Top Ten Ways Dumb Guys Are Preparing For A Terrorist Attack# EnglishChat - 鸟语花香
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10. Wearing special "anti-terror" hat 24/7
9. Adding seat belts to dining room chairs
8. Wearing same cologne as Tom Ridge
7. Building a tolerance to radiation by standing in front of the microwave
6. Interrogating pets
5. Watching a lot of them "Lethal Weapon" movies
4. Stocking up on Tums
3. Just to be safe, getting vaccinated for small and large pox
2. Creating elaborate color-code systems to alert citizens to threat levels
1. Taping a duck
9. Adding seat belts to dining room chairs
8. Wearing same cologne as Tom Ridge
7. Building a tolerance to radiation by standing in front of the microwave
6. Interrogating pets
5. Watching a lot of them "Lethal Weapon" movies
4. Stocking up on Tums
3. Just to be safe, getting vaccinated for small and large pox
2. Creating elaborate color-code systems to alert citizens to threat levels
1. Taping a duck