纽约D线地铁，某蛇精病女兜售蛐蛐和肉虫。然后被某二毬打了。然后发作，把虫子天
女散花了。然后又有一二毬被吓的拉了紧急制动闸。然后一车皮人在曼哈顿桥上困了半
小时。
A crazy woman trying to sell bugs on the D train last night got heckled,
freaked out, and then threw bugs on everyone, as the New York Post reports.
If you’re wondering what it’s like to live and commute in the New York
City subway system, here you go.
You can see a video of the sadly disturbed woman here, which was apparently
taken after some horrific kid punched her and then she threw bugs and
crickets on people.
She and everyone else on the train freaked out, and one person pulled the
emergency cord. Big mistake. The train ended up stuck in between stations on
the Manhattan Bridge. The air conditioning cut out. The woman peed on the
floor. The Post gave this first-person account of a 29-year-old on the train
with the woman, describing the “pandemonium” in the car:
“She was banging on the doors and trying to climb out the windows. Everyone
had crickets on their arms. My girlfriend was crying,” said Calabrese. “
Then some men were trying to hold her down and she started trying to throw
up on them.”
Certainly selling bugs on the D train is the definition of a bad idea, but
let me be extra clear that whoever threw that punch is the villain here. Don
’t punch anyone, much less a clearly disturbed woman holding hundreds of
bugs. And dear god don’t ever pull the emergency brake. That is something
only Bad New Yorkers do.
After half an hour, the train got rolling again and police, waiting at the
next station, quickly removed the woman.
The D train is as real as it gets.
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