Trump the President# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
S*l
1 楼
后来
词By SP
后来 我总算学会了 如何去买
可惜deal 早已远去 消失在人海
后来终于在眼泪中明白
有些Deal 一旦错过就不再
词By SP
后来 我总算学会了 如何去买
可惜deal 早已远去 消失在人海
后来终于在眼泪中明白
有些Deal 一旦错过就不再
A*e
2 楼
刚才查状态，说昨天card已经寄出了，大约多久能收到？
S*C
3 楼
--credit goes to howaya
Trump wins the general election and, as President, is spending his first
night in the White House. He's about to turn in when, all of a sudden, the
ghost of George Washington appears.
Being an opportunist he asks George, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, in a ghostly way, "Never tell a lie." Oh, that's Hillary's
problem, Trump responds. You are a real disappointment George. I'm going
to sleep.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Trump says, "How
can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, in a ghostly way, "Listen to
the people." Why should I do that? I'm a really smart guy - usually the
smartest in any room, Trump continues. Heck, I went to Wharton! Thanks for
nothin'. I'm going to sleep.
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Trump says to himself
, I'm finally going to get a straight answer; this is honest Abe, after all.
And so he asks one more time, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln
responds, in a ghostly way .......
"Go to the theater."
Trump wins the general election and, as President, is spending his first
night in the White House. He's about to turn in when, all of a sudden, the
ghost of George Washington appears.
Being an opportunist he asks George, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, in a ghostly way, "Never tell a lie." Oh, that's Hillary's
problem, Trump responds. You are a real disappointment George. I'm going
to sleep.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Trump says, "How
can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, in a ghostly way, "Listen to
the people." Why should I do that? I'm a really smart guy - usually the
smartest in any room, Trump continues. Heck, I went to Wharton! Thanks for
nothin'. I'm going to sleep.
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Trump says to himself
, I'm finally going to get a straight answer; this is honest Abe, after all.
And so he asks one more time, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln
responds, in a ghostly way .......
"Go to the theater."
h*7
4 楼
7-10天一般，快的也有5天
k*l
5 楼
这个包袱真长
s
【在 S**C 的大作中提到】
: --credit goes to howaya
: Trump wins the general election and, as President, is spending his first
: night in the White House. He's about to turn in when, all of a sudden, the
: ghost of George Washington appears.
: Being an opportunist he asks George, "How can I best serve my country?"
: Washington says, in a ghostly way, "Never tell a lie." Oh, that's Hillary's
: problem, Trump responds. You are a real disappointment George. I'm going
: to sleep.
: The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Trump says, "How
: can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, in a ghostly way, "Listen to
s
【在 S**C 的大作中提到】
: --credit goes to howaya
: Trump wins the general election and, as President, is spending his first
: night in the White House. He's about to turn in when, all of a sudden, the
: ghost of George Washington appears.
: Being an opportunist he asks George, "How can I best serve my country?"
: Washington says, in a ghostly way, "Never tell a lie." Oh, that's Hillary's
: problem, Trump responds. You are a real disappointment George. I'm going
: to sleep.
: The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Trump says, "How
: can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, in a ghostly way, "Listen to
H*g
6 楼
原创？这个水平很高啊。
c*e
7 楼
不觉得能猜到么
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 原创？这个水平很高啊。
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 原创？这个水平很高啊。
H*g
8 楼
写得惟妙惟肖，不光是包袱的事
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】
: 不觉得能猜到么
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】
: 不觉得能猜到么
e*3
9 楼
上次看到这个好像是十几年前。主角是布什
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 写得惟妙惟肖，不光是包袱的事
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 写得惟妙惟肖，不光是包袱的事
d*f
10 楼
看起来也就坑你爹听了林肯的话
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 写得惟妙惟肖，不光是包袱的事
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 写得惟妙惟肖，不光是包袱的事
f*y
11 楼
好
s
【在 S**C 的大作中提到】
: --credit goes to howaya
: Trump wins the general election and, as President, is spending his first
: night in the White House. He's about to turn in when, all of a sudden, the
: ghost of George Washington appears.
: Being an opportunist he asks George, "How can I best serve my country?"
: Washington says, in a ghostly way, "Never tell a lie." Oh, that's Hillary's
: problem, Trump responds. You are a real disappointment George. I'm going
: to sleep.
: The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Trump says, "How
: can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, in a ghostly way, "Listen to
s
【在 S**C 的大作中提到】
: --credit goes to howaya
: Trump wins the general election and, as President, is spending his first
: night in the White House. He's about to turn in when, all of a sudden, the
: ghost of George Washington appears.
: Being an opportunist he asks George, "How can I best serve my country?"
: Washington says, in a ghostly way, "Never tell a lie." Oh, that's Hillary's
: problem, Trump responds. You are a real disappointment George. I'm going
: to sleep.
: The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Trump says, "How
: can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, in a ghostly way, "Listen to
c*e
12 楼
你是原来的假故事么
记得销号了啊。
【在 f*******y 的大作中提到】
: 好
:
: s
记得销号了啊。
【在 f*******y 的大作中提到】
: 好
:
: s
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