友有一只,居然吃肉!

【在 a**r 的大作中提到】
: 舔回去~你也有养兔子吗?
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a*r
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-_-;

【在 S*******t 的大作中提到】
: 没有。。。以前室友有一只,居然吃肉!
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l*r
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你确信那不是乌龟?

【在 S*******t 的大作中提到】
: 没有。。。以前室友有一只,居然吃肉!
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S*t
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嗯?戴着兔毛头套的乌龟,跳的比我都高?

【在 l*r 的大作中提到】
: 你确信那不是乌龟?
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a*r
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haha

【在 S*******t 的大作中提到】
: 嗯?戴着兔毛头套的乌龟,跳的比我都高?
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b*y
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I prefer the 2nd one. ^_^ But both are excellent!
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