x*a
2 楼
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was
pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum
of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on
the back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and
fainted.
On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs
, one without."
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was
pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum
of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on
the back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and
fainted.
On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs
, one without."
k*y
3 楼
广告位招租
h*8
4 楼
lol, with meatballs...
x*o
5 楼
呵呵，我当时是拿到的。
s*r
6 楼
A good one.
years.
was
sum
Italy,
keep
on
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.
: One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was
: pregnant.
: Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum
: of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
: he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
: She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
: it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on
: the back. He would then arrange for child support.
: One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
years.
was
sum
Italy,
keep
on
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.
: One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was
: pregnant.
: Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum
: of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
: he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
: She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
: it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on
: the back. He would then arrange for child support.
: One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
g*n
7 楼
麻烦lz修改一下用词
谢谢
谢谢
f*x
8 楼
呵呵，兄弟别火啊，要不请朱总理来给你消消气。。。
你这一骂，以后来这儿问问题的更没人回答了。人家只是根据自己或周围人的经历，具
体还得问amex，有的deal本来就是YMMV的。你没拿到也不能爆粗口啊，况且点数拿到了
你也不会分给人家不是。
建议你换个客服再试试，amex服务还是不错的。
【在 a*k 的大作中提到】
: 上次问了个问题说已经有spg附卡的去申请一个主卡还能拿到30K吗?
: 有两个都说可以,申了卡没拿到点数,去问了说不行.
: 尼玛你不懂就别瞎说,操,白鸡巴费劲了.
a*G
9 楼
SB 自己不懂不知道问客服啊 现在你怎么知道要问客服了 自己SB不要怪别人
g*i
10 楼
好大火气
版友有副卡申卡拿到bonus的好不好 你自己情况特殊还怪起来别人了？
版友不欠你的 你提问题版友回答你应该appreciate 别人的回答只是处于热心 根据自
己的经历尽可能提供给你这个不认识的人一些有用信息帮助你 你需要做的是再去跟
amex的csr沟通看能不能拿到 而不是来着对善意帮助过你的人中伤
希望斑竹上线的时候对这种满嘴喷x 毫无感恩之心的人采取点措施 免得冷了热心版友
的心
版友有副卡申卡拿到bonus的好不好 你自己情况特殊还怪起来别人了？
版友不欠你的 你提问题版友回答你应该appreciate 别人的回答只是处于热心 根据自
己的经历尽可能提供给你这个不认识的人一些有用信息帮助你 你需要做的是再去跟
amex的csr沟通看能不能拿到 而不是来着对善意帮助过你的人中伤
希望斑竹上线的时候对这种满嘴喷x 毫无感恩之心的人采取点措施 免得冷了热心版友
的心
l*e
11 楼
直接14天了事
【在 g**n 的大作中提到】
: 麻烦lz修改一下用词
: 谢谢
【在 g**n 的大作中提到】
: 麻烦lz修改一下用词
: 谢谢
w*n
12 楼
这么短的时间你已经花完5k, 等了6-8周了?
时间对不上啊...
时间对不上啊...
c*d
13 楼
别被骂街这家伙误导了
亲身经历，副卡不影响bonus
【在 a*k 的大作中提到】
: 上次问了个问题说已经有spg附卡的去申请一个主卡还能拿到30K吗?
: 有两个都说可以,申了卡没拿到点数,去问了说不行.
: 尼玛你不懂就别瞎说,操,白鸡巴费劲了.
亲身经历，副卡不影响bonus
【在 a*k 的大作中提到】
: 上次问了个问题说已经有spg附卡的去申请一个主卡还能拿到30K吗?
: 有两个都说可以,申了卡没拿到点数,去问了说不行.
: 尼玛你不懂就别瞎说,操,白鸡巴费劲了.
x*8
14 楼
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