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【原创】 老婆夸人# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
q*a
1
H1B of new company will begin on Jan 12, normal I need inform current
company 2-week in advance, on Dec 29th. Since I just work for current
company for 5 months, I will do the repayment of relocation fee to current
company. But if after I inform current company I would resign on Jan 12, the
company kicked me out immediately, do I still need pay the relocation fee
back? Sounds I was fired in that situation.
Thanks and Happy New Year!
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a*e
2
昨天,前天收了点小刺激,跟老婆说你夸夸我,给我打打气吧
于是老婆就夸我:
“你牛!
你太牛!
(停顿)
你太太牛!!
你太太太牛!!!”
我颤抖了~~~~~~~
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k*a
3

the
How will your current employer have incentive to do this way?
Sounds I was fired in that situation.

【在 q*a 的大作中提到】
: H1B of new company will begin on Jan 12, normal I need inform current
: company 2-week in advance, on Dec 29th. Since I just work for current
: company for 5 months, I will do the repayment of relocation fee to current
: company. But if after I inform current company I would resign on Jan 12, the
: company kicked me out immediately, do I still need pay the relocation fee
: back? Sounds I was fired in that situation.
: Thanks and Happy New Year!

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y*e
4
外婆夸人:
你厉害了!
你老厉害了!
你姥姥厉害了!
你姥姥老厉害了!

【在 a*******e 的大作中提到】
: 昨天,前天收了点小刺激,跟老婆说你夸夸我,给我打打气吧
: 于是老婆就夸我:
: “你牛!
: 你太牛!
: (停顿)
: 你太太牛!!
: 你太太太牛!!!”
: 我颤抖了~~~~~~~

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q*a
5
Since I will tell them I would leave in 2 weeks, they may be angry, not sure
. Thanks for any suggestion.

【在 k********a 的大作中提到】
:
: the
: How will your current employer have incentive to do this way?
: Sounds I was fired in that situation.

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s*f
6
舅舅夸人:
你是很厉害
你就是很厉害
你舅舅是很厉害
你舅舅就是很厉害

【在 y****e 的大作中提到】
: 外婆夸人:
: 你厉害了!
: 你老厉害了!
: 你姥姥厉害了!
: 你姥姥老厉害了!

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k*a
7
You have to do exactly as the agreement you have signed - two-week notice,
refund of the relocation allowance, etc.Be professional.
If your company is professional, it will not "fire" you at this time.
Without the two weeks, your work/projects cannot be transferred smoothly,
which is not fun for the company.

sure

【在 q*a 的大作中提到】
: Since I will tell them I would leave in 2 weeks, they may be angry, not sure
: . Thanks for any suggestion.

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c*e
8
还有谁的亲戚要夸人么?
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q*a
9
Not matter how, I will inform my current company 2-week in advance and pay
as agreement, the agreement is at-will one. It is said they can fire me with
no reason.Just like you side, I try to be professional. I hope they are
professional too. Kindly worry about 2-week without job may cause additional
trouble.
By the way, do I need tell my current company my next job? Thanks.

【在 k********a 的大作中提到】
: You have to do exactly as the agreement you have signed - two-week notice,
: refund of the relocation allowance, etc.Be professional.
: If your company is professional, it will not "fire" you at this time.
: Without the two weeks, your work/projects cannot be transferred smoothly,
: which is not fun for the company.
:
: sure

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s*i
10
顶!

【在 a*******e 的大作中提到】
: 昨天,前天收了点小刺激,跟老婆说你夸夸我,给我打打气吧
: 于是老婆就夸我:
: “你牛!
: 你太牛!
: (停顿)
: 你太太牛!!
: 你太太太牛!!!”
: 我颤抖了~~~~~~~

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q*x
11
check your offer letter to see if voluntary or not makes difference.

the

【在 q*a 的大作中提到】
: H1B of new company will begin on Jan 12, normal I need inform current
: company 2-week in advance, on Dec 29th. Since I just work for current
: company for 5 months, I will do the repayment of relocation fee to current
: company. But if after I inform current company I would resign on Jan 12, the
: company kicked me out immediately, do I still need pay the relocation fee
: back? Sounds I was fired in that situation.
: Thanks and Happy New Year!

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n*d
12
你美
你妹美
你妹妹美
你妹妹眉美
你美眉没妹妹美

【在 a*******e 的大作中提到】
: 昨天,前天收了点小刺激,跟老婆说你夸夸我,给我打打气吧
: 于是老婆就夸我:
: “你牛!
: 你太牛!
: (停顿)
: 你太太牛!!
: 你太太太牛!!!”
: 我颤抖了~~~~~~~

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l*n
13
what is the company do fire him? Does he need to re-pay?

