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c*8
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Hi All:
I am DIYing my petition letter, I have a question if it is Okay to reiterate
the EB1A criteria in the letter? Any risk?
Any comments are greatly appreciated! (Sorry, I can not type Chinese in my
Linux machine, but feel free to reply in Chinese). The following is what I
have done:
At the end of the "Exceptional Authorship" section, I wrote:
In summary, the objective evidence regarding my exceptional authorship
presented in this section demonstrates that:
I have sustained international acclaim in my field of endeavor
(a) My articles were published in top international journals in my field of
endeavor
(b) My articles were cited by scientists from 18 countries in 4 continents
(c) The journals that cited my articles are a series of the most prestigious
international journals
My achievements have been recognized in my field of expertise, indicating
that I am one of that small percentage who has risen to the very top in my
field of endeavor
(a) My articles were published in the best (#1) ranked journals in my field
of endeavor
(b) My articles were cited by the best (#1) ranked journals in my field of
endeavor
(c) The citation of my articles far exceeds the ordinary level of
publication of my peers
(d) The citation of my articles is also much higher than the impact factor
of the best (#1) ranked journal in my field of endeavor
At the end of the "Significant Original Contributions" section, I wrote:
In summary, the evidence regarding my original contributions of major
significance presented in this section demonstrates that:
I have sustained international acclaim in my field of endeavor
(a) Scientists from 18 countries in 4 continents have recognized the
significance of my research by citing my work in their own research
(b) International scientists have either used my work as supporting evidence
in their own research or directly implemented my work in their own research
(c) Review articles written by international scientists have praised my work
as an important progress in the field of xxx engineering
(d) Independent scientists worldwide testified the significance of my
contributions in their publications and support letters
My achievements have been recognized in my field of expertise, indicating
that I am one of that small percentage who has risen to the very top in my
field of endeavor
(a) Articles that documented my original contributions of major significance
have been published in the best (#1) ranked journals in my field of
endeavor
(b) Articles that documented my original contributions of major significance
have been cited by the best (#1) ranked journals in my field of endeavor
(c) Articles that documented my original contributions of major significance
are ranked the top 10% most cited or better compared to articles published
by my peers
(d) Renowned experts specifically articulated how my contributions are of
major significance to the field, and they concluded that I am a top
researcher in my field
At the end of the "Judging the Work of Other Scientists", I wrote:
In summary, the objective evidence regarding my participation as a judge of
other scientists' work presented in this section demonstrates that:
I have sustained international acclaim in my field of endeavor
(a) I have been invited to serve as a session chair for an international
conference in my field
(b) I have been invited to review for international journals and conference
in my field of endeavor
(c) Scientists whose work I have reviewed are from more than 13 countries in
5 continents
My achievements have been recognized in my field of expertise, indicating
that I am one of that small percentage who has risen to the very top in my
field of endeavor
(a) The journals that I have reviewed for are top-ranking journals in my
field of endeavor
(b) I have been selected as a session chair and reviewer is due to my
reputation for excellence, my expertise, and my exceptionally scientific
accomplishment in my field
In the section of "The Significance of the Evidence", I wrote:
The objective evidence presented in the previous three sections has
demonstrated that I have met three of the ten criteria required for the EB1A
