t*x
2 楼
american consumerism description:
1) you have an iphone 4,
2) "steve job's apple commercial implys" your droid sucks get an iphone 5,
it does more than what your piece of crap droid does.
3) run to the bank and withdraw $300.00 for the new iphone. only $20 left
4) drive to the nearest apple store $300.00 given to the apple dude with no
college diploma.
5) look at the accessories area... OMG i need these accessories. buys $200.
00 worth of accessoriess via credit card
6) looks at the iphone with awe and gladness.. Mommy whats for dinner.
7) OMG i have only $20 left in the bank and i need to use that $30.00 for me
, and my two kids for food.. its not enough
8) uses credit card to buy $50.00 worth of food and ice cream on the way
home
9) ONE MONTH LATER: OMG i dont have money to pay off my credit card
10) Steve Jobs doing cartwheels in happiness as he looks at the profit
reports. YOU: in serious credit card debt, and husband lost his job.
11) one year later: OMG new iphone, $300.00 for new phone $400 on new
accessories...
12) Steve jobs amazed he made more money this year than last year: YOU:
house is foreclosed. Looking at that new Iphone 5: All you see is Steve Job'
s face saying : you lost your house, haha too bad, im more wealthier than
you, and your out in the street... Tough luck, your money is now my money.
1) you have an iphone 4,
2) "steve job's apple commercial implys" your droid sucks get an iphone 5,
it does more than what your piece of crap droid does.
3) run to the bank and withdraw $300.00 for the new iphone. only $20 left
4) drive to the nearest apple store $300.00 given to the apple dude with no
college diploma.
5) look at the accessories area... OMG i need these accessories. buys $200.
00 worth of accessoriess via credit card
6) looks at the iphone with awe and gladness.. Mommy whats for dinner.
7) OMG i have only $20 left in the bank and i need to use that $30.00 for me
, and my two kids for food.. its not enough
8) uses credit card to buy $50.00 worth of food and ice cream on the way
home
9) ONE MONTH LATER: OMG i dont have money to pay off my credit card
10) Steve Jobs doing cartwheels in happiness as he looks at the profit
reports. YOU: in serious credit card debt, and husband lost his job.
11) one year later: OMG new iphone, $300.00 for new phone $400 on new
accessories...
12) Steve jobs amazed he made more money this year than last year: YOU:
house is foreclosed. Looking at that new Iphone 5: All you see is Steve Job'
s face saying : you lost your house, haha too bad, im more wealthier than
you, and your out in the street... Tough luck, your money is now my money.
d*2
3 楼
真好
N*S
4 楼
这算啥,中国小孩敢卖肾。
A*s
6 楼
都要破产了
all idiots
no
【在 t**x 的大作中提到】
: american consumerism description:
: 1) you have an iphone 4,
: 2) "steve job's apple commercial implys" your droid sucks get an iphone 5,
: it does more than what your piece of crap droid does.
: 3) run to the bank and withdraw $300.00 for the new iphone. only $20 left
: 4) drive to the nearest apple store $300.00 given to the apple dude with no
: college diploma.
: 5) look at the accessories area... OMG i need these accessories. buys $200.
: 00 worth of accessoriess via credit card
: 6) looks at the iphone with awe and gladness.. Mommy whats for dinner.
all idiots
no
【在 t**x 的大作中提到】
: american consumerism description:
: 1) you have an iphone 4,
: 2) "steve job's apple commercial implys" your droid sucks get an iphone 5,
: it does more than what your piece of crap droid does.
: 3) run to the bank and withdraw $300.00 for the new iphone. only $20 left
: 4) drive to the nearest apple store $300.00 given to the apple dude with no
: college diploma.
: 5) look at the accessories area... OMG i need these accessories. buys $200.
: 00 worth of accessoriess via credit card
: 6) looks at the iphone with awe and gladness.. Mommy whats for dinner.
k*u
9 楼
挖!!!!!!!!!!!我要看小豆豆的照片!!!!!!!!!
我好激动啊!!!啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
我好激动啊!!!啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
d*e
11 楼
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w*a
13 楼
恭喜!
n*7
14 楼
Apple 现在靠中国人送钱。
F*t
19 楼
哇,太好了,豆豆猫好好休息哦。
s*o
21 楼
gx!
z*e
22 楼
这些所谓的超前消费都是缺乏金融意识的表现,没什么好说的。我跟认为他们这么消费
是很可怜的。中国人善于存钱消费,是更明智的。
是很可怜的。中国人善于存钱消费,是更明智的。
N*n
24 楼
Consuming selves into bankruptcy = idiocy at its deepest.
【在 t**x 的大作中提到】
: american consumerism description:
: 1) you have an iphone 4,
: 2) "steve job's apple commercial implys" your droid sucks get an iphone 5,
: it does more than what your piece of crap droid does.
: 3) run to the bank and withdraw $300.00 for the new iphone. only $20 left
: 4) drive to the nearest apple store $300.00 given to the apple dude with no
: college diploma.
: 5) look at the accessories area... OMG i need these accessories. buys $200.
: 00 worth of accessoriess via credit card
: 6) looks at the iphone with awe and gladness.. Mommy whats for dinner.
d*g
27 楼
GXGX~~~~豆豆啥时候给上个宝宝照撒?
a*a
28 楼
这部扯淡吗
哪个美国人家里不是欠十几万啥的,为一个iphone jjww的,那是真的傻逼
no
me
Job'
【在 t**x 的大作中提到】
: american consumerism description:
: 1) you have an iphone 4,
: 2) "steve job's apple commercial implys" your droid sucks get an iphone 5,
: it does more than what your piece of crap droid does.
: 3) run to the bank and withdraw $300.00 for the new iphone. only $20 left
: 4) drive to the nearest apple store $300.00 given to the apple dude with no
: college diploma.
: 5) look at the accessories area... OMG i need these accessories. buys $200.
: 00 worth of accessoriess via credit card
: 6) looks at the iphone with awe and gladness.. Mommy whats for dinner.
哪个美国人家里不是欠十几万啥的,为一个iphone jjww的,那是真的傻逼
no
me
Job'
【在 t**x 的大作中提到】
: american consumerism description:
: 1) you have an iphone 4,
: 2) "steve job's apple commercial implys" your droid sucks get an iphone 5,
: it does more than what your piece of crap droid does.
: 3) run to the bank and withdraw $300.00 for the new iphone. only $20 left
: 4) drive to the nearest apple store $300.00 given to the apple dude with no
: college diploma.
: 5) look at the accessories area... OMG i need these accessories. buys $200.
: 00 worth of accessoriess via credit card
: 6) looks at the iphone with awe and gladness.. Mommy whats for dinner.
l*3
29 楼
豆豆猫。。。想死我啦。。。
恭喜恭喜哇 。。。还要大赞宝宝懂事。。。
好好休息恢复。。。
恭喜恭喜哇 。。。还要大赞宝宝懂事。。。
好好休息恢复。。。
l*s
30 楼
GXGX
l*z
35 楼
恭喜恭喜!注意休息和调养!!
s*i
36 楼
CONG
p*6
39 楼
GX
s*3
42 楼
豆豆猫真是太热心了,没几天就来给大家伙分享经验,报喜来了。
恭喜恭喜啊
恭喜恭喜啊
l*t
43 楼
恭喜恭喜。真是有福气呀:)
t*z
44 楼
恭喜恭喜
l*a
45 楼
恭喜
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