【在 k********a 的大作中提到】
: You have to do exactly as the agreement you have signed - two-week notice,
: refund of the relocation allowance, etc.Be professional.
: If your company is professional, it will not "fire" you at this time.
: Without the two weeks, your work/projects cannot be transferred smoothly,
: which is not fun for the company.
:
: sure

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g*o
14
你这个这是原创吗?
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t1/gardening/31106689_31106689_1.
看4楼

【在 a*******e 的大作中提到】
: 昨天,前天收了点小刺激,跟老婆说你夸夸我,给我打打气吧
: 于是老婆就夸我:
: “你牛!
: 你太牛!
: (停顿)
: 你太太牛!!
: 你太太太牛!!!”
: 我颤抖了~~~~~~~

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G*h
15
结婚了阿,奔婚照发喜糖吧

【在 a*******e 的大作中提到】
: 昨天,前天收了点小刺激,跟老婆说你夸夸我,给我打打气吧
: 于是老婆就夸我:
: “你牛!
: 你太牛!
: (停顿)
: 你太太牛!!
: 你太太太牛!!!”
: 我颤抖了~~~~~~~

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o*1
16
唉,新盖的茅房三天香。。。

【在 G*****h 的大作中提到】
: 结婚了阿,奔婚照发喜糖吧
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a*e
17
都多少年前的事啦,还当新闻?

【在 G*****h 的大作中提到】
: 结婚了阿,奔婚照发喜糖吧
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a*e
19
要口香糖吗?

【在 o******1 的大作中提到】
: 唉,新盖的茅房三天香。。。
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a*e
20
昨天,前天收了点小刺激,跟老婆说你夸夸我,给我打打气吧
于是老婆就夸我:
“你牛!
你太牛!
(停顿)
你太太牛!!
你太太太牛!!!”
我颤抖了~~~~~~~
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y*e
21
外婆夸人:
你厉害了!
你老厉害了!
你姥姥厉害了!
你姥姥老厉害了!

【在 a*******e 的大作中提到】
: 昨天,前天收了点小刺激,跟老婆说你夸夸我,给我打打气吧
: 于是老婆就夸我:
: “你牛!
: 你太牛!
: (停顿)
: 你太太牛!!
: 你太太太牛!!!”
: 我颤抖了~~~~~~~

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s*f
22
舅舅夸人:
你是很厉害
你就是很厉害
你舅舅是很厉害
你舅舅就是很厉害

【在 y****e 的大作中提到】
: 外婆夸人:
: 你厉害了!
: 你老厉害了!
: 你姥姥厉害了!
: 你姥姥老厉害了!

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c*e
23
还有谁的亲戚要夸人么?
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s*i
24
顶!

【在 a*******e 的大作中提到】
: 昨天,前天收了点小刺激,跟老婆说你夸夸我,给我打打气吧
: 于是老婆就夸我:
: “你牛!
: 你太牛!
: (停顿)
: 你太太牛!!
: 你太太太牛!!!”
: 我颤抖了~~~~~~~

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n*d
25
你美
你妹美
你妹妹美
你妹妹眉美
你美眉没妹妹美

【在 a*******e 的大作中提到】
: 昨天,前天收了点小刺激,跟老婆说你夸夸我,给我打打气吧
: 于是老婆就夸我:
: “你牛!
: 你太牛!
: (停顿)
: 你太太牛!!
: 你太太太牛!!!”
: 我颤抖了~~~~~~~

avatar
g*o
26
你这个这是原创吗?
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t1/gardening/31106689_31106689_1.
看4楼

【在 a*******e 的大作中提到】
: 昨天,前天收了点小刺激,跟老婆说你夸夸我,给我打打气吧
: 于是老婆就夸我:
: “你牛!
: 你太牛!
: (停顿)
: 你太太牛!!
: 你太太太牛!!!”
: 我颤抖了~~~~~~~

avatar
G*h
27
结婚了阿,奔婚照发喜糖吧

【在 a*******e 的大作中提到】
: 昨天,前天收了点小刺激,跟老婆说你夸夸我,给我打打气吧
: 于是老婆就夸我:
: “你牛!
: 你太牛!
: (停顿)
: 你太太牛!!
: 你太太太牛!!!”
: 我颤抖了~~~~~~~

avatar
o*1
28
唉,新盖的茅房三天香。。。

【在 G*****h 的大作中提到】
: 结婚了阿,奔婚照发喜糖吧
avatar
a*e
29
都多少年前的事啦,还当新闻?

【在 G*****h 的大作中提到】
: 结婚了阿,奔婚照发喜糖吧
avatar
a*e
31
要口香糖吗?

【在 o******1 的大作中提到】
: 唉,新盖的茅房三天香。。。
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h*q
32
哈哈哈,想知道下联吗?只有四川人才能看懂的o~~~~~

【在 a*******e 的大作中提到】
: 昨天,前天收了点小刺激,跟老婆说你夸夸我,给我打打气吧
: 于是老婆就夸我:
: “你牛!
: 你太牛!
: (停顿)
: 你太太牛!!
: 你太太太牛!!!”
: 我颤抖了~~~~~~~

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