今天下午我和某某的一个电话对话# LES - 同女之舞
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今天下午我收到一个留言，是个女声，公事公办的腔调通知我明天下午要早点出发，因
为路上会有个blocking party，会有很严重的traffic，趴车要改趴在某某大厦 blah
blah。。我因为没听懂神马大厦，就给她打回去询问。下边就是我们的对话。。。
她: Hello, this is XXXXXX. Who are I speaking with? （汗，没听懂是个神马组织
，大概就是组织明天那个活动的吧，反正那些组织我都叫不上名字来。正常，恩。）
我： Hello, this is XXX. I got a voice message from you regarding the heavy
traffic tomorrow afternoon. Could you tell me one more time where i should
park my car?
她: Oh yes..eh..You can park in our building XXXXX.
我： What building? May I have the address please?
她: Eh..I don't have the address..sorry
我： You don't have the address? Then how can I find the building?
她: That is the xxxx building. (又把大厦的名字重复一遍，好怪的一个名字啊，俺
还是没听懂，汗啊) It is located at the corner of XXX street and XXX ave....
我： OK...eh..Maybe I can find it...OK, you mean I cannot park in the church
any more?
她: What church?
我： I mean the church you mentioned on your website. There is a church
just one block away from your place, right? 5 bucks for one day parking,
right?
她: What? I don't know what you're talking about.
我： I am going to the party tomorrow afternoon. Were you talking about the
party?
她: Which party? What's the last name of the party?
我： The last name of the party?? There is no last name for a party.
她: What kind of party is it?
我： （我不敢对一个陌生人说是神马同性恋组织的party，就支支吾吾半天）..eh...I
don't remember the name of the party. But anyway, who were you trying to
call? How did you get my number?
她: your number is on our list...
我： Where are you? Your area code is 808? Where is it?
她: It is Hawaii...
我: (彻底晕倒)I am sorry. I guess you got the wrong number.
她: ...
为路上会有个blocking party，会有很严重的traffic，趴车要改趴在某某大厦 blah
blah。。我因为没听懂神马大厦，就给她打回去询问。下边就是我们的对话。。。
她: Hello, this is XXXXXX. Who are I speaking with? （汗，没听懂是个神马组织
，大概就是组织明天那个活动的吧，反正那些组织我都叫不上名字来。正常，恩。）
我： Hello, this is XXX. I got a voice message from you regarding the heavy
traffic tomorrow afternoon. Could you tell me one more time where i should
park my car?
她: Oh yes..eh..You can park in our building XXXXX.
我： What building? May I have the address please?
她: Eh..I don't have the address..sorry
我： You don't have the address? Then how can I find the building?
她: That is the xxxx building. (又把大厦的名字重复一遍，好怪的一个名字啊，俺
还是没听懂，汗啊) It is located at the corner of XXX street and XXX ave....
我： OK...eh..Maybe I can find it...OK, you mean I cannot park in the church
any more?
她: What church?
我： I mean the church you mentioned on your website. There is a church
just one block away from your place, right? 5 bucks for one day parking,
right?
她: What? I don't know what you're talking about.
我： I am going to the party tomorrow afternoon. Were you talking about the
party?
她: Which party? What's the last name of the party?
我： The last name of the party?? There is no last name for a party.
她: What kind of party is it?
我： （我不敢对一个陌生人说是神马同性恋组织的party，就支支吾吾半天）..eh...I
don't remember the name of the party. But anyway, who were you trying to
call? How did you get my number?
她: your number is on our list...
我： Where are you? Your area code is 808? Where is it?
她: It is Hawaii...
我: (彻底晕倒)I am sorry. I guess you got the wrong number.
她: ...
