l*t
2 楼
【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military
标 题: 笑死我了 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 7 20:13:10 2016, 美东)
发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: USANews
标 题: 笑死我了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 7 20:11:51 2016, 美东)
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a
shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a
cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about
giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the
ticket. I called him a 'N)azi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for
having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he
wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused
him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on
the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper
sticker that said, 'Vote for Hillary 2016'. I try to have a little fun each
day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military
标 题: 笑死我了 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 7 20:13:10 2016, 美东)
发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: USANews
标 题: 笑死我了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 7 20:11:51 2016, 美东)
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a
shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a
cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about
giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the
ticket. I called him a 'N)azi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for
having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he
wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused
him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on
the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper
sticker that said, 'Vote for Hillary 2016'. I try to have a little fun each
day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
a*d
3 楼
welcome back.
H*g
4 楼
哈哈哈
l*t
6 楼
后边一点是新的
呵呵
呵呵
W*r
9 楼
跳
l*s
10 楼
其实就是经常戳到很多老中的痛处而已,没什么方法整你,就只能封你了
m*8
16 楼
welcome back
S*g
17 楼
在网上做版主,也能轻而易举地钳制网友的正当言论。
还能靠封人向用得着的ID卖好。
难怪。
还能靠封人向用得着的ID卖好。
难怪。
s*r
19 楼
我原来真以为你是老刑雇来打工的。
现在看来又不像。
你老整天在这版上绞尽脑汁,为了什么?
有钱赚吗?
还是有了一定点击数,老刑给你5毛?
您老没工作吗?
还是政府工作,整天不用干活,天天泡网?
拜托,以后再有大作,务必请加Prefix【StephenKing】
记住,是前缀,不是后缀,拜托。
现在看来又不像。
你老整天在这版上绞尽脑汁,为了什么?
有钱赚吗?
还是有了一定点击数,老刑给你5毛?
您老没工作吗?
还是政府工作,整天不用干活,天天泡网?
拜托,以后再有大作,务必请加Prefix【StephenKing】
记住,是前缀,不是后缀,拜托。
N*2
22 楼
难怪冷清了许多
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