o*4
2 楼
大家看这玩吧。
1. 我们家老大快四岁了,实话说中英文说得都不错,尤其是把中英文混着说。一天他
想让妈妈干点什么事情,结果妈妈手上有事没理他。
他叹了口气,说, "好了OK,我 do 我self."
1. 我们家老大快四岁了,实话说中英文说得都不错,尤其是把中英文混着说。一天他
想让妈妈干点什么事情,结果妈妈手上有事没理他。
他叹了口气,说, "好了OK,我 do 我self."
i*d
3 楼
上海街头的广告,挺有创意。
m*2
4 楼
AA 70K
DELTA 60K
包子
DELTA 60K
包子
t*8
5 楼
只有1则
t*8
8 楼
只有1则
f*i
9 楼
good
o*4
11 楼
2. 有一天LD带孩子出门被蚊子咬了个大包。回到家我家老大说,"蚊子很坏,会传播疾
病." 他妈很激动,跟我说,瞧我们家孩子这词儿用的,连疾病都会说了。然后孩子接
着说,"疾病就是鸡长的病!"
病." 他妈很激动,跟我说,瞧我们家孩子这词儿用的,连疾病都会说了。然后孩子接
着说,"疾病就是鸡长的病!"
o*4
14 楼
3. 我家老二已经会说简单的句子了,平时说得最多的当然是"不, NO." 此外还爱说 "
mines"。这是她自己发明的,出处是his, hers...
通常的情况是,
如果发现哥哥在虎视她手上的玩具,就大叫 "mines!"
如果看中了哥哥手上的玩具, 就大叫 "share!" 然后扑过去...
mines"。这是她自己发明的,出处是his, hers...
通常的情况是,
如果发现哥哥在虎视她手上的玩具,就大叫 "mines!"
如果看中了哥哥手上的玩具, 就大叫 "share!" 然后扑过去...
c*f
15 楼
I contribute one:
My five years old daughter often neglects what I say. She also does not like
to practice piano. A few weeks ago, we were talking about bad dreams. I
took this chance to "educate" her:
Me: you know, what's daddy's bad dream?
She: what?
Me: Daddy's bad dream is A (her name) does not listen to daddy and mommy,
and does not practice piano.
She: then, your dream comes true!
【在 o*4 的大作中提到】
: 大家看这玩吧。
: 1. 我们家老大快四岁了,实话说中英文说得都不错,尤其是把中英文混着说。一天他
: 想让妈妈干点什么事情,结果妈妈手上有事没理他。
: 他叹了口气,说, "好了OK,我 do 我self."
My five years old daughter often neglects what I say. She also does not like
to practice piano. A few weeks ago, we were talking about bad dreams. I
took this chance to "educate" her:
Me: you know, what's daddy's bad dream?
She: what?
Me: Daddy's bad dream is A (her name) does not listen to daddy and mommy,
and does not practice piano.
She: then, your dream comes true!
【在 o*4 的大作中提到】
: 大家看这玩吧。
: 1. 我们家老大快四岁了,实话说中英文说得都不错,尤其是把中英文混着说。一天他
: 想让妈妈干点什么事情,结果妈妈手上有事没理他。
: 他叹了口气,说, "好了OK,我 do 我self."
o*4
16 楼
very smart girl
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【在 c*f 的大作中提到】
: I contribute one:
: My five years old daughter often neglects what I say. She also does not like
: to practice piano. A few weeks ago, we were talking about bad dreams. I
: took this chance to "educate" her:
: Me: you know, what's daddy's bad dream?
: She: what?
: Me: Daddy's bad dream is A (her name) does not listen to daddy and mommy,
: and does not practice piano.
: She: then, your dream comes true!
like
【在 c*f 的大作中提到】
: I contribute one:
: My five years old daughter often neglects what I say. She also does not like
: to practice piano. A few weeks ago, we were talking about bad dreams. I
: took this chance to "educate" her:
: Me: you know, what's daddy's bad dream?
: She: what?
: Me: Daddy's bad dream is A (her name) does not listen to daddy and mommy,
: and does not practice piano.
: She: then, your dream comes true!
y*e
17 楼
这个是笑话?
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【在 c*f 的大作中提到】
: I contribute one:
: My five years old daughter often neglects what I say. She also does not like
: to practice piano. A few weeks ago, we were talking about bad dreams. I
: took this chance to "educate" her:
: Me: you know, what's daddy's bad dream?
: She: what?
: Me: Daddy's bad dream is A (her name) does not listen to daddy and mommy,
: and does not practice piano.
: She: then, your dream comes true!
like
【在 c*f 的大作中提到】
: I contribute one:
: My five years old daughter often neglects what I say. She also does not like
: to practice piano. A few weeks ago, we were talking about bad dreams. I
: took this chance to "educate" her:
: Me: you know, what's daddy's bad dream?
: She: what?
: Me: Daddy's bad dream is A (her name) does not listen to daddy and mommy,
: and does not practice piano.
: She: then, your dream comes true!
c*f
18 楼
another one:
I often tries to discipline my daughter, while my wife lets her do almost
whatever she wants. So, she always says she has the greatest mommy in the
whole wild world. Whenever she said that, I'd say "Hi, A, dad is great too",
she would answers "hm-hm, you're not".
Then, one day she was bored of this game, and when I said "you have a great
dad", she asked "dad, why you love yourself so much?"
I was "choked" and did not know how to respond :-)
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【在 c*f 的大作中提到】
: I contribute one:
: My five years old daughter often neglects what I say. She also does not like
: to practice piano. A few weeks ago, we were talking about bad dreams. I
: took this chance to "educate" her:
: Me: you know, what's daddy's bad dream?
: She: what?
: Me: Daddy's bad dream is A (her name) does not listen to daddy and mommy,
: and does not practice piano.
: She: then, your dream comes true!
I often tries to discipline my daughter, while my wife lets her do almost
whatever she wants. So, she always says she has the greatest mommy in the
whole wild world. Whenever she said that, I'd say "Hi, A, dad is great too",
she would answers "hm-hm, you're not".
Then, one day she was bored of this game, and when I said "you have a great
dad", she asked "dad, why you love yourself so much?"
I was "choked" and did not know how to respond :-)
like
【在 c*f 的大作中提到】
: I contribute one:
: My five years old daughter often neglects what I say. She also does not like
: to practice piano. A few weeks ago, we were talking about bad dreams. I
: took this chance to "educate" her:
: Me: you know, what's daddy's bad dream?
: She: what?
: Me: Daddy's bad dream is A (her name) does not listen to daddy and mommy,
: and does not practice piano.
: She: then, your dream comes true!
x*k
20 楼
cold
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【在 c*f 的大作中提到】
: I contribute one:
: My five years old daughter often neglects what I say. She also does not like
: to practice piano. A few weeks ago, we were talking about bad dreams. I
: took this chance to "educate" her:
: Me: you know, what's daddy's bad dream?
: She: what?
: Me: Daddy's bad dream is A (her name) does not listen to daddy and mommy,
: and does not practice piano.
: She: then, your dream comes true!
like
【在 c*f 的大作中提到】
: I contribute one:
: My five years old daughter often neglects what I say. She also does not like
: to practice piano. A few weeks ago, we were talking about bad dreams. I
: took this chance to "educate" her:
: Me: you know, what's daddy's bad dream?
: She: what?
: Me: Daddy's bad dream is A (her name) does not listen to daddy and mommy,
: and does not practice piano.
: She: then, your dream comes true!
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