重温了一下变暖教领袖的光辉事迹# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
s*0
1 楼
寒假回国想给妈妈带套好的保养品，妈妈应该是属于中性皮肤。
是不是兰蔻和雅诗兰黛的最好？听说有个什么再青春系列？
麻烦大家给推荐推荐吧，男生不太懂这方面，谢谢了
是不是兰蔻和雅诗兰黛的最好？听说有个什么再青春系列？
麻烦大家给推荐推荐吧，男生不太懂这方面，谢谢了
d*f
2 楼
发现原来戈大统领还是一个中共党员，感情我鳖的计划生育才是终极解决变暖的方案
Is Al Gore A Fossil-Fuel Industry Mole?
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Former US Vice President Al Gore speaks at the...
Image by AFP/Getty Images via @daylife
Did you hear the joke about the father of four telling everybody that
overpopulation is killing the planet? Well, it’s not a joke, it’s Al Gore.
Just when we thought we could go more than a month or two without new
evidence of Al saying one thing and doing another, the father of four is
taking hypocrisy to a new low, hectoring people about their need to make
smarter birth choices to save the planet.
At some point in time we have to wonder whether Al is really this buffoonish
, or whether he is a paid mole of the fossil fuel industry, cleverly taking
on the role of Most Visible Global Warming Opponent only to purposefully
sabotage the green agenda by offending absolutely everybody with his
appalling hypocrisy.
Scene One: Here is Al Gore delivering the unwelcome news that we all need to
tighten our belts and live more frugal lives, all while he is living in his
enormous Tennessee mansion, sucking up more electricity in a single month
than most of his Nashville neighbors use in an entire year.
Scene Two: Here is Al Gore flying a private jet from Nashville to Washington
, D.C., as he prepares to badger Congress with a fire-and-brimstone sermon
about fossil fuels ushering in a planetary catastrophe. Here is Al Gore
flying a private jet again to a public speaking appearance in San Francisco.
If greenhouse gas emissions are such a problem, why didn’t Al save
emissions by flying commercial first class? We know it’s not for security
concerns – the entire massage industry can testify that Al is the security
issue to be feared rather than protected.
Scene Three: Here is Al Gore landing at Reagan National Airport. The Metro
light rail system can take Al in a nearly emissions-free trip straight from
the airport to the U.S. Capitol Building. But Al makes nary a move in the
direction of the Metro stop. Shame on you, Al, you must be heading for a
taxi cab. But wait, he’s walking away from the taxi stand, also. Will Al
lead by perfect example and walk or bike to the Capitol Building? Ugh, there
he goes, getting into a limousine, making the wasteful emissions of a
private taxi cab seem absolutely eco-friendly in comparison to his limo.
Scene Four: Al is pestering us again about how we have to tighten our belts
or else the global sea level will rise dramatically and turn our coastal
cities into Waterworld. Manhattan will soon be underwater and unrecognizable
, Al promises. At the same time, the energy-guzzling Tennessee mansion is
apparently not good enough for Al. There is Al buying yet another energy-
guzzling multi-million dollar mansion, this time overlooking the Pacific
Ocean along the Santa Barbara coast. What happened to all that sea level
rise, Al?
Scene Five: Now we have the richly childed Al Gore telling us that the way
to reduce global warming pollution is to reduce family size. “One of the
things we could do … to put out less of this pollution [is to] to stabilize
the population,” said Al last week in a New York speech. “You have to
have ubiquitous availability of fertility management so women can choose how
many children to have, the spacing of children.”
Stop it, Al. You’re killing me.
Just between you and me, Al, I share your belief that global warming is not
an imminent crisis. Sure, people are likely contributing somewhat to the
moderate warming that has occurred in recent decades, but temperatures are
still cooler than they have been for most of the past 10,000 years and we
are a long way from a global warming crisis.
I get it that the best way for you to safeguard your mansions, your private
jet travel, your comfy limousines, and your large family is to live such a
hypocritical lifestyle that nobody will take your message seriously. I
really do get it. It was, and is, a very clever plan.
But at some point, Al, you go too far overboard. At some point people begin
to suspect the truth. At some point people begin to conclude that you really
are a secret mole on behalf of the fossil fuel industry. At some point, Al
– though your intentions are noble – you start ruining it for you and me
both.
Stop it, Al. You’re killing me.
Is Al Gore A Fossil-Fuel Industry Mole?
Comment Now Follow Comments
Former US Vice President Al Gore speaks at the...
Image by AFP/Getty Images via @daylife
Did you hear the joke about the father of four telling everybody that
overpopulation is killing the planet? Well, it’s not a joke, it’s Al Gore.
Just when we thought we could go more than a month or two without new
evidence of Al saying one thing and doing another, the father of four is
taking hypocrisy to a new low, hectoring people about their need to make
smarter birth choices to save the planet.
