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our fantasy life is about to get much richer, thanks to the wonders of
virtual reality.
The Oculus Rift virtual reality equipment began shipping Monday for those
who preordered or contributed to the original Kickstarter campaign. Oculus,
which is owned by Facebook, has called today “a historic moment” in a
release, adding, “soon, people all over the world will be experiencing
fully immersive VR in their own homes.”
By which they mean porn, of course.
Sure, there are plenty of VR experiences that will allow users to step into
fantastic worlds, jump out of planes or mimic daring stunts, all from the
safety of their home. But where goes technological advancement, there also
goes pornographic advancement. Plenty of third-party extensions allowing
Oculus users to get a virtual lap dance or do the nasty with a digital
partner have already been made available, and some intricate systems even
incorporate gripping robots and Fleshlight-esque devices to take the
experience one step further.
Though Oculus didn’t respond to a request for comment for this article,
founder Palmer Luckey has emphasized that there will be an “open platform”
for third-party developers, porn studios included.
Todd Gilder, CEO of VR porn studio BaDoink, joked to The Post that “Luckey
ought to give us a referral fee for every sale of the Rift.”
Indeed, self-fulfillment is certainly one thing you could use the $599
Oculus headset for. But is the experience worth it?
Terry Klee, a licensed psychotherapist and relationship specialist
affiliated with Columbia University, told The Post that the new horizons
virtual reality offers could make masturbation enthusiasts’ experience that
much better.
“I think it’s going to depend on each person’s level of sexuality,” she
said. “For some I think it might actually enhance it. I think it depends on
how comfortable people are masturbating to begin with.”
According to a 2015 study published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior,
millennials tend to have fewer sexual partners than the generations
preceding them. This could be owing to the twin factors of awareness of the
dangers of unprotected sex and the easy availability of emotional intimacy
via the Internet and dating apps. If you’re already being fulfilled
emotionally, virtual reality porn is bound to be a big step up in the
sexuality department.
“The definition of masturbation is self-pleasure, so whether you have a can
or a vibrator or whatever, you’re by yourself. I think it’ll amp it up
because much of masturbation is very similar to the pleasure principle of
addictions, which is that you get accustomed to a certain level and you want
even a higher sensation than you had previously,” Klee said. “The only
reason that doesn’t really happen with our partners is emotions are
included and shyness and inhibitions, but that all goes away when you’re by
yourself, so people’s experimentation tends to increase.”
In addition to the physical safety of virtual porn, it could also allow
people to experiment with kinks they may be too nervous or ashamed to try,
or even experience sex from the point of view of another gender.
“You can’t go out and experiment with sex safely anymore,” Klee said. “
With this, you could do that. It also removes the shame, there’s a lot of
shame around masturbation.”
On the other hand, if you would be upset by your partner masturbating to
porn, you’re likely to be unhappy with the new hyper-realistic advances in
porn that the arrival of Oculus offers.
“For most couples, it could feel threatening because it’s going to disrupt
the equilibrium that’s already established,” Klee said. Many people feel
uncomfortable with how they’d stack up to the super-sexy behavior and
perfect physiques that porn can offer, so a more immersive experience could
be even more intimidating.
However you feel about porn, prepare to turn those feelings up to 11 when it
comes to a virtual reality version.
“If you had a vibrator in your bedroom drawer, having this in your bedroom
drawer is going to be that much better,” Klee said.
“It’s like the Wild West,” she said. “It’s very interesting.”
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x*n
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去年5月的485,然后就没信儿了。
11月提交了一个service request。过了俩月,居然连service request的回应也没有
。再打电话说你还可以提交service request。
是不是得去华盛顿上访啊?
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h*n
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中国将在本周三崩溃,本周星期三,既2015年2月18日,中国经济将在这一天陷入崩溃。
届时将有八成以上的中国人不能上班,一般情况下,世界各个国家的失业率超过超
过25%,经济就会陷入崩溃。而到了本周三,中国竟然有八成以上人口不上班,这其中
的意味大家也都知道了。
到了本周四,中国市场成交额会不足今天的5%,成交额反映了市场的繁荣程度,
成交额如此萎缩,中国的经济会变成怎样大家也都知道了。
中国人现在正忙着涌进超市,疯狂的采购囤积过期罐头和积压货物,看来很多人和
我一样认识到了这一点。
本周三夜间大量无业游民上街燃烧投掷爆炸物。消防队彻夜不眠。大量无业游民酗
酒赌博,剩下的部分人只能观看电视度日。
面对崩溃的末日,中国人在明天只能一家人聚在一起,惶惶不安地守在一起,彻夜
不眠地熬到第二天的日出。

全民持有大规模杀伤性武器……

明晚开始,这个国家将陷入战乱的深渊,随着时间的进行,将在明晚12点达到顶峰
,全国将近百分之百的地区会陷入硝烟之中,后天一早担心亲友的人们迫不及待的开始
探视的旅程,此时全国各地会有冷枪和小规模冲突

明晚炮声将不绝于耳
并且将发生大量的民间非法金融活动………
碰,胡了!!!!
截胡! 清一色哈! 给钱给钱!

