s*0
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笑话拿包子
Mars vs Venus Jokes
1. I returned home from ninth business trip of the year with severe bout of
jet-leg-induced foot-in-mouth disease.
As we prepared to go to sleep that night, I wrapped my arms around my
better half, gave her a kiss, and announced,
"It's good to be in my own bed, with my own wife!"
2. When he blew a wad of money at a blackjack table in the casino, a wife
stood up and yelled, "How can you lose $200 at a $2 table?"
he mumed, "Patience".
3. After someone stole my brown-
Mars vs Venus Jokes
1. I returned home from ninth business trip of the year with severe bout of
jet-leg-induced foot-in-mouth disease.
As we prepared to go to sleep that night, I wrapped my arms around my
better half, gave her a kiss, and announced,
"It's good to be in my own bed, with my own wife!"
2. When he blew a wad of money at a blackjack table in the casino, a wife
stood up and yelled, "How can you lose $200 at a $2 table?"
he mumed, "Patience".
3. After someone stole my brown-
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Ding
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一个字一个字敲出来的
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jupiter是金星吗同学?
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【在 s******0 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 笑话拿包子
: Mars vs Venus Jokes
: 1. I returned home from ninth business trip of the year with severe bout of
: jet-leg-induced foot-in-mouth disease.
: As we prepared to go to sleep that night, I wrapped my arms around my
: better half, gave her a kiss, and announced,
: "It's good to be in my own bed, with my own wife!"
: 2. When he blew a wad of money at a blackjack table in the casino, a wife
: stood up and yelled, "How can you lose $200 at a $2 table?"
: he mumed, "Patience".
of
【在 s******0 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 笑话拿包子
: Mars vs Venus Jokes
: 1. I returned home from ninth business trip of the year with severe bout of
: jet-leg-induced foot-in-mouth disease.
: As we prepared to go to sleep that night, I wrapped my arms around my
: better half, gave her a kiss, and announced,
: "It's good to be in my own bed, with my own wife!"
: 2. When he blew a wad of money at a blackjack table in the casino, a wife
: stood up and yelled, "How can you lose $200 at a $2 table?"
: he mumed, "Patience".
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