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s*y
1
An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but
it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in
prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Bubba:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden
plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig
the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later, he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad:
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the
BODIES.
Love, Bubba
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up
the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man
and left.
That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad:
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the
circumstances.
Love, Bubba
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h*g
2
a good one
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h*8
3
lol
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z*t
4
不错 狱中孝子
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v*t
5
这个好

predicament.
garden
dig

【在 s****y 的大作中提到】
: An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but
: it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in
: prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
: Dear Bubba:
: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
: potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden
: plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig
: the plot for me.
: Love, Dad
: A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

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c*e
6
很久前看过中文的。

predicament.
garden
dig

【在 s****y 的大作中提到】
: An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but
: it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in
: prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
: Dear Bubba:
: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
: potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden
: plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig
: the plot for me.
: Love, Dad
: A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

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S*E
7
中文的民间故事,狱里的这位说他卖的是黄金。

【在 c********e 的大作中提到】
: 很久前看过中文的。
:
: predicament.
: garden
: dig

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c*e
8
我记得有两段。后来又怎么帮了父亲一次

【在 S*E 的大作中提到】
: 中文的民间故事,狱里的这位说他卖的是黄金。
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j*x
9
这么机智的孩子怎么就走上犯罪的道路了呢 ?

predicament.
garden
dig

【在 s****y 的大作中提到】
: An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but
: it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in
: prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
: Dear Bubba:
: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
: potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden
: plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig
: the plot for me.
: Love, Dad
: A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

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i*a
10
怎么感觉有个中文版的,小时候听过。
找找去

predicament.
garden
dig

【在 s****y 的大作中提到】
: An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but
: it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in
: prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
: Dear Bubba:
: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
: potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden
: plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig
: the plot for me.
: Love, Dad
: A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

avatar
s*e
11
iq不够高,谁敢犯罪啊?

【在 j***x 的大作中提到】
: 这么机智的孩子怎么就走上犯罪的道路了呢 ?
:
: predicament.
: garden
: dig

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T*U
12
监狱是让人聪明的地方,速来
bubba

【在 j***x 的大作中提到】
: 这么机智的孩子怎么就走上犯罪的道路了呢 ?
:
: predicament.
: garden
: dig

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a*n
13
你这就是在说笑话了。

【在 j***x 的大作中提到】
: 这么机智的孩子怎么就走上犯罪的道路了呢 ?
:
: predicament.
: garden
: dig

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q*8
14
Bubba是个好名字,再生儿子可以起这个,留着给别人叫,自己家人再起个小名

predicament.
garden
dig

【在 s****y 的大作中提到】
: An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but
: it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in
: prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
: Dear Bubba:
: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
: potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden
: plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig
: the plot for me.
: Love, Dad
: A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

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