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Woman escapes robbery attempt by kicking man# EnglishChat - 鸟语花香
O*e
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One of the news headlines in the local newspaper. Very funny (the
ambiguity of the sentence, not the robbery attempt).
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o*l
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not funny
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O*e
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It's a really terrible mistake for a newspaper editor to miss.
That's what I mean by "funny".

【在 o********l 的大作中提到】
: not funny
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o*l
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do you ever watch jay leno on monday nights?
folks, it's monday night, time for headlines.
that's my favorite part of the show, vely funny.

【在 O******e 的大作中提到】
: It's a really terrible mistake for a newspaper editor to miss.
: That's what I mean by "funny".

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O*e
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Yeah, some of those headlines, I have to hold my head with my hands when
I laugh, otherwise it will fall off my neck because I'm laughing so hard.

【在 o********l 的大作中提到】
: do you ever watch jay leno on monday nights?
: folks, it's monday night, time for headlines.
: that's my favorite part of the show, vely funny.

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o*l
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either you have a huge melon or your melon's not stable
but, yeah. very funny, too bad i can't stay up this late all the time to
watch it anymore, so now it's not live with jay leno, it's the delayed
version.

【在 O******e 的大作中提到】
: Yeah, some of those headlines, I have to hold my head with my hands when
: I laugh, otherwise it will fall off my neck because I'm laughing so hard.

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l*r
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I don't watch jay leno ...

【在 o********l 的大作中提到】
: do you ever watch jay leno on monday nights?
: folks, it's monday night, time for headlines.
: that's my favorite part of the show, vely funny.

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o*l
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it's okay, i still like you
only a tiny flaw that's all

【在 l*r 的大作中提到】
: I don't watch jay leno ...
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l*r
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ft... thank you

【在 o********l 的大作中提到】
: it's okay, i still like you
: only a tiny flaw that's all

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O*e
10

Both.
You should try saying that to a woman...
What would it mean for a woman's huge melon to be unstable?
Like a balloon filled with milk leaning on a thumbtack?
[This is what happens when my huge melon wakes up too early in the morn.]

【在 o********l 的大作中提到】
: either you have a huge melon or your melon's not stable
: but, yeah. very funny, too bad i can't stay up this late all the time to
: watch it anymore, so now it's not live with jay leno, it's the delayed
: version.

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