御姐雷人语录# LES - 同女之舞
y*k
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1. After I told her I had to teach a class for my colleague b/c he was
out of town for a conference...
御姐:"What you get out of this?"
Me: "Actually he's done the same for me before, so I'm just returning
the favor"
御姐:"Oh, okay, this is good. It's better than he asks you to pay him
back with sex."
2. We were lying in bed, 含情脉脉的对望着...
御姐:"大爷来陪我玩玩!"
窘,我这个大爷当的太没面子了。
3. After I suggested I ate her while she sat instead of lying down...
御姐:"why? 坐着吃馒头跟躺着吃馒头味道还不是一样的吗。
4. I was dreading my ob test...
御
out of town for a conference...
御姐:"What you get out of this?"
Me: "Actually he's done the same for me before, so I'm just returning
the favor"
御姐:"Oh, okay, this is good. It's better than he asks you to pay him
back with sex."
2. We were lying in bed, 含情脉脉的对望着...
御姐:"大爷来陪我玩玩!"
窘,我这个大爷当的太没面子了。
3. After I suggested I ate her while she sat instead of lying down...
御姐:"why? 坐着吃馒头跟躺着吃馒头味道还不是一样的吗。
4. I was dreading my ob test...
御