设想没有疫苗的古代是如何赢得一场战争的# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
g*i
1 楼
gdc (gdc)2018-08-09 15:58:25
那时的名将，一般都养一大群狗，打仗的时候派上去，敌人被咬了后肯定到处找疫苗打
，不及时输入疫苗死亡率200%，战斗力大减，这时再派自己人上去，中必赢啊！
那时的名将，一般都养一大群狗，打仗的时候派上去，敌人被咬了后肯定到处找疫苗打
，不及时输入疫苗死亡率200%，战斗力大减，这时再派自己人上去，中必赢啊！
m*y
2 楼
疯狗不好使，就像五毛一样，经常咬自己人。还有的是在疯之前就写好了要咬的名单，
名单上通常又是自己人。
名单上通常又是自己人。
g*i
3 楼
狗有疫苗加身 不一定要疯 五毛有什么
【在 m***y 的大作中提到】
: 疯狗不好使，就像五毛一样，经常咬自己人。还有的是在疯之前就写好了要咬的名单，
: 名单上通常又是自己人。
【在 m***y 的大作中提到】
: 疯狗不好使，就像五毛一样，经常咬自己人。还有的是在疯之前就写好了要咬的名单，
: 名单上通常又是自己人。
H*g
4 楼
据说二战里苏军训练了一些军犬 见到坦克就钻到底下引爆炸药 不幸的是苏联用自己
的坦克训练 狗在战场上一心慌 光往眼熟的坦克地下钻
【在 m***y 的大作中提到】
: 疯狗不好使，就像五毛一样，经常咬自己人。还有的是在疯之前就写好了要咬的名单，
: 名单上通常又是自己人。
的坦克训练 狗在战场上一心慌 光往眼熟的坦克地下钻
【在 m***y 的大作中提到】
: 疯狗不好使，就像五毛一样，经常咬自己人。还有的是在疯之前就写好了要咬的名单，
: 名单上通常又是自己人。
H*g
5 楼
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tank_dog?wprov=sfti1
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 据说二战里苏军训练了一些军犬 见到坦克就钻到底下引爆炸药 不幸的是苏联用自己
: 的坦克训练 狗在战场上一心慌 光往眼熟的坦克地下钻
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 据说二战里苏军训练了一些军犬 见到坦克就钻到底下引爆炸药 不幸的是苏联用自己
: 的坦克训练 狗在战场上一心慌 光往眼熟的坦克地下钻
H*g
6 楼
The original idea was for a dog to carry a bomb strapped to its body, and
reach a specific static target. The dog would then release the bomb by
pulling with its teeth a self-releasing belt and return to the operator. The
bomb could then be detonated either by a timer or remote control, though
the latter was too rare and expensive at the time to be used. A group of
dogs practiced this for six months, but the reports show that no dogs could
master the task. They performed well on a single target but became confused
after the target or location was changed and often returned to the operator
with the bomb unreleased, which in a live situation would have killed both
the dog and the operator.[3]
Continual failures brought about a simplification. The bomb was fastened on
the dog and detonated upon contact with the target, killing the animal.
Whereas in the first program, the dog was trained to locate a specific
target, this task was simplified to find any enemy tank. Dogs were trained
by being kept hungry and their food was placed under tanks. The tanks were
at first left standing still, then they had their engines running, which was
further combined with sporadic blank-shot gunfire and other battle-related
distractions. This routine aimed to teach the dogs to run under the tanks in
battlefield situations.[3]
reach a specific static target. The dog would then release the bomb by
pulling with its teeth a self-releasing belt and return to the operator. The
bomb could then be detonated either by a timer or remote control, though
the latter was too rare and expensive at the time to be used. A group of
dogs practiced this for six months, but the reports show that no dogs could
master the task. They performed well on a single target but became confused
after the target or location was changed and often returned to the operator
with the bomb unreleased, which in a live situation would have killed both
the dog and the operator.[3]
Continual failures brought about a simplification. The bomb was fastened on
the dog and detonated upon contact with the target, killing the animal.
Whereas in the first program, the dog was trained to locate a specific
target, this task was simplified to find any enemy tank. Dogs were trained
by being kept hungry and their food was placed under tanks. The tanks were
at first left standing still, then they had their engines running, which was
further combined with sporadic blank-shot gunfire and other battle-related
distractions. This routine aimed to teach the dogs to run under the tanks in
battlefield situations.[3]
H*g
7 楼
The first group of anti-tank dogs arrived at the frontline at the end of the
summer of 1941 and included 30 dogs and 40 trainers. Their deployment
revealed some serious problems. In order to save fuel and ammunition, dogs
had been trained on tanks which stood still and did not fire their guns. In
the field, the dogs refused to dive under moving tanks. Some persistent dogs
ran near the tanks, waiting for them to stop but were shot in the process.
