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e*82011-07-10 07:07

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上海市机关事业单位退休人员调整方案。定额调整每人每月增加基本养老金60元；倾斜
调整是对男满65岁女满60岁的高龄老人，额外增加20元养老金；挂钩调整是综合缴费年
限和平均养老金水平的因素，按照本人退休是职务、职级对应的2018年12月同职务、职
级人员的平均养老金为基数，每月增加3.6%。
实际上按照级别、职称定养老金，是过去几十年来机关事业单位一直执行的养老金计算
方式。
养老金从2005年开始一直保持上涨，在前些年到时候，养老金上涨还跟职称有一定关系
，会对高级职称的企业退休人员进行倾斜调整，让他们多涨一些。
比如，一直到2012年调整养老金时，各个省份会对高级职称的企业退休人员进行倾斜照
顾。
以吉林省2012年养老金调整方案为例，对于具有正高级职称的每月增加500元，副高级
职称的每月增加450元。
不过，这已经成为历史，最近这些年的养老金调整，不再对高级职称的人企业退休人员
进行照顾了。
这些年养老金的调整办法主要是按照“三结合”的方式，也就是定额调整+挂钩调整+倾
斜调整的原则。
决定养老金上涨金额的因素包括你所在省份，养老金水平、缴费年限、是否属于被倾斜
照顾的对象。

j*e2011-07-10 07:07

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其实过去chinaman这个词的侮辱性没有现在这么强，到如今完全演化成nigger一
个级别了。
btw, chinatown纵然多少有点贬损华人，仍然是很经典的，喜欢悬疑侦探,黑色幽默类
题材的没看过就太可惜了。
So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his
wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the
Chinese do?" So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says,
"Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then
they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more,
then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit... then they go
back and they screw a little bit more and then they go out and they
contemplate the moon or something like that. Makes it more exciting." So
now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin' his own wife, see. So he
screws her for a little bit and then he stops, and he goes out of the
room and reads Life Magazine. Then he goes back in, he starts screwin'
again. He says, "Excuse me for a minute , honey." He goes out and he
smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin' sore as hell. He comes back
in the room, he starts screwin' again. He gets
up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. She looks at him and
says , "Hey, whats the matter with ya. You're screwin' just like a
Chinaman!"

c*02011-07-10 07:07

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实际上按照级别、职称定养老金，是过去几十年来机关事业单位一直执行的养老金计算
方式。

b*n2011-07-10 07:07

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过去nigger也是中性的。

【在 j****e 的大作中提到】

: 其实过去chinaman这个词的侮辱性没有现在这么强，到如今完全演化成nigger一
: 个级别了。
: btw, chinatown纵然多少有点贬损华人，仍然是很经典的，喜欢悬疑侦探,黑色幽默类
: 题材的没看过就太可惜了。
: So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his
: wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the
: Chinese do?" So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says,
: "Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then
: they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more,
: then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit... then they go