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黄西的段子开头“我是爱尔兰人”的笑点在哪里?
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黄西的段子开头“我是爱尔兰人”的笑点在哪里?# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
t*u
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就两张卡 cash 出来还行
关键是白条怎么用。。。。
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b*2
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http://finance.yahoo.com/news/greece-170b-bailout-reduce-debt-0
BRUSSELS (AP) -- After more than 12 hours of talks, the countries that use
the euro reached an agreement early Tuesday to hand Greece euro130 billion (
$170 billion) in additional bailout loans to save it from a potentially
disastrous default next month.
The deal is expected to bring Greece's debt down to 120.5 percent of gross
domestic product by 2020 — that's around the maximum that the International
Monetary Fund and the eurozone consider sustainable.
The euro surged as the news of a deal broke early Tuesday. The accord should
take some pressure off the 17-country currency union that has been battling
a serious debt crisis for two years.
Without the deal, Greece was facing a potentially calamitous default next
month and possibly being forced from the eurozone. The talks stretched into
the early hours of Tuesday as ministers wrangled over how to cut Greece's
debt to a level that it could eventually pay back while not raising their
own commitments.
In the end, the country's private creditors were asked to take substantially
more losses on their holdings than previously anticipated, cutting Greece's
debt by an estimated euro107 billion.
"It's no exaggeration to say that today is a historic day for the Greek
economy," said Greek Premier Lucas Papademos, who rushed to the meeting to
lend weight to his country's pleas for help.
Jean-Claude Juncker, the prime minister of Luxembourg who also chairs the
meetings of eurozone finance ministers, said Greece's private investors —
mostly banks and investment funds — have been asked to take a face value
loss of 53.5 percent on their bonds.
On top of that, Greece's public creditors — central banks and the eurozone
countries — also agreed to give Greece a break on its debt.
The eurozone countries will cut the interest that Greece has to pay for its
first package of bailout loans to 1.5 percentage points over market rates
from between 2 percentage points to 3 percentage points currently, cutting
both its debt load and limiting the need for new rescue loans.
At the same time, the European Central Bank and the national central banks
in the 17 countries that use the euro will also forego profits on their
Greek debt holdings, again reducing the costs for Greece.
EU economic affairs commissioner Olli Rehn says Greece's new compliance with
the terms of a new bailout will be ensured by a separate account containing
enough money service its debt for three months.
That close monitoring was demanded by some members of the eurozone who are
frustrated that Greece has not always enacted painful reforms and budget
cuts on time.
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b*l
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一只没弄明白。
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a*e
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大家都知道当初排华是爱尔兰人主导致

【在 b******l 的大作中提到】
: 一只没弄明白。
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z*n
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一是美国人流行说自己是爱尔兰人,男克也是,巴马也是,很多名人都喜欢把爱尔兰上拉
二是一个典型的天朝wsn的样子的黄皮,也自称爱尔兰人,突出对比荒谬,所谓幽默
类似他说他是大米大学毕业的,然后停顿,不解释,让人联想黄人爱吃大米,美式幽默
而已啦

【在 b******l 的大作中提到】
: 一只没弄明白。
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t*o
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参考Charlie's Angels, 那个老黑码头被人发现, 也是说自己是爱尔兰人

上拉

【在 z*********n 的大作中提到】
: 一是美国人流行说自己是爱尔兰人,男克也是,巴马也是,很多名人都喜欢把爱尔兰上拉
: 二是一个典型的天朝wsn的样子的黄皮,也自称爱尔兰人,突出对比荒谬,所谓幽默
: 类似他说他是大米大学毕业的,然后停顿,不解释,让人联想黄人爱吃大米,美式幽默
: 而已啦

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b*l
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这么多典故啊,学习了。
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u*q
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他的timing不错。。。
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s*l
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这个和民工说我是城里人一样

【在 b******l 的大作中提到】
: 一只没弄明白。
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y*n
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其实爱尔兰移民以前一直被WASP认为是白人的耻辱,大部分是文盲,酗酒,贫困,肮脏
,犯罪率高,连黑人和黄人都看不起爱尔兰移民。当然 现在早不是这样了。

上拉

【在 z*********n 的大作中提到】
: 一是美国人流行说自己是爱尔兰人,男克也是,巴马也是,很多名人都喜欢把爱尔兰上拉
: 二是一个典型的天朝wsn的样子的黄皮,也自称爱尔兰人,突出对比荒谬,所谓幽默
: 类似他说他是大米大学毕业的,然后停顿,不解释,让人联想黄人爱吃大米,美式幽默
: 而已啦

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s*l
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最初的白人俱乐部里爱尔兰人算一个,德国人算一个,英格兰算一个。意大利西班牙等
都不算白人。

【在 y*******n 的大作中提到】
: 其实爱尔兰移民以前一直被WASP认为是白人的耻辱,大部分是文盲,酗酒,贫困,肮脏
: ,犯罪率高,连黑人和黄人都看不起爱尔兰移民。当然 现在早不是这样了。
:
: 上拉

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z*n
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爱尔兰口音里r卷舌也算是美国口音r卷舌的起源了
口音也有点接近美国口音,和英国口音相当不一样
其实就是文化低的一种表现

【在 s*l 的大作中提到】
: 最初的白人俱乐部里爱尔兰人算一个,德国人算一个,英格兰算一个。意大利西班牙等
: 都不算白人。

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s*l
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但他们觉得自己历史悠久很有文化

【在 z*********n 的大作中提到】
: 爱尔兰口音里r卷舌也算是美国口音r卷舌的起源了
: 口音也有点接近美国口音,和英国口音相当不一样
: 其实就是文化低的一种表现

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A*k
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鬼扯,你说的这个根本不是爱尔兰人,而是Scotch-Irish,是早期移民北美的新教徒
至于信天主教的爱尔兰人是19世纪才开始移民来的,当时根本是非主流

【在 s*l 的大作中提到】
: 最初的白人俱乐部里爱尔兰人算一个,德国人算一个,英格兰算一个。意大利西班牙等
: 都不算白人。

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s*l
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You are right. Irish people were considered non-white as Italian and Jew.

【在 A**k 的大作中提到】
: 鬼扯,你说的这个根本不是爱尔兰人,而是Scotch-Irish,是早期移民北美的新教徒
: 至于信天主教的爱尔兰人是19世纪才开始移民来的,当时根本是非主流

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H*g
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郭德纲曾经有个哏 是用河南口音说 阿拉这个上海人啊

【在 b******l 的大作中提到】
: 一只没弄明白。
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p*e
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和岳云鹏差不多

【在 u****q 的大作中提到】
: 他的timing不错。。。
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