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wikileak搞到FBI审讯张首晟的录像了 (转载)
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wikileak搞到FBI审讯张首晟的录像了 (转载)# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
H*g
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: haruhashi (春橋), 信区: Military
标 题: wikileak搞到FBI审讯张首晟的录像了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Feb 3 10:23:29 2019, 美东)
Agent: Prof. Zhang, we were been watching you for a while, in one life you
are Professor Shousheng Zhang of Stanford, you have a SSN, you publish tons
of papers, you pay your tax, and once in a while you flirt with your
students.....
In another life, you are known as mifepristone aka 弃婴,and you are an
agent for PRC MI3......
Recently you prob being contacted by a guy called herself kayaker, claimed
to be a real estate agent in bay area. But whatever she said doesn't matter
, she is a known terrorist to the authority. We need your help to apprehend
her....
老张一听,当场就气炸了,草,怎么这段子听起来这么耳熟?
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d*y
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据说守成死后,弃妈连夜搭国航飞机逃回中国。从此人间蒸发。
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m*3
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这特么烂阴文,第一句话就露馅儿了
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