immigrant classification. The totality of the evidence has established that:
I have sustained international acclaim in my field of endeavor
(a) I have published articles in international journals ranked in the very
top in my field of endeavor, and my articles have been cited by scientists
worldwide with their work published in the most prestigious international
journals
(b) My original contributions of major significance have directly benefited
the work of scientists from 18 countries in my field of endeavor
(c) I have judged other scientists' work presented in multiple international
conferences and submitted to international journals
My achievements have been recognized in my field of expertise, indicating
that I am one of that small percentage who has risen to the very top in my
field of endeavor
(a) My articles have been published in the best (#1) ranked journals in my
field of endeavor, and the citation of my articles far exceeds the ordinary
level of publication of my peers
(b) Articles that documented my original contributions of major significance
are ranked the top 10% most cited articles including citations by the best
(#1) ranked journals in my field of endeavor
(c) I have judged the work submitted to top-ranking journals by scientists
worldwide, and I have been selected as a reviewer is due to my exceptionally
scientific accomplishment in my field
(d) Renowned experts specifically articulated how my contributions are of
major significance to the field, and they concluded that I am a top
researcher in my field
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d*f
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: yugong (愚公挖坑), 信区: Military
标 题: 西雅图清华屌丝程序员开大麻店年入三百万美金,迎娶迷人19岁白牛
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 25 22:31:39 2017, 美东)
他是中国的精英:
他在中国是精英的代名词,来自上海一个普通家庭的他,从上海最好的中学之一
考入清华计算机系.他讷言敏行,是标准的中国好孩子。在大学本科之后,他拿到北美名
校硕士录取通知书,满分毕业后加入微软,年薪十万,春风得意马蹄急.
他是美国的屌丝:
他在美国就是屌丝的完美代言人,他不善于表达自己,在微软西雅图六年,
只被提升一次,他的印度主管夸他干活快,但是加薪升职总是没有他,比他晚两年进入微
软的印度小弟已经火箭炮升级三次变成资深管理者.
自述:
" 我不谦虚的说,我应该算是拥有中国最聪明大脑的那群人之一了,我的祖国培
养我到一定程度,成为半成品,然后我主动送去美国加工成成品,加工费还自己出(硕
士学费自理),然后给美国苦逼打工、残酷压榨,成为新一代猪仔——脑力劳动猪仔。
我在微软的日子让我过的痛不欲生,我上海家人还很为我骄傲,却不知道,家里的儿子在
美国过的多么痛苦,我的印度主管在年底发奖金的时候,说给了我六千美金的奖金,我
应该感到很荣幸,我只好讪笑的离开。我心里想说,"这个阿三不知道,我国内同学
一个个都是,VP,Director,CEO了,每天花天酒地,而我只能在自己的二手2000年宝马里
潸然泪下,那时候我真觉得对不起祖国."
前女友【编者按,一个男人永远绕不开的话题】:
"我还是忘不了她,那时候我19,她小一岁,在传媒大学读书,我们周末常在一起学
习,我帮她做作业,给她解释各个题目,我忘不了她那双晶晶亮的大眼睛,一直那么崇
拜的盯着我,我现在有时做梦还会想起那段日子 "
"按照现在的标准,她就应该是女神了,171的身高,该有的都有."
"我出国那年,我问她,你大学毕业后要来美国吗?如果愿意的话,我娶你来。她双眼含
泪没有说话"
"再见她,已经是四年多后,我拿到了绿卡,在北京三里屯village,第一次两人见面的地
方,看见他来接她,他不高,非常精神,大概五十岁出头一点,一起笑着进了那辆崭新的路
虎."
“那晚我独自一人走在曾经跟她一起走过的清华校园里,北京的风吹干了我的泪“
"后来再想她的时候,她的闺蜜发来了她和她两个孩子的照片,她没变,还是那么美."
"我不后悔失去她,因为我给不了她想要的生活!我也会想她,尤其是西雅图的秋夜,我
望着窗外,雨静悄悄的下,屏幕上的她还是那么可爱迷人."
【人生转折点】
??
美国华盛顿州2012年11月投票通过21岁以上成年人吸食大麻合法化。
此后,商人们蜂拥而入,督促政府尽快发放商业执照,2014年时,我已经认识了那时候
的他,我劝他不要把存的钱买房,一起参加商业执照的摇奖【因为候选人太多,必须采
用摇奖的方式】。头两百个执照,就有一万多符合条件的候选人,那时候他省吃俭用有
存款大概30万美金, 想首付买一个靠微软近的房子, 出租几个房间赚点小钱。
我劝他说:
「你觉得这么编程下去,你能摆脱目前的困境,迎娶白富美吗?」
他摇头,我又问:
「我們这个族群靠技术,未來也沒有任何希望,你觉得呢?」
他点头同意
大麻合法化是我们最后一次能看见的翻身机会,我鼓励他说。我还记得那个晚上,抽签
结果出来的时候,他打电话给我时候激动的语气,我没抽到,他抽到了,抽奖的中
email被他打印出来,贴在墙上,我每次看见都会笑。
【技术和运气的完美结合】
不愧是计算机系的,他在拿到执照之后,迅速买了一块西雅图北部场地【他说这里年轻
人多,聚会多,消费量一定大】,雇佣了几个本地人,并且利用自己的专业知识,提高
了大麻种植速度,原来要两个月才有比较好纯度的大麻生成,被他研究了一套自动化管
理程序,把大麻的生成速度缩减到六个礼拜,同时把纯度提高了120%。他的店是那个区
域最热门的店,这个月再次遇见我的时候,他告诉我,今年,2017年,收入可以到税前
三百万美金。我一惊,你要在微软干三十年才有这个收入啊。 接着问他,在微软的工
作你辞了吗?他说没,混着玩玩,等我什么时候想炒印度老板的时候,我再走,??,大
麻店那边我录像监视着就好了。
??
【美人入怀】
在他店里打工有一个白人帅哥Joe,有一次关心的问老板,结婚了吗?有女朋友了吗?
在得到老板都是否认的回答之后。Joe把19岁的妹妹介绍给了老板,并且告诉他,我们
全家都很喜欢东方文化。我妹妹Emily现在就在附近读社区大学护士专业,在认识之后
三个月,他告诉我,他和Emily2017年感恩节就会结婚,我会是证婚人啊。在经过他和
Emily的批准后,我把美女的照片选了一张发上来。19岁的鲜花啊,在哪里都是怒放。
在文章得结尾处,我和他开起了玩笑,"你现在还觉得对得起自己祖国吗?"他说"现在感
觉好多了,算是没有辱没我的祖国".
十年 陈奕迅 - 黑白灰
“那你还想她吗?”他没有立刻回话,扭头往货架上看了一下,拿下来一包半磅重的大
麻,对着说:“兄弟,这个刚出来的,应该很不错,拿回家试试把。”,那一刻,我似
乎看见了他眼角里有一丝闪亮。
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c*y
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It is not necessary to restate the criteria again. This is my personal
experience with my 1A case approved recently. Try to limit your PL within 10
pages of writing on top of the exhibit list. The PL must be clear and
concise.
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d*f
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2%的几率,难道大麻抽签也aa?

