机智化解尴尬，胡小毛撩得一手好妹！（转载）# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
j*y
1 楼
VIT keeps waterfalling everyday.
got some at 27 the other day, but now -10%...
still worth holding?
got some at 27 the other day, but now -10%...
still worth holding?
l*p
2 楼
胡小毛无事瞎逛，在公园里遇着一大爷正等棋友，大爷见小毛也是一人，便邀请小
毛下棋。小毛有些紧张，执红先行下了第一步后，大爷沉默了。一会大爷说：“你刚学
下象棋吧？”胡小毛：“老爷子怎么知道的？”“我在这儿下棋十几年了，第一步先走
帅的人真不多。”
胡秋林感叹：“为什么？？？农民，小姐，同志这些词的意思都变了。”隔壁老王
：“变就变了吧，不就这几个吗，又不多！”胡秋林：“不多？现在提起波涛汹涌，你
还能想到大海吗，提起木耳你还能想到干货吗，提起黄瓜你还能想到蔬菜吗，提起苍老
师，你还能想到学校吗？”
胡秋林生日，刘香娥去买了个大蛋糕回来，蛋糕上写着诸葛藏藏仁波切，家里人都
纳闷：诸葛藏藏仁波切是谁呀？刘香娥自豪滴说：“我就是想让蛋糕店老板多挤点奶油。
胡小毛相亲，见面刚坐下小毛就打了个大喷嚏，介绍人正尴尬这有点难堪，只见胡
小毛默默的抬起头说：“对不起，我对漂亮过敏。”
火车上，胡秋林对乘务员说：“给我来瓶可乐，多少钱？” 乘务员：“8块。”
胡秋林：“多大一瓶的？”乘务员：“就是外面卖3块钱的那种!”
胡秋林跟发小一起吃饭。席间，酒有点上头了。发小开玩笑说胡秋林媳妇长得丑，
胡秋林忍无可忍，破口大骂:“你个憨逼吃饭时能不能不提这么恶心的事儿？””
刘香娥花大价钱买了支百年老参炖了碗参汤给胡小毛喝，却忘了放糖。胡秋林批评
她说：“你怎么糖都不放？” 然后端起参汤一饮而尽，“再苦我也不能苦了娃子。
毛下棋。小毛有些紧张，执红先行下了第一步后，大爷沉默了。一会大爷说：“你刚学
下象棋吧？”胡小毛：“老爷子怎么知道的？”“我在这儿下棋十几年了，第一步先走
帅的人真不多。”
胡秋林感叹：“为什么？？？农民，小姐，同志这些词的意思都变了。”隔壁老王
：“变就变了吧，不就这几个吗，又不多！”胡秋林：“不多？现在提起波涛汹涌，你
还能想到大海吗，提起木耳你还能想到干货吗，提起黄瓜你还能想到蔬菜吗，提起苍老
师，你还能想到学校吗？”
胡秋林生日，刘香娥去买了个大蛋糕回来，蛋糕上写着诸葛藏藏仁波切，家里人都
纳闷：诸葛藏藏仁波切是谁呀？刘香娥自豪滴说：“我就是想让蛋糕店老板多挤点奶油。
胡小毛相亲，见面刚坐下小毛就打了个大喷嚏，介绍人正尴尬这有点难堪，只见胡
小毛默默的抬起头说：“对不起，我对漂亮过敏。”
火车上，胡秋林对乘务员说：“给我来瓶可乐，多少钱？” 乘务员：“8块。”
胡秋林：“多大一瓶的？”乘务员：“就是外面卖3块钱的那种!”
胡秋林跟发小一起吃饭。席间，酒有点上头了。发小开玩笑说胡秋林媳妇长得丑，
胡秋林忍无可忍，破口大骂:“你个憨逼吃饭时能不能不提这么恶心的事儿？””
刘香娥花大价钱买了支百年老参炖了碗参汤给胡小毛喝，却忘了放糖。胡秋林批评
她说：“你怎么糖都不放？” 然后端起参汤一饮而尽，“再苦我也不能苦了娃子。
g*u
3 楼
Lots of IT folks gave high regard to this one.
Don't know why it is being dumped like no tomorrow.
【在 j***y 的大作中提到】
: VIT keeps waterfalling everyday.
: got some at 27 the other day, but now -10%...
: still worth holding?
Don't know why it is being dumped like no tomorrow.
【在 j***y 的大作中提到】
: VIT keeps waterfalling everyday.
: got some at 27 the other day, but now -10%...
: still worth holding?
r*g
4 楼
头步起帅，是让双先，不算笑话。
g*u
5 楼
This stocks seems very dangerous.
I'd think twice before AD. Position sizing is key at this point.
The plunge was triggered by disappointing ER. More importantly, wage
inflation and impact thereof on this stock are likely to persist and perhaps
intensify over foreseeable future. Its business model is particularly
susceptible to labor cost and exchange rate risks.
【在 j***y 的大作中提到】
: VIT keeps waterfalling everyday.
: got some at 27 the other day, but now -10%...
: still worth holding?
I'd think twice before AD. Position sizing is key at this point.
The plunge was triggered by disappointing ER. More importantly, wage
inflation and impact thereof on this stock are likely to persist and perhaps
intensify over foreseeable future. Its business model is particularly
susceptible to labor cost and exchange rate risks.
【在 j***y 的大作中提到】
: VIT keeps waterfalling everyday.
: got some at 27 the other day, but now -10%...
: still worth holding?
M*k
6 楼
but he was using Red...
【在 r*g 的大作中提到】
: 头步起帅，是让双先，不算笑话。
【在 r*g 的大作中提到】
: 头步起帅，是让双先，不算笑话。
g*u
7 楼
这个丑大了!
闭门思过。
TA群众一般认为今天很牛。
perhaps
【在 g*****u 的大作中提到】
: This stocks seems very dangerous.
: I'd think twice before AD. Position sizing is key at this point.
: The plunge was triggered by disappointing ER. More importantly, wage
: inflation and impact thereof on this stock are likely to persist and perhaps
: intensify over foreseeable future. Its business model is particularly
: susceptible to labor cost and exchange rate risks.
闭门思过。
TA群众一般认为今天很牛。
perhaps
【在 g*****u 的大作中提到】
: This stocks seems very dangerous.
: I'd think twice before AD. Position sizing is key at this point.
: The plunge was triggered by disappointing ER. More importantly, wage
: inflation and impact thereof on this stock are likely to persist and perhaps
: intensify over foreseeable future. Its business model is particularly
: susceptible to labor cost and exchange rate risks.
l*t
8 楼
诸葛藏藏仁波切
Lol
Lol
h*o
9 楼
老猫来了！欢迎！
【在 l****t 的大作中提到】
: 诸葛藏藏仁波切
: Lol
【在 l****t 的大作中提到】
: 诸葛藏藏仁波切
: Lol
l*t
10 楼
呵呵
【在 h****o 的大作中提到】
: 老猫来了！欢迎！
【在 h****o 的大作中提到】
: 老猫来了！欢迎！
h*e
11 楼
胡家确实人才辈出
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