编了几个笑话想请大家看看好不好笑# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
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打算在我们的toastmaster meeting 上做joke master，自己从网上找的笑话瞎编了一
下安在自己头上，听众都是老外，教育水平有高有低，不过普遍好像不是非常高。请大
家看看好不好笑，如果有人能帮改一改，让听着更自然一点，感激不尽。
Good evening, Madam toastmaster, fellow toastmasters. My name is xxx, I am
a Chinese. today I am going to tell you some of my stories the first year
when I was in America.
A couple of years ago at the first time I came to America, I was
interviewed by a lady immigration officer at the custom. I was trying to ask
her something , but I was so nervous and I was just switching from Chinese
speaking model to English speaking model, my tongue was still stiff and
twist, instead of saying Excuse me, I said Kiss me. The lady officer was so
shocked, but she was such a nice lady, she did kissed me!!!! That was my
first day in America, I will never forget.
Then, at the first weekend I went to supermarket to do some shopping. At the
checkout, the cashier asked me: Do you need some cash back? cash back? umm
, I am pretty familiar with this word. I remember every time when I do
online shopping through some website such as Ebates I get cash back. So I
said: yes, please. The cashier asked: how much? I said: as much as possible,
who will have enough of money?
(谁会嫌钱多呢？上面的这个表达似乎不太能够体现出喜剧效果，不知有没有更好的表
达方式？）
After shopping I went to a McDonald to buy some lunch. I ordered a burger
and French fries, but I couldn't find ketchup and unfortunately I suddenly
forgot how to say ketchup in English, so I ask the waitress: "do you have
some tomato sauce?"
"I am sorry , what do you want?", "Tomato sauce"
Sorry, we don't have tomato sauce. I was surprise: how come you don't have
tomato sauce in McDonald? I thought that I may have to use other way to
express it, so that I said: For example, when you eat fries, u just eat it,
or you eat it with something else?
The waitress said: "ohh, typically we eat it by hand, but maybe you want to
eat it with chop stick, right? but I am sorry we don't have chop stick" and
she gave me a fork.Obviously this is not what I want. The desperate but
patient waitress showed me everything behind the encounter and finally I saw
ketchup. I was so happy and said: yes , yes, this is what I want. how to
say that in English? " "ketchup", yes, ketchup was exactly what I
want.
Since that day, I worked my butt off trying hard to catch up.
下安在自己头上，听众都是老外，教育水平有高有低，不过普遍好像不是非常高。请大
家看看好不好笑，如果有人能帮改一改，让听着更自然一点，感激不尽。
Good evening, Madam toastmaster, fellow toastmasters. My name is xxx, I am
a Chinese. today I am going to tell you some of my stories the first year
when I was in America.
A couple of years ago at the first time I came to America, I was
interviewed by a lady immigration officer at the custom. I was trying to ask
her something , but I was so nervous and I was just switching from Chinese
speaking model to English speaking model, my tongue was still stiff and
twist, instead of saying Excuse me, I said Kiss me. The lady officer was so
shocked, but she was such a nice lady, she did kissed me!!!! That was my
first day in America, I will never forget.
Then, at the first weekend I went to supermarket to do some shopping. At the
checkout, the cashier asked me: Do you need some cash back? cash back? umm
, I am pretty familiar with this word. I remember every time when I do
online shopping through some website such as Ebates I get cash back. So I
said: yes, please. The cashier asked: how much? I said: as much as possible,
who will have enough of money?
(谁会嫌钱多呢？上面的这个表达似乎不太能够体现出喜剧效果，不知有没有更好的表
达方式？）
After shopping I went to a McDonald to buy some lunch. I ordered a burger
and French fries, but I couldn't find ketchup and unfortunately I suddenly
forgot how to say ketchup in English, so I ask the waitress: "do you have
some tomato sauce?"
"I am sorry , what do you want?", "Tomato sauce"
Sorry, we don't have tomato sauce. I was surprise: how come you don't have
tomato sauce in McDonald? I thought that I may have to use other way to
express it, so that I said: For example, when you eat fries, u just eat it,
or you eat it with something else?
The waitress said: "ohh, typically we eat it by hand, but maybe you want to
eat it with chop stick, right? but I am sorry we don't have chop stick" and
she gave me a fork.Obviously this is not what I want. The desperate but
patient waitress showed me everything behind the encounter and finally I saw
ketchup. I was so happy and said: yes , yes, this is what I want. how to
say that in English? " "ketchup", yes, ketchup was exactly what I
want.
Since that day, I worked my butt off trying hard to catch up.
