Toner分几种？ - 未名空间MITBBS历史存档

R*82010-07-06 07:07

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For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin
his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she
would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it
discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and w

n*n2010-07-06 07:07

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感觉Toner分好几种，有收敛用的，有清洁用的，有没有单纯补水用的呢？

e*02010-07-06 07:07

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Puke! not funny at all.

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【在 R*****8 的大作中提到】

: For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
: One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin
: his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she
: would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
: raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
: turned 18.
: She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it
: discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and w

o*y2010-07-06 07:07

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有啊，像兰蔻和EL粉瓶的一般都是补水用的。

【在 n**********n 的大作中提到】

: 感觉Toner分好几种，有收敛用的，有清洁用的，有没有单纯补水用的呢？

R*82010-07-06 07:07

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no taste

【在 e**********0 的大作中提到】

: Puke! not funny at all.
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n*n2010-07-06 07:07

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多谢

【在 o******y 的大作中提到】

: 有啊，像兰蔻和EL粉瓶的一般都是补水用的。

h*a2010-07-06 07:07

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给个摘要？
俺看不懂

【在 e**********0 的大作中提到】

: Puke! not funny at all.
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c*t2010-07-06 07:07

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LOL 好好笑~

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【在 R*****8 的大作中提到】

: For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
: One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin
: his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she
: would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
: raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
: turned 18.
: She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it
: discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and w

m*r2010-07-06 07:07

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hahahaaha

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【在 R*****8 的大作中提到】

: For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
: One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin
: his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she
: would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
: raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
: turned 18.
: She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it
: discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and w

S*e2010-07-06 07:07

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3 boys, 2 girls

【在 h********a 的大作中提到】

: 给个摘要？
: 俺看不懂

m*r2010-07-06 07:07

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唉，我的想象力太弱了，我只猜到写了2个
没想到是母猪生仔，一窝5个

【在 c******t 的大作中提到】

: LOL 好好笑~
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h*a2010-07-06 07:07

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什么3boys/2girls....

【在 S****e 的大作中提到】

: 3 boys, 2 girls

S*e2010-07-06 07:07

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meatballs

【在 h********a 的大作中提到】

: 什么3boys/2girls....

e*02010-07-06 07:07

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Even for a big mom, spreading out such a bad joke in public does greatly
diminish your already stained reputation.

【在 R*****8 的大作中提到】

: no taste

m*r2010-07-06 07:07

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she has reputation? first time heard

【在 e**********0 的大作中提到】

: Even for a big mom, spreading out such a bad joke in public does greatly
: diminish your already stained reputation.

R*82010-07-06 07:07

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I forward to my boss, he laugh to tears

【在 m*r 的大作中提到】

: 唉，我的想象力太弱了，我只猜到写了2个
: 没想到是母猪生仔，一窝5个

R*82010-07-06 07:07

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en, I am big mom
you are
small dd

【在 e**********0 的大作中提到】

: Even for a big mom, spreading out such a bad joke in public does greatly
: diminish your already stained reputation.

I*92010-07-06 07:07

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why meatball is boy?

y*u2010-07-06 07:07

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sofa

【在 R*****8 的大作中提到】

: en, I am big mom
: you are
: small dd

e*02010-07-06 07:07

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stained reputation

【在 m*r 的大作中提到】

: she has reputation? first time heard

m*r2010-07-06 07:07

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keyword想成了另一个单词，我很ws

【在 e**********0 的大作中提到】

: stained reputation

e*02010-07-06 07:07

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couch.

【在 y*****u 的大作中提到】

: sofa

y*u2010-07-06 07:07

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ouch

【在 e**********0 的大作中提到】

: couch.

e*02010-07-06 07:07

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uch!

【在 y*****u 的大作中提到】

: ouch

m*r2010-07-06 07:07

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ch
h
!

【在 e**********0 的大作中提到】

: uch!

k*n2010-07-06 07:07

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it's a good joke ya.
en,
i need improve my humor-ability.

y*82010-07-06 07:07

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haha

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【在 R*****8 的大作中提到】

: For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
: One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin
: his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she
: would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
: raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
: turned 18.
: She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it
: discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and w