--credit goes to howaya
Trump wins the general election and, as President, is spending his first
night in the White House. He's about to turn in when, all of a sudden, the
ghost of George Washington appears.
Being an opportunist he asks George, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, in a ghostly way, "Never tell a lie." Oh, that's Hillary's
problem, Trump responds. You are a real disappointment George. I'm going
to sleep.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Trump says, "How
can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, in a ghostly way, "Listen to
the people." Why should I do that? I'm a really smart guy - usually the
smartest in any room, Trump continues. Heck, I went to Wharton! Thanks for
nothin'. I'm going to sleep.
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Trump says to himself
, I'm finally going to get a straight answer; this is honest Abe, after all.
And so he asks one more time, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln
responds, in a ghostly way .......
"Go to the theater."