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t*e
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GATES SPENDS ENTIRE FIRST DAY BACK IN OFFICE TRYING TO INSTALL WINDOWS 8.1
REDMOND, WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bill Gates’ first day at work in
the newly created role of technology adviser got off to a rocky start
yesterday as the Microsoft founder struggled for hours to install the
Windows 8.1 upgrade.
The installation hit a snag early on, sources said, when Mr. Gates
repeatedly received an error message informing him that his PC ran into a
problem that it could not handle and needed to restart.
After failing to install the upgrade by lunchtime, Mr. Gates summoned the
new Microsoft C.E.O. Satya Nadella, who attempted to help him with the
installation, but with no success.
While the two men worked behind closed doors, one source described the
situation as “tense.”
“Bill is usually a pretty calm guy, so it was weird to hear some of that
language coming out of his mouth,” the source said.
A Microsoft spokesman said only that Mr. Gates’ first day in his new job
had been “a learning experience” and that, for the immediate future, he
would go back to running Windows 7.
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f*g
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LOL

in

【在 t********e 的大作中提到】
: GATES SPENDS ENTIRE FIRST DAY BACK IN OFFICE TRYING TO INSTALL WINDOWS 8.1
: REDMOND, WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bill Gates’ first day at work in
: the newly created role of technology adviser got off to a rocky start
: yesterday as the Microsoft founder struggled for hours to install the
: Windows 8.1 upgrade.
: The installation hit a snag early on, sources said, when Mr. Gates
: repeatedly received an error message informing him that his PC ran into a
: problem that it could not handle and needed to restart.
: After failing to install the upgrade by lunchtime, Mr. Gates summoned the
: new Microsoft C.E.O. Satya Nadella, who attempted to help him with the

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c*l
3
以下是亮点
After failing to install the upgrade by lunchtime, Mr. Gates summoned the
new Microsoft C.E.O. Satya Nadella, who attempted to help him with the
installation, but with no success.
While the two men worked behind closed doors, one source described the
situation as “tense.”
“Bill is usually a pretty calm guy, so it was weird to hear some of that
language coming out of his mouth,” the source said.
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o*k
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hahaha, you asked for it.
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k*x
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good one, forward to Joke plz.

in

【在 t********e 的大作中提到】
: GATES SPENDS ENTIRE FIRST DAY BACK IN OFFICE TRYING TO INSTALL WINDOWS 8.1
: REDMOND, WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bill Gates’ first day at work in
: the newly created role of technology adviser got off to a rocky start
: yesterday as the Microsoft founder struggled for hours to install the
: Windows 8.1 upgrade.
: The installation hit a snag early on, sources said, when Mr. Gates
: repeatedly received an error message informing him that his PC ran into a
: problem that it could not handle and needed to restart.
: After failing to install the upgrade by lunchtime, Mr. Gates summoned the
: new Microsoft C.E.O. Satya Nadella, who attempted to help him with the

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s*v
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so funny, made my day!

in

【在 t********e 的大作中提到】
: GATES SPENDS ENTIRE FIRST DAY BACK IN OFFICE TRYING TO INSTALL WINDOWS 8.1
: REDMOND, WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bill Gates’ first day at work in
: the newly created role of technology adviser got off to a rocky start
: yesterday as the Microsoft founder struggled for hours to install the
: Windows 8.1 upgrade.
: The installation hit a snag early on, sources said, when Mr. Gates
: repeatedly received an error message informing him that his PC ran into a
: problem that it could not handle and needed to restart.
: After failing to install the upgrade by lunchtime, Mr. Gates summoned the
: new Microsoft C.E.O. Satya Nadella, who attempted to help him with the

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h*r
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啊哈哈哈,笑死我了
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T*a
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尼玛不信大门搞不妥这个,草。

in

【在 t********e 的大作中提到】
: GATES SPENDS ENTIRE FIRST DAY BACK IN OFFICE TRYING TO INSTALL WINDOWS 8.1
: REDMOND, WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bill Gates’ first day at work in
: the newly created role of technology adviser got off to a rocky start
: yesterday as the Microsoft founder struggled for hours to install the
: Windows 8.1 upgrade.
: The installation hit a snag early on, sources said, when Mr. Gates
: repeatedly received an error message informing him that his PC ran into a
: problem that it could not handle and needed to restart.
: After failing to install the upgrade by lunchtime, Mr. Gates summoned the
: new Microsoft C.E.O. Satya Nadella, who attempted to help him with the

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G*h
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大门的机器还要自己装?
回来上班都不配个秘书啊

【在 T*******a 的大作中提到】
: 尼玛不信大门搞不妥这个,草。
:
: in

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o*t
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秘书胸大无脑,也搞不定。

【在 G*****h 的大作中提到】
: 大门的机器还要自己装?
: 回来上班都不配个秘书啊

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x*2
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这瞎编的吧
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y*n
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感觉是瞎编的。

