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发信人: oegg (oegg), 信区: Military
标 题: North Korean Missile Test Delayed by Windows 8
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Apr 11 22:57:33 2013, 美东)
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/no
ssile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announ
ced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold bec
ause of “problems with Windows 8.”
Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the
inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had
been running on Windows 95.
The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate
a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working
with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”
In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test been delayed
indefinitely.”
A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim J
ong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number o
f options, including declaring war on Microsoft.
发信人: oegg (oegg), 信区: Military
标 题: North Korean Missile Test Delayed by Windows 8
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Apr 11 22:57:33 2013, 美东)
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/no
ssile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announ
ced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold bec
ause of “problems with Windows 8.”
Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the
inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had
been running on Windows 95.
The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate
a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working
with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”
In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test been delayed
indefinitely.”
A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim J
ong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number o
f options, including declaring war on Microsoft.
