H*g
2 楼
【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: juanxi (胡安克塞,胡认穷,字服老), 信区: Military
标 题: 给军版将军名媛讲个故事,包你今年摆脱单身
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Mar 4 18:09:35 2016, 美东)
从前有个小女巫,出门忘了带扫帚飞行器,只得走了很长一段路,简直累坏了。她
敲开了一个俊朗少年的窗户,想借一把扫帚。少年看看小女巫,为难地说:“我这儿只
有吸尘器。”小女巫看看少年,面露失望。不想少年提议道:“你可以留下来休息休息
,我们一起做一把扫帚吧。”小女巫欣然同意。后来,他们一起做了一把新的扫帚,还
组建了一个新的家庭。很多年后,男主人看着满地玩耍的孩子,搂着他的女巫妻子,神
秘兮兮地说:“其实,家里当年是有扫帚的。”没想到,可爱的女巫妻子也眨眨眼,神
秘兮兮地说:“其实,扫帚和吸尘器我都有驾照哦!”
爱情嘛,不是比武擂台,有什么、会什么都亮出来,这样未必能赢得胜利。无论是
少年藏起了扫帚,还是女巫隐瞒了自己的本事,他们把自己“有的”藏起来了,却让爱
情开始发生。
发信人: juanxi (胡安克塞,胡认穷,字服老), 信区: Military
标 题: 给军版将军名媛讲个故事,包你今年摆脱单身
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Mar 4 18:09:35 2016, 美东)
从前有个小女巫,出门忘了带扫帚飞行器,只得走了很长一段路,简直累坏了。她
敲开了一个俊朗少年的窗户,想借一把扫帚。少年看看小女巫,为难地说:“我这儿只
有吸尘器。”小女巫看看少年,面露失望。不想少年提议道:“你可以留下来休息休息
,我们一起做一把扫帚吧。”小女巫欣然同意。后来,他们一起做了一把新的扫帚,还
组建了一个新的家庭。很多年后,男主人看着满地玩耍的孩子,搂着他的女巫妻子,神
秘兮兮地说:“其实,家里当年是有扫帚的。”没想到,可爱的女巫妻子也眨眨眼,神
秘兮兮地说:“其实,扫帚和吸尘器我都有驾照哦!”
爱情嘛,不是比武擂台,有什么、会什么都亮出来,这样未必能赢得胜利。无论是
少年藏起了扫帚,还是女巫隐瞒了自己的本事,他们把自己“有的”藏起来了,却让爱
情开始发生。
H*g
4 楼
发信人: Friiday (不欺人,不跪人), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: 给军版将军名媛讲个故事,包你今年摆脱单身
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Mar 4 18:57:38 2016, 美东)
从前有个小名媛,出门忘了带振动按摩棒,只得走了很长一段路,简直累坏了。她
敲开了juanxi的窗户,想借一把按摩棒。juanxi看看小名媛,为难地说:“我这儿只
有飞机杯。”小名媛看看juanxi,面露失望。不想juanxi提议道:“你可以留下来休息
休息
,我们一起做一把按摩棒吧。”小名媛欣然同意。后来,他们一起做了一把新的按摩棒
,还
组建了一个新的家庭。很多年后,男主人看着满地玩耍的孩子,搂着他的名媛妻子,神
秘兮兮地说:“其实,家里当年是有按摩棒的,我喜欢用它戳屁眼。”没想到,可爱的
名媛妻子也眨眨眼,神秘兮兮地说:“其实,洞洞和鸡鸡我都有哦!”
标 题: Re: 给军版将军名媛讲个故事,包你今年摆脱单身
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Mar 4 18:57:38 2016, 美东)
从前有个小名媛,出门忘了带振动按摩棒,只得走了很长一段路,简直累坏了。她
敲开了juanxi的窗户,想借一把按摩棒。juanxi看看小名媛,为难地说:“我这儿只
有飞机杯。”小名媛看看juanxi,面露失望。不想juanxi提议道:“你可以留下来休息
休息
,我们一起做一把按摩棒吧。”小名媛欣然同意。后来,他们一起做了一把新的按摩棒
,还
组建了一个新的家庭。很多年后,男主人看着满地玩耍的孩子,搂着他的名媛妻子,神
秘兮兮地说:“其实,家里当年是有按摩棒的,我喜欢用它戳屁眼。”没想到,可爱的
名媛妻子也眨眨眼,神秘兮兮地说:“其实,洞洞和鸡鸡我都有哦!”
w*s
5 楼
maybe they want to increase the pressure on China?
"Under Strauss-Kahn, the IMF has exerted only modest pressure on that nation
, aware that China is an important emerging power. The IMF, which once had
as many as 3,000 employees before down-sizing, is based near Foggy Bottom.
Strauss-Kahn’s deputy, John Lipsky, has already announced his departure for
later this summer."
“With Strauss-Kahn’s departure, the IMF can no longer be counted on to
watch Europe’s back as it becomes increasingly clear that the EU-IMF
program in Greece is not working.”
【在 d***s 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 银子暴涨?
: 股票暴跌?
: 影响为零?
"Under Strauss-Kahn, the IMF has exerted only modest pressure on that nation
, aware that China is an important emerging power. The IMF, which once had
as many as 3,000 employees before down-sizing, is based near Foggy Bottom.
Strauss-Kahn’s deputy, John Lipsky, has already announced his departure for
later this summer."
“With Strauss-Kahn’s departure, the IMF can no longer be counted on to
watch Europe’s back as it becomes increasingly clear that the EU-IMF
program in Greece is not working.”
【在 d***s 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 银子暴涨?
: 股票暴跌?
: 影响为零?
f*n
6 楼
飞机杯是啥
Y*r
7 楼
date will drop, it lost a big customer
b*2
9 楼
美国不可能通过自残向中国施压
nation
for
【在 w******s 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: maybe they want to increase the pressure on China?
: "Under Strauss-Kahn, the IMF has exerted only modest pressure on that nation
: , aware that China is an important emerging power. The IMF, which once had
: as many as 3,000 employees before down-sizing, is based near Foggy Bottom.
: Strauss-Kahn’s deputy, John Lipsky, has already announced his departure for
: later this summer."
: “With Strauss-Kahn’s departure, the IMF can no longer be counted on to
: watch Europe’s back as it becomes increasingly clear that the EU-IMF
: program in Greece is not working.”
nation
for
【在 w******s 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: maybe they want to increase the pressure on China?
: "Under Strauss-Kahn, the IMF has exerted only modest pressure on that nation
: , aware that China is an important emerging power. The IMF, which once had
: as many as 3,000 employees before down-sizing, is based near Foggy Bottom.
: Strauss-Kahn’s deputy, John Lipsky, has already announced his departure for
: later this summer."
: “With Strauss-Kahn’s departure, the IMF can no longer be counted on to
: watch Europe’s back as it becomes increasingly clear that the EU-IMF
: program in Greece is not working.”
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