At some point in time we have to wonder whether Al is really this buffoonish
, or whether he is a paid mole of the fossil fuel industry, cleverly taking
on the role of Most Visible Global Warming Opponent only to purposefully
sabotage the green agenda by offending absolutely everybody with his
appalling hypocrisy.
Scene One: Here is Al Gore delivering the unwelcome news that we all need to
tighten our belts and live more frugal lives, all while he is living in his
enormous Tennessee mansion, sucking up more electricity in a single month
than most of his Nashville neighbors use in an entire year.
Scene Two: Here is Al Gore flying a private jet from Nashville to Washington
, D.C., as he prepares to badger Congress with a fire-and-brimstone sermon
about fossil fuels ushering in a planetary catastrophe. Here is Al Gore
flying a private jet again to a public speaking appearance in San Francisco.
If greenhouse gas emissions are such a problem, why didn’t Al save
emissions by flying commercial first class? We know it’s not for security
concerns – the entire massage industry can testify that Al is the security
issue to be feared rather than protected.
Scene Three: Here is Al Gore landing at Reagan National Airport. The Metro
light rail system can take Al in a nearly emissions-free trip straight from
the airport to the U.S. Capitol Building. But Al makes nary a move in the
direction of the Metro stop. Shame on you, Al, you must be heading for a
taxi cab. But wait, he’s walking away from the taxi stand, also. Will Al
lead by perfect example and walk or bike to the Capitol Building? Ugh, there
he goes, getting into a limousine, making the wasteful emissions of a
private taxi cab seem absolutely eco-friendly in comparison to his limo.
Scene Four: Al is pestering us again about how we have to tighten our belts
or else the global sea level will rise dramatically and turn our coastal
cities into Waterworld. Manhattan will soon be underwater and unrecognizable
, Al promises. At the same time, the energy-guzzling Tennessee mansion is
apparently not good enough for Al. There is Al buying yet another energy-
guzzling multi-million dollar mansion, this time overlooking the Pacific
Ocean along the Santa Barbara coast. What happened to all that sea level
rise, Al?
Scene Five: Now we have the richly childed Al Gore telling us that the way
to reduce global warming pollution is to reduce family size. “One of the
things we could do … to put out less of this pollution [is to] to stabilize
the population,” said Al last week in a New York speech. “You have to
have ubiquitous availability of fertility management so women can choose how
many children to have, the spacing of children.”
Stop it, Al. You’re killing me.
Just between you and me, Al, I share your belief that global warming is not
an imminent crisis. Sure, people are likely contributing somewhat to the
moderate warming that has occurred in recent decades, but temperatures are
still cooler than they have been for most of the past 10,000 years and we
are a long way from a global warming crisis.
I get it that the best way for you to safeguard your mansions, your private
jet travel, your comfy limousines, and your large family is to live such a
hypocritical lifestyle that nobody will take your message seriously. I
really do get it. It was, and is, a very clever plan.
But at some point, Al, you go too far overboard. At some point people begin