通家庭的他,从上海最好的中学之一
表达自己,在微软西雅图六年,

【在 d********f 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
: 发信人: yugong (愚公挖坑), 信区: Military
: 标 题: 西雅图清华屌丝程序员开大麻店年入三百万美金,迎娶迷人19岁白牛
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 25 22:31:39 2017, 美东)
: 他是中国的精英:
: 他在中国是精英的代名词,来自上海一个普通家庭的他,从上海最好的中学之一
: 考入清华计算机系.他讷言敏行,是标准的中国好孩子。在大学本科之后,他拿到北美名
: 校硕士录取通知书,满分毕业后加入微软,年薪十万,春风得意马蹄急.
: 他是美国的屌丝:
: 他在美国就是屌丝的完美代言人,他不善于表达自己,在微软西雅图六年,

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c*8
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Thanks for your reply. My letter is 25 pages, and about 11 pages are for "
contribution" section, 4 for authorship, and 4 for judging others' work.
Here are my concerns:
1, IO only has less than 30 min to go through the letter, so I guess they
try to look for evidence to match the EB1A criteria, I thought that
restating would help them to find the points quickly.
2, my major is engineering, and my citation is low (<80). So I am worried
about RFE for contribution section, therefore, I have more pages for the
contribution section, tried to explain how others used my work.

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【在 c****y 的大作中提到】
: It is not necessary to restate the criteria again. This is my personal
: experience with my 1A case approved recently. Try to limit your PL within 10
: pages of writing on top of the exhibit list. The PL must be clear and
: concise.

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m*y
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社区大学护士?
感觉被员工给坑了
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c*y
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I do not know how much time does IO have, but I think your PL is too long.
In my opinion, restating the points is not helpful at all. The PL serves as
a road map to guide your audience to read your exhibit. Therefore, let the
evidence speaks for itself. My major is biology, but I think the citation is
not a critical component if you have other stuff to show. My citation is
bit higher than yours. The decision is based on a comprehensive review on
your file.

【在 c**********8 的大作中提到】
: Thanks for your reply. My letter is 25 pages, and about 11 pages are for "
: contribution" section, 4 for authorship, and 4 for judging others' work.
: Here are my concerns:
: 1, IO only has less than 30 min to go through the letter, so I guess they
: try to look for evidence to match the EB1A criteria, I thought that
: restating would help them to find the points quickly.
: 2, my major is engineering, and my citation is low (<80). So I am worried
: about RFE for contribution section, therefore, I have more pages for the
: contribution section, tried to explain how others used my work.
:

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s*e
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不过社区大学确实有很多姑娘真漂亮啊

【在 m***y 的大作中提到】
: 社区大学护士?
: 感觉被员工给坑了

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A*e
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我的律师写的很短,6页,最后一页半都是材料的列表,也不乏中间很多列举。整个信
就是热情洋溢洋溢的那种,我本来想改的,加强一下contribution,充实一下,发现我
的气场完全不对,后来放弃了。我找的两个朋友的成功的例子,都是三条一条条说清楚
的。我这个律师写的就完全不一样,开始我觉得很不适应,没有把亮点一一列出来;读
了几遍又觉得也是一种风格啊,看的人比较容易被感染啊,也不错。
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f*n
10
这专业知识有点强
我现在有点佩服计算机系的同学们了
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o*d
11
My letter was 24 page. Yours is probably fine.