非法政治献金将过千亿
“这小子有前途,来,大伯给你一封,好好学习,考个好大学,以后做公务员啊”

还有大量的酗酒行为

连一国之都都将变成空城

从明天开始,整日轰鸣的工业园将会冷冷清清。只有极少数的工厂还能勉强维持开
工。
居民都在疯狂囤积物资以备来年。

事实上 当地人民在很早之前就已经开始囤积各种食物、货物似乎他们已经预料到
有什么事发生……

为预防动乱,家家户户在门口贴上了红色的标记,上面还用暗语写了各种切口
有时候人们甚至要向上门的来访者的孩子行贿以保全他们的体面。。。。

应该说以小孩为掩护进行不明资金交易……
你见你小时候什么时候压岁钱能到自己手上

”孩子,你的钱我先替你存着“
流传了几代人的谎言还在传播。。。

目测还将在N长时间以后继续传播!而政府居然任由该谎言流传而不做任何辟谣举
动,这究竟是怎么了?面对这样的社会,我不由陷入了深深的思考!

即使如此,电视上还是一片歌舞升平,真是令人发指啊!

为了掩饰这一切并吸引人们的注意力,国营电视台将在前后三周的时间里组织多台
大型晚会,各个卫视也会尽其所能的采用播放热门电视剧、组织选秀节目甚至动用他们
不多的经费来举办相对寒酸的晚会。为了表示他们与国营的中央电视台并非一丘之貉,
各大卫视还会不时的爆出与中央电视台抢夺热门演员的新闻(尽管有未经证实的证据证
明他们和国营的中央电视台都属于一个叫做“阎王殿”的中央机构)

从前几天开始,中国各大城市已经开始了大规模逃亡,人们纷纷搭乘各种交通工具
逃离大城市,以逃避即将到来的危险。。。。。。。。。。

对易燃易爆危险品管控极严的政府机构也失去了管控力。
任由居民抢购各种大规模杀伤武器。我们的现场观察者刚才就看见数个中年男人购
买了数以百计某型范围杀伤武器。
上一次观察者就在中国商船反击手持ak47的海盗的新闻里见中国人用过该类武器。
据专家测评结果表示其单发威力不亚于手雷。
当观察者选中一位男人顾客,上前询问缘由时,对方露出你懂的表情。
在听完观察者的忧虑后,对方对本报观察者悍不畏死坚持采访的精神所感动,并针
对将要恶化的局势对观察者的身体健康表示了深切的关心。
中年男人是这么说的“你丫真有病的话就在家里待着,就这智商这几天就别出来显
眼了,真要是被人打伤了也没处说理去。实在不行,趁着医院还有医生,赶紧去看一下
。”
由此,我们得到了一个新的可靠消息:多数医生也会在未来几天举行罢工活动来抗
议日益严峻的形式。

人们恐惧于将要到来的崩溃,纷纷沉迷于酒精不能自拔。
甚至有人聚集到一起采用互相灌酒的方式来麻醉让自己沉迷……
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c*o
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给congressman或senator写信?

【在 x*******n 的大作中提到】
: 去年5月的485,然后就没信儿了。
: 11月提交了一个service request。过了俩月,居然连service request的回应也没有
: 。再打电话说你还可以提交service request。
: 是不是得去华盛顿上访啊?

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P*A
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恭喜发财!
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s*t
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Bless

【在 x*******n 的大作中提到】
: 去年5月的485,然后就没信儿了。
: 11月提交了一个service request。过了俩月,居然连service request的回应也没有
: 。再打电话说你还可以提交service request。
: 是不是得去华盛顿上访啊?

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b*j
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Bless
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M*Z
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Bless
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b*l
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Bless!
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i*u
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BLESS!
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G*D
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bless
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c*l
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bless
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w*l
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god, u r not worried? sincerely bless you take some actions
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x*n
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infopass?
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r*6
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bless!
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