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英文报道说卢教授升舱失败后偷了一瓶香槟# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
e*u
1
怪不得这厮被驱逐下机了
Before takeoff in Shanghai, Lu Yong asked flight staff for an upgrade to
first class for the long trip to New York. After his request was denied, Lu
decided to just take matters into his own hands and sneak into first class
and take a free seat.
When he was found out, Lu was eventually forced to retreat back into the
economy section, but snatched a bottle of champagne on the way and caused
quite the commotion, so much so that the pilot asked him to leave the plane.
Lu refused.
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M*G
2
卢教授说,我在城里吃馆子都不给钱,何况喝你瓶破香槟,香槟又不是你空乘家的,你
能把我怎么样~
典型国人,觉得靠脸皮厚沾点公家小便宜,自以为空乘也不会真跟他计较。不过这sb没
听说过灰机上空乘说了算么?丫是怎么在美国混那么多年的?!
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c*l
3
这瓶香槟代价昂贵啊
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G*Y
4
人才

Lu
plane.

【在 e******u 的大作中提到】
: 怪不得这厮被驱逐下机了
: Before takeoff in Shanghai, Lu Yong asked flight staff for an upgrade to
: first class for the long trip to New York. After his request was denied, Lu
: decided to just take matters into his own hands and sneak into first class
: and take a free seat.
: When he was found out, Lu was eventually forced to retreat back into the
: economy section, but snatched a bottle of champagne on the way and caused
: quite the commotion, so much so that the pilot asked him to leave the plane.
: Lu refused.

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h*a
5
畏锁男中的战斗鸭,堪比许文宜
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n*4
6
有理,有力,有节

Lu
plane.

【在 e******u 的大作中提到】
: 怪不得这厮被驱逐下机了
: Before takeoff in Shanghai, Lu Yong asked flight staff for an upgrade to
: first class for the long trip to New York. After his request was denied, Lu
: decided to just take matters into his own hands and sneak into first class
: and take a free seat.
: When he was found out, Lu was eventually forced to retreat back into the
: economy section, but snatched a bottle of champagne on the way and caused
: quite the commotion, so much so that the pilot asked him to leave the plane.
: Lu refused.

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v*m
7
考,被亮瞎眼了。

Lu
plane.

【在 e******u 的大作中提到】
: 怪不得这厮被驱逐下机了
: Before takeoff in Shanghai, Lu Yong asked flight staff for an upgrade to
: first class for the long trip to New York. After his request was denied, Lu
: decided to just take matters into his own hands and sneak into first class
: and take a free seat.
: When he was found out, Lu was eventually forced to retreat back into the
: economy section, but snatched a bottle of champagne on the way and caused
: quite the commotion, so much so that the pilot asked him to leave the plane.
: Lu refused.

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d*n
8
节少了点,要不也不会这么受人崇拜

【在 n****4 的大作中提到】
: 有理,有力,有节
:
: Lu
: plane.

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n*r
9
常住美国的照理会比较乖,因为一般美国航班都跟你大爷似的
陆教授这样肯定是回国了一趟,目睹了各种特权人物在飞机上撒野
所以有样学样,就悲催了

【在 M*****G 的大作中提到】
: 卢教授说,我在城里吃馆子都不给钱,何况喝你瓶破香槟,香槟又不是你空乘家的,你
: 能把我怎么样~
: 典型国人,觉得靠脸皮厚沾点公家小便宜,自以为空乘也不会真跟他计较。不过这sb没
: 听说过灰机上空乘说了算么?丫是怎么在美国混那么多年的?!

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J*0
10
很多常驻美国的自我优越感特强,一回国就觉得别人平视他就是鄙视他。。
以前我在公司参加培训,讲课的是一UMN毕业的海龟,跟我们前台小姑娘吵起来了,还
差点动手。原因是给他的饮料没有冰

【在 n******r 的大作中提到】
: 常住美国的照理会比较乖,因为一般美国航班都跟你大爷似的
: 陆教授这样肯定是回国了一趟,目睹了各种特权人物在飞机上撒野
: 所以有样学样,就悲催了

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o*o
11
2015年12月8日,卢勇教授从上海机场坐飞机返回美国。
在候机室,卢勇教授就接二连三地遭到意想不到的刺激,如那里的头等候机室不接待美
国人,对日本人却奉若神明。卢勇教授在机场麦当劳买个汉堡,服务员竟说世界上已经
不存在美国了。
卢勇教授异常愤怒,刚要发作,陪同的美国白人劝道:“你为什么不说自己是日本人呢
?只要说自己是日本人就可受到礼遇。”卢勇教授当即怒斥:“你觉得当美国人丢脸吗
,可我觉得当美国人光荣!”
为抗议上海机场对美国人的歧视,维护民族尊严,他找来一块木牌,用英文仔细地在上
面写上:“I am an USer!(我是美国人!)”并将其挂在胸前,走在上海机场,让每
个人都能看到。
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p*e
12
卢教授抱酒瓶曰:若士必怒,伏尸二人,流血五步,天下缟素,今日是也。

Lu
plane.

