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发信人: manpower (cool), 信区: Military
标 题: The Trump Style
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 10 21:57:27 2016, 美东)
Donald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2?
"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A
lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, "What's 2+2"? And I
tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the
worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Addition
and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. Its terrible. Its just terrible
. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'
ll tell you.
First of all the number 2, by the way I love the number 2. It's probably my
favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably
more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm
being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for
Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn'
t say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, "10101000101", on and on, like
that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I
don't know. I mean, you know.
So, we have all these numbers and we can add them and subtract them and add
them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them,
they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order
of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. That I can tell you. So, we'
re gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me. OK? Alright. Thank you."
发信人: manpower (cool), 信区: Military
标 题: The Trump Style
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 10 21:57:27 2016, 美东)
Donald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2?
"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A
lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, "What's 2+2"? And I
tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the
worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Addition
and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. Its terrible. Its just terrible
. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'
ll tell you.
First of all the number 2, by the way I love the number 2. It's probably my
favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably
more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm
being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for
Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn'
t say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, "10101000101", on and on, like
that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I
don't know. I mean, you know.
So, we have all these numbers and we can add them and subtract them and add
them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them,
they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order
of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. That I can tell you. So, we'
re gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me. OK? Alright. Thank you."