A Lawyer Joke# EnglishChat - 鸟语花香
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A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would
see walking down the side of the road. Every time he would see a
lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him, and
there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the
road. One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest
hitch hiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck
over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?". "I'm going
to the church 5 miles down
see walking down the side of the road. Every time he would see a
lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him, and
there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the
road. One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest
hitch hiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck
over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?". "I'm going
to the church 5 miles down