to suspect the truth. At some point people begin to conclude that you really
are a secret mole on behalf of the fossil fuel industry. At some point, Al
– though your intentions are noble – you start ruining it for you and me
both.
Stop it, Al. You’re killing me.
p*l
3 楼
赞孝顺，Lancome挺好
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V*8
4 楼
资生堂的beneficial放皱纹系列？
s*0
5 楼
谢谢楼上两位MM啦。另外一般在哪边买呢，lancome是在官网买吗？资生堂在美国好买
吗，比国内便宜么，值得带么？
吗，比国内便宜么，值得带么？
V*a
6 楼
值得，国内贵很多。lancome可以买小黑瓶，据说评价不错。雅诗兰黛也不错，可以买
那套粉红色的霜，叫什么不记得了，上面一位mm说的资生堂也不错。
【在 s*****0 的大作中提到】
: 谢谢楼上两位MM啦。另外一般在哪边买呢，lancome是在官网买吗？资生堂在美国好买
: 吗，比国内便宜么，值得带么？
那套粉红色的霜，叫什么不记得了，上面一位mm说的资生堂也不错。
【在 s*****0 的大作中提到】
: 谢谢楼上两位MM啦。另外一般在哪边买呢，lancome是在官网买吗？资生堂在美国好买
: 吗，比国内便宜么，值得带么？
s*0
7 楼
谢谢
【在 V***a 的大作中提到】
: 值得，国内贵很多。lancome可以买小黑瓶，据说评价不错。雅诗兰黛也不错，可以买
: 那套粉红色的霜，叫什么不记得了，上面一位mm说的资生堂也不错。
【在 V***a 的大作中提到】
: 值得，国内贵很多。lancome可以买小黑瓶，据说评价不错。雅诗兰黛也不错，可以买
: 那套粉红色的霜，叫什么不记得了，上面一位mm说的资生堂也不错。
s*0
8 楼
我自己研究了一下，有以下几种比较好的选择。供有同样需求的同学参考一下：
Lancome：
Rénergie Lift Volumetry Holiday Collection $108
Absolue Premium βx Holiday Collection $175
Absolue Precious Cells Holiday Collection $205
Absolue Premium βx Luxury Holiday Collection $260
不过可惜貌似都没有小黑瓶 Génifique
Estée Lauder：
Re‑Nutriv Intensive Lifting Collection $215
Ultimate Lift Age-Correcting Collection $295
仅供参考。 也欢迎建议啊
【在 s*****0 的大作中提到】
: 寒假回国想给妈妈带套好的保养品，妈妈应该是属于中性皮肤。
: 是不是兰蔻和雅诗兰黛的最好？听说有个什么再青春系列？
: 麻烦大家给推荐推荐吧，男生不太懂这方面，谢谢了
Lancome：
Rénergie Lift Volumetry Holiday Collection $108
Absolue Premium βx Holiday Collection $175
Absolue Precious Cells Holiday Collection $205
Absolue Premium βx Luxury Holiday Collection $260
不过可惜貌似都没有小黑瓶 Génifique
Estée Lauder：
Re‑Nutriv Intensive Lifting Collection $215
Ultimate Lift Age-Correcting Collection $295
仅供参考。 也欢迎建议啊
【在 s*****0 的大作中提到】
: 寒假回国想给妈妈带套好的保养品，妈妈应该是属于中性皮肤。
: 是不是兰蔻和雅诗兰黛的最好？听说有个什么再青春系列？
: 麻烦大家给推荐推荐吧，男生不太懂这方面，谢谢了
r*z
9 楼
EL紫色的，粉红色的都可以。白金神马的更好。兰蔻美国买比EL还贵，不合算
p*l
10 楼
都花了这么多钱了，真不如直接上lamer 或者la prairie
我每次都直接给妈妈买一套lp的鱼子酱，就是caviar那个系列的，一个面霜，一个眼霜
，一个洗面奶
如果嫌弃lp在国内认知度不够高，就买lamer的，还便宜些
真心不觉得需要在lancome这些牌子上花到两三百刀，坑爹啊
【在 s*****0 的大作中提到】
: 我自己研究了一下，有以下几种比较好的选择。供有同样需求的同学参考一下：
: Lancome：
: Rénergie Lift Volumetry Holiday Collection $108
: Absolue Premium βx Holiday Collection $175
: Absolue Precious Cells Holiday Collection $205
: Absolue Premium βx Luxury Holiday Collection $260
: 不过可惜貌似都没有小黑瓶 Génifique
: Estée Lauder：
: Re‑Nutriv Intensive Lifting Collection $215
: Ultimate Lift Age-Correcting Collection $295
我每次都直接给妈妈买一套lp的鱼子酱，就是caviar那个系列的，一个面霜，一个眼霜
，一个洗面奶
如果嫌弃lp在国内认知度不够高，就买lamer的，还便宜些
真心不觉得需要在lancome这些牌子上花到两三百刀，坑爹啊
【在 s*****0 的大作中提到】
: 我自己研究了一下，有以下几种比较好的选择。供有同样需求的同学参考一下：
: Lancome：
: Rénergie Lift Volumetry Holiday Collection $108
: Absolue Premium βx Holiday Collection $175
: Absolue Precious Cells Holiday Collection $205
: Absolue Premium βx Luxury Holiday Collection $260
: 不过可惜貌似都没有小黑瓶 Génifique
: Estée Lauder：
: Re‑Nutriv Intensive Lifting Collection $215
: Ultimate Lift Age-Correcting Collection $295
s*0
11 楼
谢谢MM，长见识啦
研究了下，顶级品牌 买不起的说……等工作吧……
【在 p******l 的大作中提到】
: 都花了这么多钱了，真不如直接上lamer 或者la prairie
: 我每次都直接给妈妈买一套lp的鱼子酱，就是caviar那个系列的，一个面霜，一个眼霜
: ，一个洗面奶
: 如果嫌弃lp在国内认知度不够高，就买lamer的，还便宜些
: 真心不觉得需要在lancome这些牌子上花到两三百刀，坑爹啊
研究了下，顶级品牌 买不起的说……等工作吧……
【在 p******l 的大作中提到】
: 都花了这么多钱了，真不如直接上lamer 或者la prairie
: 我每次都直接给妈妈买一套lp的鱼子酱，就是caviar那个系列的，一个面霜，一个眼霜
: ，一个洗面奶
: 如果嫌弃lp在国内认知度不够高，就买lamer的，还便宜些
: 真心不觉得需要在lancome这些牌子上花到两三百刀，坑爹啊
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