名人名言# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected. Henry Cate, VII
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber Plato
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even
where there is no river. Nikita Khrushchev
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become President. I’m beginning
to believe it. Clarence Darrow
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds
from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. Oscar
Ameringer
The democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter,
taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are
the party that says government doesn’t work, and then get elected and prove
it. P. J. O’Rourke
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber Plato
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even
where there is no river. Nikita Khrushchev
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become President. I’m beginning
to believe it. Clarence Darrow
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds
from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. Oscar
Ameringer
The democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter,
taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are
the party that says government doesn’t work, and then get elected and prove
it. P. J. O’Rourke