Physics Jokes# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender
says, "for you? no charge."
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One says "shit, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive"
Physics quote of the day: Anything that doesn't matter has no mass.
According to Einstein's Theory of Relatives, the probability of in-laws
visiting you is directly proportional to how much you feel like being left
alone.
There is a sign in Munich that reads, "Heisenberg might have slept here."
says, "for you? no charge."
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One says "shit, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive"
Physics quote of the day: Anything that doesn't matter has no mass.
According to Einstein's Theory of Relatives, the probability of in-laws
visiting you is directly proportional to how much you feel like being left
alone.
There is a sign in Munich that reads, "Heisenberg might have slept here."
