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PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
b*g
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起草推荐信中。找的推荐人基本会不改就签字。所以放心大胆吹了。
一篇文章其实就建个方法,用一染料标记人的肿瘤细胞体外试验,证明此染料无毒还很
好用,我这么吹:
unfortuntely, techniques for measuring... have, untill recently, either been
unreliable or too toxic for use in human beings. Dr.XX created a new
technique for measuring ... directly, accurately and safely in people...
我就是用肿瘤细胞,没在人身上做试验, “human beings, in people”是不是造假啊?
IO 能不能读我的文章呢?有点心虚。
文章很烂,还得化腐朽为神奇,真是不易。
请大家给意见。
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A*y
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Dear Sir/Madam,
I am Mrs. SAFIA FARKASH, wife of late Libyan leader Colonel Muammar Gaddafi,
who was killed by the unfaithful opposition leaders in my country Libya .I
am desperately looking for a foreign partner whom I can trust to handle some
investment for me.
My Husband deposited the sum of US$65.4m (Sixty five million four hundred
Thousand United States Dollars) each in my name at two reputable security
companies in Malaysia. I will disclose to you their names as we proceed. I
have already left Libya to Algeria. Your assistance will enable us invest
this money in your country or any where it will be safe and productive.
You can as well read more about the crises in my country and about this
situation on the following sites.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1361919/Muammar-Gaddafi
http://www.deccanherald.com/content/142748/gaddafis-wealth-spre
I am waiting for your prompt and positive response.
Thanks.
Mrs. Safia Farkash Gaddafi.
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c*g
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习惯了就好

been
啊?

【在 b*******g 的大作中提到】
: 起草推荐信中。找的推荐人基本会不改就签字。所以放心大胆吹了。
: 一篇文章其实就建个方法,用一染料标记人的肿瘤细胞体外试验,证明此染料无毒还很
: 好用,我这么吹:
: unfortuntely, techniques for measuring... have, untill recently, either been
: unreliable or too toxic for use in human beings. Dr.XX created a new
: technique for measuring ... directly, accurately and safely in people...
: 我就是用肿瘤细胞,没在人身上做试验, “human beings, in people”是不是造假啊?
: IO 能不能读我的文章呢?有点心虚。
: 文章很烂,还得化腐朽为神奇,真是不易。
: 请大家给意见。

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H*g
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下一封信开头这样
I am Mrs. Kailai Gu, wife of Chongqing leader Comrade Xilai Bo, who was imprisoned by the unfaithful PM Jiabao Wen in my country PRC。。。
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S*g
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据说都要扫描存档。终身大事,慎重为好
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J*n
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imprisoned by the unfaithful PM Jiabao Wen in my country PRC。。。
也要把数字改改,45mm太少了,和我天朝封疆大吏的身份不符。

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 下一封信开头这样
: I am Mrs. Kailai Gu, wife of Chongqing leader Comrade Xilai Bo, who was imprisoned by the unfaithful PM Jiabao Wen in my country PRC。。。

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b*g
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意思是可以?
那真后悔前几封一字不改就签字的现在看来吹得火候还不够呀。

【在 c******g 的大作中提到】
: 习惯了就好
:
: been
: 啊?

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b*g
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又开始心虚了。

【在 S******g 的大作中提到】
: 据说都要扫描存档。终身大事,慎重为好
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c*g
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吹得不够

【在 b*******g 的大作中提到】
: 意思是可以?
: 那真后悔前几封一字不改就签字的现在看来吹得火候还不够呀。

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v*k
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你这个也叫吹?哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。连revolutionary,cutting-edge,state-of-the-art,best upon my knowledge 都没有啊
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