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SQL 冷笑話 (圓窗) (转载)

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i*a2011-02-16 08:02

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【以下文字转载自 Database 讨论区】
发信人: iMaJia (iMac,iPod,iPad,i馬甲), 信区: Database
标题: SQL 冷笑話 (圓窗)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Feb 4 16:49:27 2011, 美东)
User: I want to find two students with the lowest scores.
DBA: OK, so we want select top 2 StudentName from ExameResult order by
Score asc
User: No, not the top 2, I want the bottom 2
DBA: Yes, that's why I am selecting top 2 order by score in ascending
order
User: No no no! Do you speak english language?! I want the bottom 2 by
score in descending order!
DBA: I understand. But there is no bottom in SQL language.
User: Then maybe we should use NoSQL!

c*72011-02-16 08:02

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=。=

i*a2011-02-16 08:02

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是比較冷
是比較小眾
但是是個笑話，是個原創, 是個值得發包子的貼

【在 c*******7 的大作中提到】

: =。=

l*e2011-02-16 08:02

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很冷，非常冷
你自裁保留脸面吧

【在 i****a 的大作中提到】

: 【以下文字转载自 Database 讨论区】
: 发信人: iMaJia (iMac,iPod,iPad,i馬甲), 信区: Database
: 标题: SQL 冷笑話 (圓窗)
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Feb 4 16:49:27 2011, 美东)
: User: I want to find two students with the lowest scores.
: DBA: OK, so we want select top 2 StudentName from ExameResult order by
: Score asc
: User: No, not the top 2, I want the bottom 2
: DBA: Yes, that's why I am selecting top 2 order by score in ascending
: order

c*72011-02-16 08:02

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我看了觉得很无奈啊。。。