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Bill Gates PK. Steve Jobs (转载)

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h*h2015-02-12 08:02

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【以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区】
发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military
标题: Bill Gates PK. Steve Jobs
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Feb 12 14:26:28 2015, 美东)
Bill Gates: "So, how's heaven Steve?"
Steve Jobs: "Great it just doesn't have any wall or fence."
Bill Gates: "So...?"
Steve Jobs: "So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry Bill, I didn
't mean to offend you."
Bill Gates: "It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor."
Steve Jobs: "Oh, what rumor?"
Bill Gates: "That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there." ..
.... they continued....
Bill Gates : "and there is no jobs in heaven"
Steve Jobs : "Oh no, definitely there are but only no-pay jobs. Therefore
definitely no bills in heaven as everything will be provided free...."

l*e2015-02-12 08:02

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想起了一个笑话
Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Bill Gates. Now
we have no jobs, no hope, no cash, but only bill

n*d2015-02-12 08:02

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还有另一个Bill

【在 l*******e 的大作中提到】

: 想起了一个笑话
: Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Bill Gates. Now
: we have no jobs, no hope, no cash, but only bill

R*a2015-02-12 08:02

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另外一个bill又干了八年总统

【在 n***d 的大作中提到】

: 还有另一个Bill

b*22015-02-12 08:02

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将要干八年总统？

【在 R***a 的大作中提到】

: 另外一个bill又干了八年总统

N*m2015-02-12 08:02

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对

【在 b*****2 的大作中提到】

: 将要干八年总统？

R*a2015-02-12 08:02

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这个天堂还是马克思版的

didn

【在 h*h 的大作中提到】

: 【以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区】
: 发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military
: 标题: Bill Gates PK. Steve Jobs
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Feb 12 14:26:28 2015, 美东)
: Bill Gates: "So, how's heaven Steve?"
: Steve Jobs: "Great it just doesn't have any wall or fence."
: Bill Gates: "So...?"
: Steve Jobs: "So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry Bill, I didn
: 't mean to offend you."
: Bill Gates: "It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor."