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发信人: meichund (meichund), 信区: Parenting
标 题: 我家老大的作业
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 10 20:29:10 2014, 美东)
老大有门课是health，我没当回事，今天看他的书包，有这门课的作业，LD说要改，俺
说童言无忌，就这样交上去吧，正在纳闷呢，家里没有人提过lottery，他在里面是特
意用大写把这个突出了N次，俺晕着呢
下面是老大的“杰作”：
Long-term goals
Look at the timeline below. Write your current age and think about what
some of your long-term goals are and the age you want to achieve them.
You are now :10
Goals: be a better chess and cello player
Not get any detentions
Age:20-30
Goals: Graduate from a good college
Married,children,good job
Better chess player and cellist
House，car，WIN THE LOTTERY
Age 30-40
Goals： Better job，bigger house
Prefessional cellist,Master level chess player,
WIN THE LOTTERY be rich
Go on some vacations,Pet, bird
Age:50-60
Goals: WIN THE LOTTERY
Vacations,WIN THE LOTTERY
Vacations,retire
Age:60-70
Goals: Live for 20 more years
WIN THE LOTTERY
Be in good shape
Age:70-80
Goals: Give money to relatives
Survive survive survive
发信人: meichund (meichund), 信区: Parenting
标 题: 我家老大的作业
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 10 20:29:10 2014, 美东)
老大有门课是health，我没当回事，今天看他的书包，有这门课的作业，LD说要改，俺
说童言无忌，就这样交上去吧，正在纳闷呢，家里没有人提过lottery，他在里面是特
意用大写把这个突出了N次，俺晕着呢
下面是老大的“杰作”：
Long-term goals
Look at the timeline below. Write your current age and think about what
some of your long-term goals are and the age you want to achieve them.
You are now :10
Goals: be a better chess and cello player
Not get any detentions
Age:20-30
Goals: Graduate from a good college
Married,children,good job
Better chess player and cellist
House，car，WIN THE LOTTERY
Age 30-40
Goals： Better job，bigger house
Prefessional cellist,Master level chess player,
WIN THE LOTTERY be rich
Go on some vacations,Pet, bird
Age:50-60
Goals: WIN THE LOTTERY
Vacations,WIN THE LOTTERY
Vacations,retire
Age:60-70
Goals: Live for 20 more years
WIN THE LOTTERY
Be in good shape
Age:70-80
Goals: Give money to relatives
Survive survive survive