【在 x*2 的大作中提到】
: 这瞎编的吧
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c*l
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你们别看,机器最头疼的就是config
很多公司的IT 不给力,要么是少软件,要么是装一大堆bloatware导致系统性能显著下降
这样严重影响码工的开发效率
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Y*o
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TMD,让他们看看!

in

【在 t********e 的大作中提到】
: GATES SPENDS ENTIRE FIRST DAY BACK IN OFFICE TRYING TO INSTALL WINDOWS 8.1
: REDMOND, WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bill Gates’ first day at work in
: the newly created role of technology adviser got off to a rocky start
: yesterday as the Microsoft founder struggled for hours to install the
: Windows 8.1 upgrade.
: The installation hit a snag early on, sources said, when Mr. Gates
: repeatedly received an error message informing him that his PC ran into a
: problem that it could not handle and needed to restart.
: After failing to install the upgrade by lunchtime, Mr. Gates summoned the
: new Microsoft C.E.O. Satya Nadella, who attempted to help him with the

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P*X
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给姿要了解第一手用户体验
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a*e
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明天盖子就把M$股票全卖了
话说这个新CEO使用mac做报告ppt的,不奇怪哈

in

【在 t********e 的大作中提到】
: GATES SPENDS ENTIRE FIRST DAY BACK IN OFFICE TRYING TO INSTALL WINDOWS 8.1
: REDMOND, WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bill Gates’ first day at work in
: the newly created role of technology adviser got off to a rocky start
: yesterday as the Microsoft founder struggled for hours to install the
: Windows 8.1 upgrade.
: The installation hit a snag early on, sources said, when Mr. Gates
: repeatedly received an error message informing him that his PC ran into a
: problem that it could not handle and needed to restart.
: After failing to install the upgrade by lunchtime, Mr. Gates summoned the
: new Microsoft C.E.O. Satya Nadella, who attempted to help him with the

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a*1
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他要是卖,必须提前给通告的

【在 a***e 的大作中提到】
: 明天盖子就把M$股票全卖了
: 话说这个新CEO使用mac做报告ppt的,不奇怪哈
:
: in

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h*t
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大门你看十分钟教程学学怎么用windows 8会死啊? Windows 8革的就是你们这些思想顽
固的老Windows 用户的命.

in

【在 t********e 的大作中提到】
: GATES SPENDS ENTIRE FIRST DAY BACK IN OFFICE TRYING TO INSTALL WINDOWS 8.1
: REDMOND, WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bill Gates’ first day at work in
: the newly created role of technology adviser got off to a rocky start
: yesterday as the Microsoft founder struggled for hours to install the
: Windows 8.1 upgrade.
: The installation hit a snag early on, sources said, when Mr. Gates
: repeatedly received an error message informing him that his PC ran into a
: problem that it could not handle and needed to restart.
: After failing to install the upgrade by lunchtime, Mr. Gates summoned the
: new Microsoft C.E.O. Satya Nadella, who attempted to help him with the

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l*k
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lol,这还用感觉,一看就是瞎编,不过结尾应该加上,三哥ceo经过数次尝试失败后,
告诉大门这不是win8的问题,实际上是第三方驱动的问题

【在 y*****n 的大作中提到】
: 感觉是瞎编的。
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a*e
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想象下某软工冲进去教育这俩8.1就是好还是很搞的

in

【在 t********e 的大作中提到】
: GATES SPENDS ENTIRE FIRST DAY BACK IN OFFICE TRYING TO INSTALL WINDOWS 8.1
: REDMOND, WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bill Gates’ first day at work in
: the newly created role of technology adviser got off to a rocky start
: yesterday as the Microsoft founder struggled for hours to install the
: Windows 8.1 upgrade.
: The installation hit a snag early on, sources said, when Mr. Gates
: repeatedly received an error message informing him that his PC ran into a
: problem that it could not handle and needed to restart.
: After failing to install the upgrade by lunchtime, Mr. Gates summoned the
: new Microsoft C.E.O. Satya Nadella, who attempted to help him with the

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u*d
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楼上的笑点太低了吧;明知被骗还傻笑 。。。
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i*c
22
笑的是笔者的臆想能力。

【在 u****d 的大作中提到】
: 楼上的笑点太低了吧;明知被骗还傻笑 。。。
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p*9
23
三哥说的比这个艺术,
A Microsoft spokesman said only that Mr. Gates’ first day in his new job
had been “a learning experience” and that, for the immediate future, he
would go back to running Windows 7.

【在 l***k 的大作中提到】
: lol,这还用感觉,一看就是瞎编,不过结尾应该加上,三哥ceo经过数次尝试失败后,
: 告诉大门这不是win8的问题,实际上是第三方驱动的问题

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p*9
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严重呼唤本版软轮嘴跑党大臭臭,劳作,鼠标,上宰

【在 o********t 的大作中提到】
: 秘书胸大无脑,也搞不定。
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X*o
25
感觉大门就是想自己出山,又不好意思,就索性找个阿三傀儡。
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