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一个的人手机plan用什么比较划算# PDA - 掌中宝
F*4
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猫:别乱摸
狗:随便摸
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8
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a*7
2
最好是和ATT通话不算分钟数的,因为朋友大部分都是att的
一个月300mins左右(前提是晚上和周末free)
data 200M左右就够了
不用message
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b*2
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我家猫已经被我摸成狗了
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Y*Y
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re

【在 b*****2 的大作中提到】
: 我家猫已经被我摸成狗了
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r*a
5
哈哈,今天在FB上看到这个,还想转来着

【在 F*******4 的大作中提到】
: 猫:别乱摸
: 狗:随便摸
: ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8

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b*r
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猫标错了几处!
爽死了should be草泥马,爽should be还ok了
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F*4
7
我家的那个一挠尾巴根儿就爽的不行了,撅着屁股歪着脑袋。

★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8

【在 b*****r 的大作中提到】
: 猫标错了几处!
: 爽死了should be草泥马,爽should be还ok了

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S*t
8
有猫摸时直须摸

【在 b*****2 的大作中提到】
: 我家猫已经被我摸成狗了
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y*c
9
哈哈,笑死了

【在 F*******4 的大作中提到】
: 猫:别乱摸
: 狗:随便摸
: ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8

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m*g
10
re

【在 b*****r 的大作中提到】
: 猫标错了几处!
: 爽死了should be草泥马,爽should be还ok了

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b*r
11
其实猫全是‘别摸’,狗全是‘爽死了’就对了

【在 m*******g 的大作中提到】
: re
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n*v
12
图中这个猫是不是超重的体型?
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b*r
13
你家糊糊是那种把人变成cat person的猫,还有类猫是mean shit, 把人变成dog
person...

【在 F*******4 的大作中提到】
: 我家的那个一挠尾巴根儿就爽的不行了,撅着屁股歪着脑袋。
:
: ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8

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s*k
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猫那个应该加fine print: Subject to change without notice. 猫主reserves the
right of final interpretation.

【在 F*******4 的大作中提到】
: 猫:别乱摸
: 狗:随便摸
: ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8

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R*0
15
说的好!!

【在 s******k 的大作中提到】
: 猫那个应该加fine print: Subject to change without notice. 猫主reserves the
: right of final interpretation.

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r*a
16
Petting charts of men, dogs and cats

【在 F*******4 的大作中提到】
: 猫:别乱摸
: 狗:随便摸
: ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8

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d*o
17
lol

【在 s******k 的大作中提到】
: 猫那个应该加fine print: Subject to change without notice. 猫主reserves the
: right of final interpretation.

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P*2
18
lol
n久以前在哪看到下面这个。差不多的意思。感叹这只猫猫太sophisticated了!
DOG DIARY:
8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY:
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash
or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my
strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending
comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed
in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear
the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to
the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to
my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to
be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the
guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors
have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.
. . for now....

【在 F*******4 的大作中提到】
: 猫:别乱摸
: 狗:随便摸
: ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8

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