上帝是学什么专业的？# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
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读研究生时，学校允许学生去别的学院选修三门课。 我们几个住在学校宿舍的工
学院的同学一起选了一门医学院的解剖学和一门神学院的圣经阅读课（因为据说医学院
漂亮女同学较多，而神学院是美国最好的）。
一天上完解剖学的课后，大家在回宿舍的路上就争论起来了。
机械工程专业的同学说， “The God must be a great mechanical engineer.
You can see that from the human body he created. 206 pieces of bones
covered by 640 muscles which in term are covered by the skin of various
color, capable of carrying out almost every complex mechanical task. &
nbsp;It will take me years to design a robot to do just some of ......"
"No, no..." 不等这位同学说完， 电子工程专业的同学说，”The God is
clearly an electronical engineer. You look at the brain and nerve systems he
designed for the human body. It is by far the most advanced CPU I have ever
seen......"
"Stop the nonsenses, guys!" 学土木工程的开口了， "The God is the
most brilliant civil engineer, period. Otherwise how could he build the
major sewage disposal outlet right behind the body's major entertainment
center?"
学院的同学一起选了一门医学院的解剖学和一门神学院的圣经阅读课（因为据说医学院
漂亮女同学较多，而神学院是美国最好的）。
一天上完解剖学的课后，大家在回宿舍的路上就争论起来了。
机械工程专业的同学说， “The God must be a great mechanical engineer.
You can see that from the human body he created. 206 pieces of bones
covered by 640 muscles which in term are covered by the skin of various
color, capable of carrying out almost every complex mechanical task. &
nbsp;It will take me years to design a robot to do just some of ......"
"No, no..." 不等这位同学说完， 电子工程专业的同学说，”The God is
clearly an electronical engineer. You look at the brain and nerve systems he
designed for the human body. It is by far the most advanced CPU I have ever
seen......"
"Stop the nonsenses, guys!" 学土木工程的开口了， "The God is the
most brilliant civil engineer, period. Otherwise how could he build the
major sewage disposal outlet right behind the body's major entertainment
center?"