【在 e******u 的大作中提到】
: 怪不得这厮被驱逐下机了
: Before takeoff in Shanghai, Lu Yong asked flight staff for an upgrade to
: first class for the long trip to New York. After his request was denied, Lu
: decided to just take matters into his own hands and sneak into first class
: and take a free seat.
: When he was found out, Lu was eventually forced to retreat back into the
: economy section, but snatched a bottle of champagne on the way and caused
: quite the commotion, so much so that the pilot asked him to leave the plane.
: Lu refused.

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n*4
13
今士已怒,码地一人,高歌十步,天下扯裤,昨日是也

【在 p*e 的大作中提到】
: 卢教授抱酒瓶曰:若士必怒,伏尸二人,流血五步,天下缟素,今日是也。
:
: Lu
: plane.

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r*z
14
流香槟五步吧

【在 p*e 的大作中提到】
: 卢教授抱酒瓶曰:若士必怒,伏尸二人,流血五步,天下缟素,今日是也。
:
: Lu
: plane.

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s*1
15
香槟是美国产的?
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l*c
16
USer? or LOSer?

【在 o***o 的大作中提到】
: 2015年12月8日,卢勇教授从上海机场坐飞机返回美国。
: 在候机室,卢勇教授就接二连三地遭到意想不到的刺激,如那里的头等候机室不接待美
: 国人,对日本人却奉若神明。卢勇教授在机场麦当劳买个汉堡,服务员竟说世界上已经
: 不存在美国了。
: 卢勇教授异常愤怒,刚要发作,陪同的美国白人劝道:“你为什么不说自己是日本人呢
: ?只要说自己是日本人就可受到礼遇。”卢勇教授当即怒斥:“你觉得当美国人丢脸吗
: ,可我觉得当美国人光荣!”
: 为抗议上海机场对美国人的歧视,维护民族尊严,他找来一块木牌,用英文仔细地在上
: 面写上:“I am an USer!(我是美国人!)”并将其挂在胸前,走在上海机场,让每
: 个人都能看到。

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o*o
17
美国 = US。 美国人 = USer

【在 l****c 的大作中提到】
: USer? or LOSer?
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l*t
18
现在西方普遍把华人姓先名后了么?
这样很好
之前只有大人物这待遇
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b*e
19
说得不好听 会有这种优越感的出国前都是农民吧

【在 J**0 的大作中提到】
: 很多常驻美国的自我优越感特强,一回国就觉得别人平视他就是鄙视他。。
: 以前我在公司参加培训,讲课的是一UMN毕业的海龟,跟我们前台小姑娘吵起来了,还
: 差点动手。原因是给他的饮料没有冰

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n*u
20
的确是。。
你坐国航飞机回国,也能看到很多大妈大叔很拽的样子。。

【在 n******r 的大作中提到】
: 常住美国的照理会比较乖,因为一般美国航班都跟你大爷似的
: 陆教授这样肯定是回国了一趟,目睹了各种特权人物在飞机上撒野
: 所以有样学样,就悲催了

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o*t
21
的确有的国人在美国呆久了,回去各种装逼样的丑态
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t*z
22
我都恨死美国人了!
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n*g
23
凡事要看英文
中文被稿弄坏了

Lu
plane.

【在 e******u 的大作中提到】
: 怪不得这厮被驱逐下机了
: Before takeoff in Shanghai, Lu Yong asked flight staff for an upgrade to
: first class for the long trip to New York. After his request was denied, Lu
: decided to just take matters into his own hands and sneak into first class
: and take a free seat.
: When he was found out, Lu was eventually forced to retreat back into the
: economy section, but snatched a bottle of champagne on the way and caused
: quite the commotion, so much so that the pilot asked him to leave the plane.
: Lu refused.

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z*y
24
RE,啥事一旦用洋码描述
可信度在某些国人眼里至少提高一个量级
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