今天发生的真事# Dance - 轻舞飞扬
m*t
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i went to the mall with my wife today, and i saw Mike Tyson there. i knew for
sure that was him because he has a lisp when he speaks, and you just can't
mistake someone for Tyson. he was actually a few inches shorter than i. i
thought about giving him one of my famous mighty hooks, but then i didn't want
to die so i gave up on the idea quickly. i swear this is real. he was standing
right in front of me on the escalator. i intentionally went around just to
see his face. he has got some blue fire-
sure that was him because he has a lisp when he speaks, and you just can't
mistake someone for Tyson. he was actually a few inches shorter than i. i
thought about giving him one of my famous mighty hooks, but then i didn't want
to die so i gave up on the idea quickly. i swear this is real. he was standing
right in front of me on the escalator. i intentionally went around just to
see his face. he has got some blue fire-