【在 c**********8 的大作中提到】
: Thanks for your reply. My letter is 25 pages, and about 11 pages are for "
: contribution" section, 4 for authorship, and 4 for judging others' work.
: Here are my concerns:
: 1, IO only has less than 30 min to go through the letter, so I guess they
: try to look for evidence to match the EB1A criteria, I thought that
: restating would help them to find the points quickly.
: 2, my major is engineering, and my citation is low (<80). So I am worried
: about RFE for contribution section, therefore, I have more pages for the
: contribution section, tried to explain how others used my work.
:

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H*g
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睡几年离婚 岂不是很好

【在 m***y 的大作中提到】
: 社区大学护士?
: 感觉被员工给坑了

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s*d
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还是丢人。这么多人吸大麻,害人不浅

【在 d********f 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
: 发信人: yugong (愚公挖坑), 信区: Military
: 标 题: 西雅图清华屌丝程序员开大麻店年入三百万美金,迎娶迷人19岁白牛
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 25 22:31:39 2017, 美东)
: 他是中国的精英:
: 他在中国是精英的代名词,来自上海一个普通家庭的他,从上海最好的中学之一
: 考入清华计算机系.他讷言敏行,是标准的中国好孩子。在大学本科之后,他拿到北美名
: 校硕士录取通知书,满分毕业后加入微软,年薪十万,春风得意马蹄急.
: 他是美国的屌丝:
: 他在美国就是屌丝的完美代言人,他不善于表达自己,在微软西雅图六年,

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y*i
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大麻的生长速度都可以人工控制了?袁隆平得跟这马公好好学习啊。
3百万税前收入,这得卖小2吨大麻成品。
https://www.forbes.com/sites/debraborchardt/2017/01/31/marijuana-prices-fall
-in-2016-as-growers-flood-the-market-with-pot/#22de6d7a2f7f
https://lcb.wa.gov/mjlicense/mj_licensing_faq
Am I able to apply for a retail license since I am a producer and/or
processor? Am I able to have a relative apply?
This is known as “Vertical integration” and is not allowed. You cannot
hold a producer/processor and retailer license. If another entity or
relative holds a retailer license, and you are a producer and/or processor,
you may not take profits, make business decisions, be a true party of
interest, or have any other financial gain/interest in their business.
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a9
15
无非就是光照吧,据说现在种大麻都是用电照的。

fall
,

【在 y****i 的大作中提到】
: 大麻的生长速度都可以人工控制了?袁隆平得跟这马公好好学习啊。
: 3百万税前收入,这得卖小2吨大麻成品。
: https://www.forbes.com/sites/debraborchardt/2017/01/31/marijuana-prices-fall
: -in-2016-as-growers-flood-the-market-with-pot/#22de6d7a2f7f
: https://lcb.wa.gov/mjlicense/mj_licensing_faq
: Am I able to apply for a retail license since I am a producer and/or
: processor? Am I able to have a relative apply?
: This is known as “Vertical integration” and is not allowed. You cannot
: hold a producer/processor and retailer license. If another entity or
: relative holds a retailer license, and you are a producer and/or processor,

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H*g
16
地下大麻场 能不能伪装成挖比特币 都是耗电大户
不过到底是挖比特币赚钱还是种麻赚钱?

【在 a9 的大作中提到】
: 无非就是光照吧,据说现在种大麻都是用电照的。
:
: fall
: ,

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H*g
17
挖比特币是不是Nvidia的阴谋?

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 地下大麻场 能不能伪装成挖比特币 都是耗电大户
: 不过到底是挖比特币赚钱还是种麻赚钱?

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f*i
18
各取所需嘛

【在 m***y 的大作中提到】
: 社区大学护士?
: 感觉被员工给坑了

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k*5
19
这知音写的一个流畅,基本关键要素都有了,当前流行的热门词都一个不拉。
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d*z
20
出国四年拿到绿卡,这个怎么实现的?
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y*i
21
正好在广场事件之后不久出国的,或者在广场事件不久的时候赶巧了正在灯塔国。

【在 d****z 的大作中提到】
: 出国四年拿到绿卡,这个怎么实现的?
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k*i
22
早期没有排期的,你去看02年的VB,从印度到中国,从1类到5类,全是C

【在 d****z 的大作中提到】
: 出国四年拿到绿卡,这个怎么实现的?
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k*i
23
早期没有排期的,你去看02年的VB,从印度到中国,从1类到5类,全是C

【在 d****z 的大作中提到】
: 出国四年拿到绿卡,这个怎么实现的?
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d*z
24
广院在2004年才改名传媒大学。既然女朋友是传媒大学的,也就是最早2004年才出国。

【在 y****i 的大作中提到】
: 正好在广场事件之后不久出国的,或者在广场事件不久的时候赶巧了正在灯塔国。
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k*n
25
“迷人19岁白牛”,有图么?骑兵就行。。。
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