H*7
2 楼
14" pizza也不大
m*e
12 楼
One day God came to Adam and said, "I've got some good news and some bad
news."
"Well, give me the good news first."
"I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you
to be very intelligent, create new things, and have wonderful conversations
with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow
you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet."
Adam exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could
possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
"The bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs
at a time."
news."
"Well, give me the good news first."
"I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you
to be very intelligent, create new things, and have wonderful conversations
with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow
you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet."
Adam exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could
possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
"The bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs
at a time."
p*g
14 楼
那么多血, 平时存在脾脏里面吗?
z*3
16 楼
14,15楼让我觉得压力好大
H*g
22 楼
这个很不错!!!
conversations
organs
【在 m**********e 的大作中提到】
: One day God came to Adam and said, "I've got some good news and some bad
: news."
: "Well, give me the good news first."
: "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you
: to be very intelligent, create new things, and have wonderful conversations
: with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow
: you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet."
: Adam exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could
: possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
: "The bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs
conversations
organs
【在 m**********e 的大作中提到】
: One day God came to Adam and said, "I've got some good news and some bad
: news."
: "Well, give me the good news first."
: "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you
: to be very intelligent, create new things, and have wonderful conversations
: with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow
: you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet."
: Adam exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could
: possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
: "The bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs
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