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“是什么让你走上了中国好声音的舞台?” “是我的大腿”
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“是什么让你走上了中国好声音的舞台?” “是我的大腿”# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
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9/29(星期六),著名的史密森尼学会属下的博物馆/美术馆免费入场(特别展不在之内)
,每个地址可以获得1份免费券,可以有2个人免费进入博物馆/美术馆参观。
申请者可以进入史密森尼学会的网站,选择希望参观的博物馆或美术馆,然后填写姓名
和住址等信息,最后打印出免费券就可以前往博物馆或美术馆。
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/museumday/ticket/
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p*q
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hehe, waiting for them to cook me........
Aug 25, 2014
From: XXXXX, XXXXXXX, and XXXXXX
To
Senator of United States, District of the State of XXXXXXXa
Senator of United States, District of the State of Texas
Congressman of United States, District of the State of Texas
USCIS
First Lady’s Office
USCIS Ombudsman Liaison Unit
Re: I-485 application pending for over 6+ months of XXXXX (referral ID#:
XXXXXXXXXXXXX) (IO: # XMXXX)
Dear Senator, Congressman, Ombudsman, USCIS/TSC, and First Lady’s office:
My name is XXXXX. I am sending this request in the wake of continuing effort
to propel my family I-485 application forward. Here is our basic
information:
Feb 7, 2014: Receipt date, concurrent filing of I140/485
Feb 12, 2014: I-140 approved, based on Alien of Extra-ordinary Ability EB-1A
(attached)
May 13, 2014: XXXXX contacted Senator’s and Congressman’s office for case
status update (Thanks to Senator XXXXX. / Ms. XXXXX and Senator XXXXX / Ms.
XXXXX) (attached)
May 19, 2014: USCIS replied saying case under review, next service request
could be sent in 60 days later
June 2, 2014: Request was filed to USCIS/TSC to expedite my son’s
application so that he can catch the last train to be citizen five years
later (referral ID#: XXXXXxxxxx). Request is turned down due to none
emergent nature. The letter reminded us to check back after 30 days if we
don’t hear back (IO: # XMxxx).
June 6, 2014: We scheduled USCIS infopass, case is still under review. We
were told that now the regular 485 process will take one year, although
USCIS website clearly stated 6 months for TSC and 4 months for NSC.
June 6, 2014- Current (08/25/2014): Endless and speechless waiting ………
Our approved 140, DOB, A number, and I-485 receipt number information are
listed as follow:
Your help will be highly appreciated
Sincerely
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p*i
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NO.1
“是什么让你走上了中国好声音的舞台?” “是我的大腿”
NO.2
有一舍友的手机铃声是婴儿的哭声。一天,舍友上厕所,便秘,在厕所里待了很久。只
听他大叫一声,啊~~话音未落手机铃声响起,从此他在学校出名了。。。
NO.3
“大哥!你看,那货早上去抢劫银行被抓了!我们还是晚上去吧?” “你个傻B!你不
知道干坏事的早晚都会被抓吗!听哥的,咱们中午去!!!”
NO.4
过年去老家,肚子不舒服,找了个学校公厕,农村小学,一排蹲坑那种,拉一半,看见
一烟头从窗户丢进来,还好反应快,没丢头上,掉坑里了,3秒后,当下面的翔到处飞
翔的时候,我才明白,大喊,草哪个混蛋丢的炮仗!
NO.5
“我失业了”
“为什么?”
“今天早上坐出租车把手机丢了,司机捡到后,打给了手机通讯录上标示为“儿子”的
人, 下午,公司老板把我叫到办公室,很和气地让我坐下,然后拿起手机就往我脸上
砸。”
NO.6
以前卖衣服,有个顾客就问我“你这么能说,工资应该很高吧?”我严肃的说到“我平
时不这样的,只有看到美女的时候才能说会道” 结果这货瞪了我一眼“少贫,我刚看
中的那几件都包起来吧”
NO.7
记得小时候我很喜欢吃黑巧克力。有次在家里闹小脾气。缠着老妈买黑巧克力。 没一
会老妈就买了一袋回来。我高兴的拿起来就吃。 吃完一块,感觉味道怪怪的。还在滴
黑色奶油。 只见老妈面不改色的说:今天碰巧黑巧克力卖完了,我就买了点白巧克力
泡了下墨水,吃吧,看着差不多了。 还好我这么多年算是挺过来了
NO.8
妹妹:“哥,你在写什么?” “数学” “我看看” “看吧” “哥,你明明在做英语
,哪里数学!一群英文字母你居然算出数字答案!” 我沉默了,妹妹你还小,数学的
凶恶你不懂....
NO.9
儿子:“老爸,刚才我路上不小心刮花了一辆兰博基尼,他要我陪2万块” 爸爸:“你
真让人操心,我去哪里弄2万块来啊” 儿子:“是啊,所以我一气之下把他车砸了后,
他要我陪500万” 爸爸:“你这逆子,把你卖了都赔不起呀” 儿子:“是啊,所以我
一气之下,当众把车主捅死了” 爸爸:“你要气死老爸啊,看我不打死你!” 儿子:
“老爸,刚才跟你开玩笑呢,我只是高考只考了168分,现在是不是比较容易接受了”
爸爸:“..."
NO.10
公交车上碰到一个高富帅,190的身高,那头发,那眼镜,那长相,那拿着普拉斯的姿
势,浑身上下都透漏着帅气的气息,连接通了电话叫的那一声“老公”都那么迷人。
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z*8
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thanks
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Z*a
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bless

【在 p*******q 的大作中提到】
: hehe, waiting for them to cook me........
: Aug 25, 2014
: From: XXXXX, XXXXXXX, and XXXXXX
: To
: Senator of United States, District of the State of XXXXXXXa
: Senator of United States, District of the State of Texas
: Congressman of United States, District of the State of Texas
: USCIS
: First Lady’s Office
: USCIS Ombudsman Liaison Unit

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d*a
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OMG! SO COMPLICATED!
All the best!
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o*p
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bless~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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x*2
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bless
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G*D
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bless
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l*6
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bless

【在 p*******q 的大作中提到】
: hehe, waiting for them to cook me........
: Aug 25, 2014
: From: XXXXX, XXXXXXX, and XXXXXX
: To
: Senator of United States, District of the State of XXXXXXXa
: Senator of United States, District of the State of Texas
: Congressman of United States, District of the State of Texas
: USCIS
: First Lady’s Office
: USCIS Ombudsman Liaison Unit

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