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二娃段子：姑姑，我想通了，我还是以学业为重！ zz

二娃段子：姑姑，我想通了，我还是以学业为重！ zz# Joke - 肚皮舞运动

s*72016-09-06 07:09

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A limit order can be triggered during after hours but not pre market hours?
how about stop orders? Anyone?
I'm using scottrade.

s*y2016-09-06 07:09

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就是那种软底的。。
谢谢

l*p2016-09-06 07:09

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今天坐公交，前面一对母子。可能是孩子的生日快到了，就听妈妈给孩子讲:楠楠呀，
孩子的生日就是妈妈的苦难日……
孩子一听，咕噜就从妈妈腿上蹦下来了，一摆手:你快拉倒吧，你坐月子吃家里多少鸡
蛋，别以为我不知道！
【精选段子】
1.记得有一年，玩网游，战队正在奋战杀boss，突然一大姐说：你们先玩，我让我弟弟
帮我玩下，我去医院生个孩子。我们整个战队都沸腾了。本以为许久不会见到此大姐
，没想到第二天，大姐上线，说了句“孩子生完了，我让我老公把电脑给我拿医院来了
，几点集合？”
神回复：太特么敬业，就像鸡下蛋一样
2.今天这个情人节过得还算可以，可是这右手有点抽筋呀！段友门你们呢！
神回复：唉！不知道我未来的老婆今晚在谁的胯下，别用太大力啊哥们！
3.闲着没事，去调戏一下移动客服客服妹子：有什么可以帮助您的吗我：我手机卡掉
了咋办啊客服妹子：拿上您的身份证去营业厅补办就行了我：哦，那我弯腰捡起来不
行吗妹子沉默片刻：根据您的情况不建议您这样做我：为啥啊客服妹子：怕您脑袋
里面的水会倒出来我：XXX
神回复：移动客服的反杀
4.今天，侄儿入学读一年级了。他在幼儿园喜欢的女孩没有分在同一个班，早上一直哭
闹着不肯去上学。中午回家，侄儿却一本正经的对我说 : “姑姑，我想通了，我还是
以学业为重！！”我正要夸他几句，这时嫂子说 : “屁！他现在的同桌比幼儿园那个
小敏漂亮多了！”
神回复：还是个孩子啊！这么早就想捅了？呸！该死的输入法，是通！
5.在网上买了个便宜的充电宝。回来迫不及待的使用了，给手机充电，半个小时过去了
发现手机没电了，充电宝原来百分之八十的电现在变成了百分百了
神回复：你赚到了，这是少之又少的吸电宝
6.周六加班到中午快两点时，由于我手头上的工作老板催得急，一直没吃午饭。这时旁
边办公桌妹子，递给了我两块巧克力，心里面特别感激，连忙道谢。这时候妹子对我说
：别客气，这巧克力昨天刚过保质期，我只是觉得扔掉怪可惜的！
神回复：晚上你拿着两个避孕套，别误会，明天就要过期了，我觉得扔掉怪可惜的。

s*72016-09-06 07:09

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ding1

a*e2016-09-06 07:09

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if u mean suede/leather sole for ballroom dancing, there is one on the
second floor of the square @ grape crossing el camino in sunnyvale.

n*d2016-09-06 07:09

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This is an excerpt from a thread in the tradeking forum:
"The stop limit order also offers you a little added protection in case your
short position makes unexpected gains in the after market. If you only had
a stop in place and the security open above your stop, you would be filled
at the open at potentially an unexpected high price. If you use the stop
limit, you can ensure that even if the security opens above your stock, you
still only execute at a price you are willing to accept. If you have any
further questions, feel free to give us a call."
It does not answer your question in full, nor does it necessarily apply for
Scottrade. Someone else should probably chime in on this.

s*y2016-09-06 07:09

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谢谢不是跳ballroomo的
是这种

【在 a*****e 的大作中提到】

: if u mean suede/leather sole for ballroom dancing, there is one on the
: second floor of the square @ grape crossing el camino in sunnyvale.

s*72016-09-06 07:09

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thanks for the effort :)
waiting for daniu to explain!

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【在 n**********d 的大作中提到】

: This is an excerpt from a thread in the tradeking forum:
: "The stop limit order also offers you a little added protection in case your
: short position makes unexpected gains in the after market. If you only had
: a stop in place and the security open above your stop, you would be filled
: at the open at potentially an unexpected high price. If you use the stop
: limit, you can ensure that even if the security opens above your stock, you
: still only execute at a price you are willing to accept. If you have any
: further questions, feel free to give us a call."
: It does not answer your question in full, nor does it necessarily apply for
: Scottrade. Someone else should probably chime in on this.