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P*s
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第一绿要到这里来发包子!
别抢啊!
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i*0
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A Crossville, Tenn., man claims a woman swam nude in his pool while her
husband burglarized his home, according to the Crossville Chronicle.
The 54-year-old man, who did not wish to be identified, said the couple, who
he knew from the neighborhood, visited his house on Saturday afternoon. The
woman asked if she could swim in his pool. The victim told her she could
and she then reportedly asked her husband to go back to their house and grab
her cigarettes.
The woman allegedly asked if she could swim nude, which the victim said was
alright with him. As the victim looked on, the woman allegedly swam for 20
minutes before drying off and leaving.
"I escorted her outside and invited her to church, but she said she didn't
have time for that," the victim told WKRN.
After she left, the victim realized his home had been burglarized. The woman
's husband allegedly stole $1,195 worth of items from the home, including a
handgun, jewelry and medication.
Police have launched an investigation into the incident. "The two suspects
have been identified, but have not been arrested," WKRN reports.
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c*n
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TSC很让人焦虑啊。这么多人在pending如何绿?
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G*s
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尼玛,有才啊

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【在 i*****0 的大作中提到】
: A Crossville, Tenn., man claims a woman swam nude in his pool while her
: husband burglarized his home, according to the Crossville Chronicle.
: The 54-year-old man, who did not wish to be identified, said the couple, who
: he knew from the neighborhood, visited his house on Saturday afternoon. The
: woman asked if she could swim in his pool. The victim told her she could
: and she then reportedly asked her husband to go back to their house and grab
: her cigarettes.
: The woman allegedly asked if she could swim nude, which the victim said was
: alright with him. As the victim looked on, the woman allegedly swam for 20
: minutes before drying off and leaving.

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y*o
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肯定绿

【在 P*******s 的大作中提到】
: 第一绿要到这里来发包子!
: 别抢啊!

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s*l
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invited her to church TO DO WHAT?
笑点是这个教堂和后面的medication?
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b*u
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re
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i*0
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这是学术版。要探讨的题目是当一个女人要求在你家的游泳池里裸泳时,能不能答应?
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v*a
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我我我
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H*g
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这些人的行事风格像郭德纲相声
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a*o
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希望是我!
RFE Replied on 3/3
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x*l
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希望是我。
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m*4
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但愿有这个发包子的机会,哈哈哈
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a*o
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每隔5分钟看一下短信的节奏!
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p*o
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没有人领啊

【在 P*******s 的大作中提到】
: 第一绿要到这里来发包子!
: 别抢啊!

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x*a
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是我吗?
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x*a
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怎么群发包子?
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p*e
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是你,本周第一绿。

【在 x*******a 的大作中提到】
: 是我吗?
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x*a
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本版怎么发包子?

【在 p****e 的大作中提到】
: 是你,本周第一绿。
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a*y
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给班主也可以!

【在 x*******a 的大作中提到】
: 怎么群发包子?
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x*a
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好啊。我发50个包子
就发这里吧。希望大家都早绿!

【在 a***y 的大作中提到】
: 给班主也可以!
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n*y
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恭喜!
排包子~

【在 x*******a 的大作中提到】
: 本版怎么发包子?
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O*f
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恭喜啦。我排队等。

【在 x*******a 的大作中提到】
: 好啊。我发50个包子
: 就发这里吧。希望大家都早绿!

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x*a
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请问大家绿卡对探亲签证是利好还是坏事?
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i*8
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Pai
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h*f
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Pai!

【在 P*******s 的大作中提到】
: 第一绿要到这里来发包子!
: 别抢啊!

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c*t
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Pai

【在 x*******a 的大作中提到】
: 好啊。我发50个包子
: 就发这里吧。希望大家都早绿!

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a*o
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恭喜恭喜!吃包子咯!我也要绿!
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o*a
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排,大家都早绿
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b*a
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Pai
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s*n
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Pai
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w*4
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pai

【在 P*******s 的大作中提到】
: 第一绿要到这里来发包子!
: 别抢啊!

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a*o
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Peppa, 新的一天,让我们继续祈祷!
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a*a
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吃包子!哈哈哈

【在 x*******a 的大作中提到】
: 好啊。我发50个包子
: 就发这里吧。希望大家都早绿!

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C*a
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Y*X
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Pai! Blessings!
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H*9
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pai
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