Gunfire from the tanks scared away many of the dogs. They would run back to
the trenches and often detonated the charge upon jumping in, killing Soviet
soldiers. To prevent that, the returning dogs had to be shot, often by their
controllers and this made the trainers unwilling to work with new dogs.
Some went so far as to say that the army did not stop with sacrificing
people to the war and went on to slaughter dogs too; those who openly
criticized the program were persecuted by "special departments" (military
counterintelligence).[3] Out of the first group of 30 dogs, only four
managed to detonate their bombs near the German tanks, inflicting an unknown
amount of damage. Six exploded upon returning to the Soviet trenches,
killing and injuring soldiers.[3] Three dogs were shot by German troops and
taken away, despite furious attempts by the Soviets to prevent this, which
provided examples of the detonation mechanism to the Germans. A captured
German officer later reported that they learned of the anti-tank dog design
from the killed animals, and considered the program desperate and
inefficient. A German propaganda campaign sought to discredit the Red Army,
saying that Soviet soldiers refuse to fight and send dogs instead.[3]
Another serious training mistake was revealed later; the Soviets used their
own diesel engine tanks to train the dogs rather than German tanks which had
gasoline engines.[5] As the dogs relied on their acute sense of smell, the
dogs sought out familiar Soviet tanks instead of strange-smelling German
tanks.[7] This effectively meant that the Soviets had trained the dogs to
sabotage their own army.
summer of 1941 and included 30 dogs and 40 trainers. Their deployment
revealed some serious problems. In order to save fuel and ammunition, dogs
had been trained on tanks which stood still and did not fire their guns. In
the field, the dogs refused to dive under moving tanks. Some persistent dogs
ran near the tanks, waiting for them to stop but were shot in the process.
Gunfire from the tanks scared away many of the dogs. They would run back to
the trenches and often detonated the charge upon jumping in, killing Soviet
soldiers. To prevent that, the returning dogs had to be shot, often by their
controllers and this made the trainers unwilling to work with new dogs.
Some went so far as to say that the army did not stop with sacrificing
people to the war and went on to slaughter dogs too; those who openly
criticized the program were persecuted by "special departments" (military
counterintelligence).[3] Out of the first group of 30 dogs, only four
managed to detonate their bombs near the German tanks, inflicting an unknown
amount of damage. Six exploded upon returning to the Soviet trenches,
killing and injuring soldiers.[3] Three dogs were shot by German troops and
taken away, despite furious attempts by the Soviets to prevent this, which
provided examples of the detonation mechanism to the Germans. A captured
German officer later reported that they learned of the anti-tank dog design
from the killed animals, and considered the program desperate and
inefficient. A German propaganda campaign sought to discredit the Red Army,
saying that Soviet soldiers refuse to fight and send dogs instead.[3]
Another serious training mistake was revealed later; the Soviets used their
own diesel engine tanks to train the dogs rather than German tanks which had
gasoline engines.[5] As the dogs relied on their acute sense of smell, the
dogs sought out familiar Soviet tanks instead of strange-smelling German
tanks.[7] This effectively meant that the Soviets had trained the dogs to
sabotage their own army.
H*g
8 楼
本子也训练过反坦克狗 可能没想到日本兵其实更好用
w*a
9 楼
现在有机器狗， 可以百发百中。
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 本子也训练过反坦克狗 可能没想到日本兵其实更好用
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 本子也训练过反坦克狗 可能没想到日本兵其实更好用
H*g
10 楼
放个电磁脉冲 就疯了
【在 w*********a 的大作中提到】
: 现在有机器狗， 可以百发百中。
【在 w*********a 的大作中提到】
: 现在有机器狗， 可以百发百中。
w*a
11 楼
那自己坦克也动不了了
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 放个电磁脉冲 就疯了
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 放个电磁脉冲 就疯了
H*g
12 楼
怎么会 坦克又不是电控的 而且坦克皮那么厚 很可能不怎么怕电磁脉冲
【在 w*********a 的大作中提到】
: 那自己坦克也动不了了
【在 w*********a 的大作中提到】
: 那自己坦克也动不了了
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